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It’s no big secret that the United Methodist Quilting Bee Made Up Of Spineless Wimps Who Think They’re Sorta Spiritual Church isn’t exactly the penultimate authority on things Scriptural.

Sunday, one of their members dropped trou, figuratively speaking, and showed what asses they are their collective ass again, trying to get in the face of a Southern Baptist minister with the heterophobe issue – and failing miserably, I might add.

The pastor of little Grace United Methodist Church took a swipe at big First Baptist Church of Dallas on Sunday with a sermon titled “Why Gay Is OK.”

The message was delivered as a counterpunch to “Why Gay Is Not OK,” a November sermon by First Baptist pastor Dr. Robert Jeffress.

Ooooooh!&#160 Speaking TRUTH TO POWER&#153!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!11!!ELEVENTY!!

Bet it just gave that pastor a little stiffie, didn’t it?

“I knew I had to preach about this,” the Rev. Diana Holbert said Sunday.

Oops.&#160 Never mind.&#160

She told her diverse East Dallas congregation that homosexuality is not a big issue in the Bible

Yeah, just that big abomination thingie.&#160 No big deal.&#160 Nothing to see here, move along.

and that Christians should be more focused on subjects such as health care, greed in the corporate world, and the welfare of children.

Denizens, d’y’all ever notice that when liberal shits tell Christians what their collective focus should be on, it’s always stuff that’s absolutely nowhere to be found in Scripture?

I mean, really.&#160 You won’t find anything about “health care” (universal or otherwise, at least as they&#160 define it) in the Word, and whenever God talks about children, He’s usually either referring to them as a blessing and a gift from Him or trying to instruct us in how they should be brought up according to His statutes.

As for “greed in the corporate world”, the Bible talks about greed being a general condition (or symptom, if you want to think of it that way) of the corrupted human heart.&#160 IOW, it’s a condition that affects all humans everywhere – especially liberal shits like those over at the United Methodist Church who are lusting with greed even now for more power to tell conservatives & Christians how they must run their lives and what they can and cannot talk about in the pulpit (do the terms “hate crimes” and “Fairness Doctrine” ring any bells out there?)

About a third of the church’s membership is gay or lesbian, she said.

Given that you’re leading them down a primrose path straight to Hell, sister, I’d say that’s your&#160 problem.

During her sermon, Holbert said, “God doesn’t discard or discriminate.”

Aw, isn’t that a cutesy, clever little bromide?&#160 Didja think that one up all by yourself, Diana, honey – or did you have help?

Trouble is, it ain’t quite true.&#160 During the final seven years from the Rapture through the Great Tribulation, God’s going to be doing plenty&#160 of discarding.&#160 And at the Great White Throne Judgement, there will be a great deal&#160 of discrimination.&#160 Trust me on that.

“The Bible has often been used to attack gay and lesbian persons,” she said. “Let’s put a stop to that.”

Y’know what, Di, honey?&#160 No – let’s not.

The fact is that God considers it an abomination for men to sleep with men and for women to sleep with women.&#160 He said so – period, end, stop.&#160 And for you to say that He doesn’t consider it a “big deal” proves beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt that you don’t have the slightest effin’ clue&#160 about Scripture, and are not qualified to lead a church nursery, much less an entire congregation.

Holbert, whose husband is a professor at Southern Methodist University’s Perkins School of Theology, chose her words slowly in responding after her sermon. She said she had never met Jeffress.

“I want to be careful,” she said in an interview. “I don’t want to call him anti-scholastic. I don’t want to get in a fight with him.”

Probably the smartest thing you’ve said all day, bimbo.&#160 It’d be like bringing a knife to a gunfight.&#160 And a dull one at that, truth be told.

Then she added, “I kind of feel sorry for him.”

Y’know whom I&#160 feel sorry for?&#160 I feel sorry for your wimp-ass of a husband, because he doesn’t have the balls to take you aside and tell you in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up before you really&#160 embarass him.

There’s a reason Paul admonished in Scripture about having women in senior leadership positions in the church.&#160 You, Di honey, you stupid bint, stand as People’s Exhibit Number One&#153 as to that reason.

“‘What God has made clean, you must not call profane,’ ” Holbert said, reading from verse [Acts 10:]15.

Let’s make one thing perfectly clear, dumbass-ette:&#160 You ain’t clean.

We are cleansed by the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ as a result of what He did for us on the cross – and it’s painfully obvious that you and your ilk there are throwing that free gift right back in His face.

And it will be made clear in due course that He’s not terribly pleased with the path you’re leading His creations down.