Those of you who haven’t been living under a rock know that the scandal – and let’s face it; it is  now Yet Another Scandal™ surrounding Al-Obambi – has reached near epidemic proportions.  Even Huffington’s Compost is screaming for the Ayatollah to release it.
Confederate Yankee says it best here:
Officials in Hawaii have confirmed that the original, long-form paper birth certificate filled out at the time of President Obama’s birth exists. The President can easily ask them to release a copy of the document to the media to be photographed at high resolution, where it can be posted on news web sites and blogs around the word and debated and parsed, ultimately shutting down all but the most fringe elements of the debate, those that still believe that 9/11 was an inside job and that Ron Paul would have made a good President.
Except, CY, instead of simply picking up a phone and making a phone call, B. HUSSEIN!!!!!  Obambi has spent millions of dollars to lawyers in a desperate attempt to keep the bloody thing from being brought to light.
Almost as if the Ayatollah were highly desperate to keep certain eyes from seeing its contents.
So let the pussies call me a “birther”.  Not that they’d ever do that to my face (remember, we are  dealing with Demoscummic cowards here), but still.
Shut us up, Bambi.  Show us the birth certificate.
I fuckin’ dare  ya.