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Hard to keep the RCOB&#153 off my eyes tonight, Denizens.

For Maxi-pad Waters has seen fit to open her skanky piehole yet again.

“I want those people talked to; I want them interviewed,” Waters told the liberal Bill Press Radio show in a podcast. “I want journalists to be all over those rallies and the marches with the birthers and the teabaggers.”

How about you set the example, skank ho?&#160 How about you come to Texas and say that to my face, you filthy little bitch?

Anytime you want, trollop.&#160 I’ll show you “no justice, no peace”, you stupid little asshole-ette.

Michelle has a story on how Chuckles Gibson, ABC World News Tonight!!!, didn’t know about the ACORN scandal&#160 and how the Imperial Socialist Senate&#153 had de-funded it.

Don: Okay, here’s my news question. A Senate bill yesterday passes, cutting off funds to this group called ACORN. Now, we got that bill passed and we have the embarrassing video of ACORN staffers giving tax advice on how to set up a brothel with 13-year-old hookers. It has everything you could want – corruption and sleazy action at tax-funded organizations and it’s got government ties. But nobody’s covering that story. Why?

Gibson: HAHAHAHAHA. HEHEHE. I didn’t even know about it. Um. So, you’ve got me at a loss. I don’t know. Uh. Uh. But my goodness, if it’s got everything including sleaziness in it, we should talk about it this morning.

Roma: This is the American way!

Gibson: Or maybe this is just one you leave to the cables.

Roma: Well, I think this is a huge issue because there’s so much funding that goes into this organization…

Gibson: I know we’ve done some stories about ACORN before, but this one I don’t know about…

Roma: Jake Tapper did some blogging on it. I know he’s blogged at least once on this scandal.

Gibson: You guys are uh really up on the website.

Isn’t this the same Chuckles Gibson that excoriated Sarah Palin for supposedly not being up on the Bush Doctrine?

For your Monday morning chuckle, Denizens, we present a typical shopping list:

(Click on the pic for the full-sized version.)

Enjoy.&#160

Two shutouts – and by all rights, it should have been three.

Arlington Heights 27, Paschal 0

#16 Texas Christian 30, at UVirginia 14

at UBuffalo 27, UPittsburgh 54

at #13 Oklahoma 64, Idaho State 0

at #22 Nebraska 38, Arkansas St 9

Dallas 34, at Tampa Bay 21

Once again, a Heights game was held up because of storms in the area – this time until 13:00 hours on Saturday.

Once the game got underway, though, Heights runners went for 158 yards on the ground and the defense gave the Panthers fits.

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This really didn’t come as much of a surprise, though I wish UBuffalo had kept it a bit closer.&#160 But four UBeefalo turnovers pretty much killed any chance of an upset.

Zach Maynard was a terror through the air, going 24-35 for 400 yards.&#160 They needed it, as the Bull ground game was nonexistent.

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Only in Nebraska can a college football team give up a total of 12 points in two games and the coach still be pissed.

Seemingly never-satisifed Nebraska coach Bo Pelini called his defense “soft” after a season-opening 49-3 win over Florida Atlantic. He said Saturday that the Huskers still aren’t playing up to his standards as they prepare to go on the road for the first time.

Well, they gave up nearly 300 yards to a Division II team, so he may have a point.

Zac Lee is playing well, though.&#160 He was 30-41 for 358 yards and four touchdowns as the Huskers rolled up nearly 500 yards total.

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Well, it wasn’t every down – there were 44 rushing attempts for 278 yards – but Landry Jones comported himself well, completing 18 of 32 for 286 and three touchdowns.

OU has now won 25 straight home games since falling to TCU back in 2005.

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Speaking of which – the Frogs played pretty much like you’d expect in their first game under the new co-offensive-coordinator (Jarrett Anderson & Justin Fuente) system – at least, for the first quarter.

Which is to say, not good.&#160 The ESPN squawkers called it “rust”.&#160 I call it “trying to tell your ass from a hole in the ground with a new offense”.

Once the Frogs warmed to the task, though, they were all but unstoppable.&#160 Dalton was 15-21 for only 177, but 30 of those came on a post to Jimmy Young.

The Frog defense picked up where it left off from last year, shutting down a Virginia offense that itself was only in its second game.&#160 The Cavaliers Wahoos gashed the Frogs early, and probably should have stayed with that for awhile – but the spread offense is a passing attack, and such an offense that struggled against William & Mary last week certainly wasn’t going to make a dent in last year’s top-five-rated defense.&#160 And, save for a couple of late touchdowns long after the matter had been decided, they didn’t.

Joseph Turner, Ed Wesley and Matthew Tucker split 30 carries evenly for the Tadpoles, combining for 154 yards and a touchdown.

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It’s a good thing Romo had the aerial attack going.&#160 The Buccaneers were going through the Dallas defense like crap through a goose.

