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As the pressure mounts on Al-Obambi & the Imperial Socialist Congress&#153 to get socialized medicine health care reform health care insurance&#160 reform socialized medicine passed so that Jugears McHopenchange can sign something by year’s end, yet another facet of the Ayatollah’s messianic&#160 personality has emerged.

The pussbag is a godforsaken, fucking crybaby.

President Obama took to the conservative airwaves Thursday to charge that Republican leaders are engaged in a vast right-wing conspiracy to kill health care reform in order to repeat the 1994 mid-term takeover of Congress, which followed the defeat of President Clinton’s reform plan.

Y’know, Juggy, that strategery didn’t exactly&#160 work for the Duchess Hilarious, now did it?&#160 As I recall, those of us on the right look at being part of the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy&#153” as an effin’ badge of honor.&#160 Didn’t exactly get us all “wee-weed” up, now did it?&#160

“I think early on, a decision was made by the Republican leadership that said, ‘Look, let’s not give him a victory, maybe we can have a replay of 1993, ’94, when Clinton came in, he failed on health care and then we won in the mid-term elections and we got the majority. And I think there are some folks who are taking a page out that playbook,” the president said.

Waaaaaaaah.&#160 Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.&#160 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Look here, Bambi – just what the ever-lovin’ HELL did you expect&#160 Republicans to do?&#160 Bend over and grab the ankles for that needle-dick of yours and the rest of the Demoscum?&#160 Do you honestly think we’re just going to kow-tow to your every fucking whim just because you managed to lie out your ass to a four-or-five percentage-point vote advantage in November?&#160 Have you not gotten it through your thick-assed head that it doesn’t quite&#160 work that way, buttmunch?

Damn, are you dense or what?

Appearing on the Michael Smerconish radio show, Mr. Obama said he would “love to have more Republicans engaged and involved in this process,”

Of course you do, Bambi.&#160 You want to be able to blame the GOP when you and your overwhelming majority in the House and filibuster-proof majority in the Senate ram this piece-of-shit “reform” package down the throats of the American people.

Sadly for you, though, most of the Republicans are united enough on this to see to it that this is your baby, and your baby alone.

Good luck with all that.&#160

but he vowed to win the battle, with or without support from the minority party in Congress.

Dumbass, you could win it right fuckin’ now&#160 if you wanted. You’ve got all the votes in the Imperial Socialist Congress you need, right?&#160 We can’t do a damned thing to stop you, and you know it.

So quit your bitching and pass the damned bill.

If you can.

Denizens, we’ll start this edition of the Perfect Football Weekend&#153 by talking about a couple of big free-agent signings.

First off, as you all know, Widdle Mikey “Dog Fight Club” Vick signed last week with the Phuckadelphia Beagles.

Oh, my.&#160 Did I really say that out loud?&#160

Now, ’tis true that Vickie is one hellacious athletic talent.&#160 And it’s no secret that The World’s Greatest Ever Quarterback In The History Of Ever, Ever&#153, Donna McCrabbs, is entrenched as the quarterback in Philthy.&#160 Therefore, it is safe to assume that Vickie will get a lot of playing time at back or receiver (or maybe both) – and the Beagles will be that much more dangerous offensively because of it.

However, as the C’boys proved for the last three years, signing an immense talent possessing a certain notoriety doesn’t always bode well for the signing team.&#160 (Widdle Terri Owens, call your office.)&#160 If Vickie isn’t free of the character flaws he possesses, he could turn out to be a locker-room cancer, and bring the Beagles down from within.

Which would please me no end.

As for the other&#160 free-agent signing…raise your hand if you didn’t see this coming.

(crickets)

Yeah, I didn’t think so.

For the Uninitiated&#153, Brett Favre was forced out of retired from the Green Bay Packers at the end of the 2007 season, then – after a major assload of “will he or won’t he” drama – came back and played one semi-forgettable season with the New York J-E-T-S-JetsJetsJets!!!, then retired again.

Or so we thought.

For the last six months or so, Favre has been teasing us with more “will he or won’t he”.&#160 He was talking with the ViQueens – no, he wasn’t&#160 talking with ’em.&#160 He was at the Minne-haha facility to get a physical – no, he wasn’t.&#160 He was definitely coming back – well, maybe not.&#160 Until this past week, when he threw all pretense to the wind and signed with the ViQueens.&#160 Which just goes to show – Brett Favre is an attention whore who can’t stand to be out of the spotlight.

As for how Minne-haha will do this year – Favre may win two or three games for them.&#160 But he’ll lose twice that many, and the ViQueens will realize that they’ve gotten hosed again.

On to the PFW.&#160 It sucks not having NFL Network any longer, since I can’t see as many games as I’d like.&#160 But if I catch any on ESPN or so, I’ll chronicle them here.

In the meantime, the C’boys cut the football ribbon on their new billion-dollar Jones Mahal when the Tennessee Titans come calling.&#160 As was the case last week, the starters will play about a quarter or so, then the Titans’ backups will demolish ours, since Jerrah Jones (aka Owner Jethro – thanks again, Gil LeBreton of the Fort Worth Startlegram) still can’t draft worth a shit.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime…is there any news from Buckyville, HDD?