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[SCENE:&#160 Deep space.&#160 In the abyss, somewhere in the vicinity of the Orion Sector, hangs ISS Titanic, dead in space.&#160 Life support is intact, but precious little else is functioning.&#160 The nacelles of the mighty dreadnaught do not even so much as glow, the engines having suffered catastrophic failure two days out of Realm&#153 spacedock.

Cut to the interior.&#160 In the cavernous Engineering section, the wizard Merlin, several jawas, a Klingon or two and a few Bynars are writhing in extreme pain, the crackling energy of a host of purple-white lightning bolts washing over them.

Standing about three feet away, the source of these lightning bolts, Lord Darth Venomous, hovers over them all, a severely agitated countenance on his visage.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 ‘Ready for all modes of flight’, eh, you fucking p’tahk’mey?????&#160 I’ll show you what’s ‘ready for all modes of flight’!!!!!

[His anger partially spent, Venomous ceases the lightning bolts.&#160 He turns to tactical officer K’hadibak’h, standing a few feet to one side.&#160 Anger is still very present on His Rudeness’ face.]1

VENOMOUS:&#160 K’ha, have them all join Captain Korrioth in the Agony Booth&#153. The full duration!

K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 (nodding vigourously) Yes, m’lord!

Denizens, Time Warner Cable has failed me…and I only wish I could say it was for the last time. (sigh)

Main communications are down until at least tomorrow.&#160 Any rants will have to be made from the laptop in the car.

That’s all.&#160 Carry on.

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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

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