Tampa Bay was gashing the Cowboys at will pretty much the entire game.&#160 Cadillac Williams and Dedric Ward combined on 25 carries for 159 yards and two touchdowns (part of a 174-yard day for TB), oftentimes carrying multiple Cowboys on their backs.

Byron Leftwich was 25 of 41 for 276 yards, and only towards the end of the game was Dallas able to get anything resembling pressure on him.

But Romo threw touchdown bombs of 42 yards (Miles Ausin), 66 yards (Roy Williams) and 80 yards (Patrick Crayton) as part of a 16-27-353 day – his best ever.&#160 Marion Barber & Felix Jones combined for 101 yards on 20 carries.

Here are the notes:

* Off-season acquisition Gerald Sensabaugh pays dividends immediately with a blocked FG attempt in the 1Q

* Dallas run defense is stopping exactly nothing&#160 right now.

TB gashing them up the middle at will.&#160 Thought that was supposed to be a strength.

* So much for getting to the line more quickly.

Romo had to burn a timeout during the first drive when the offense couldn’t get set in time.&#160 (And again in the 2Q.)

* Pitch & catch with Leftwich and the TB receivers

And Jenkins & Scandrick were supposed to be co-starters???

* Flozell Adams costs us a first down and a possession with Yet Another Penalty&#153

The most penalized player in the NFL over the last two seasons does it again with a personal foul in the 2Q.&#160 We need to draft a tackle next year.

* There’s&#160 the Miles Austin we’ve been waiting to see!

Took a back-shoulder fade during the 1st-half two-minute drill, broke a tackle and strolled into the end zone.

* Terrance Newman can’t cover shit

Allowed a 47-yard catch that nearly cost us a field goal at the end of the half (fortunately, the TB kicker pushed it wide right).&#160 In fact, he hasn’t defensed shit all damned day long.&#160 None of them have (see previous note).

* Terrell who?

This “spread the wealth” passing offense seems to agree with our Brett Favre-wannabe, as three different receivers have caught TD passes of 40 or more yards.

This week:&#160 5-1.&#160 Overall:&#160 8-3.

The PFW will return Friday, cringing horribly at what awaits the Yellow Jackets.

Drudge has an interesting thing up this morning.

Yesterday, the Dow closed at 9605 and change.

Eight years ago – almost to the very day – the Dow closed at 9605 and change.

The more things change…

Guys, there’s not going to be a Perfect Football Weekend&#153 post today, in honor (and memory) of the day.&#160 I had a post all ready to go, but given what today is, it wouldn’t be appropriate to put it up.

All I’ll say is that Heights plays Paschal, TCU’s at Virginia, Oklahoma’s at home vs. Idaho State, UBuffalo hosts UPittsburgh, Nebraska’s at home against Arkansas State, Dallas opens their season at Tampa Bay, and Wisconsin will play host to Fresno State.

Recap will be Monday.

Item:&#160 The Ayatollah delivers his “pweeze, pweeze, give’ums us summa BambiCare, pweeeeeeeeeeze?!?!” song ‘n dance routine to a joint session of the Imperial Socialist Congress&#153 – and, according to the AP, didn’t do that good a job of it (hat tip:&#160 Ed Driscoll, via Michelle).

Item:&#160 South Carolina freshman congresscritter Joe Wilson shouts out “You liar!” after ol’ Jugears does, in fact, lie about BambiCare not covering illegal aliens.

Bill Jacobson at Legal Insurrection parses things a bit, but the bottom line is that Bambi’s a liar, plain & simple.

So does anyone wanna take a crack at telling me what exactly it was that Joe Wilson said that wasn’t true?

UPDATE:&#160 On the other hand, if he doesn’t rescind the apology – and, as of this update, it doesn’t look as if he has – he’s a spineless weasel who deserves all the vitriol he’s gonna get.

Seriously.&#160 Say something, especially on a national stage, and be prepared to back it up – or don’t say it.&#160 Had that been me, Rahmbo Emmanuel would have been the recipient of a follow-up middle finger.

And you can effin’ quote me.

Interesting blurb on Drudge about the proposed BambiCare package.&#160 As it stands right now, the Demoscum are, to employ an aphorism, “betwixt the devil & the deep blue sea”.&#160 If they go with public option, 44 Donk congresscritters oppose it – but it’ll likely die in the Senate.&#160 If not, 57 congresscritters on the left oppose it, which’ll kill it outright.

But what caught my eye was this particular background piece on one of the potentially recalcitrant Dems:

Rep. John Murtha (D-PA): “We Cannot Support Any Health Care Reform Proposal Unless It Explicitly Excludes Abortion From The Scope Of Any Government-Defined Or Subsidized Health Insurance Plan.” “We believe in a culture that supports and respects the right to life and is dedicated to the protection and preservation of families. Therefore, we cannot support any health care reform proposal unless it explicitly excludes abortion from the scope of any government-defined or subsidized health insurance plan. We believe that a government-defined or subsidized health insurance plan, should not be used to fund abortion.” (Letter To Speaker Pelosi, 6/25/09)

John Murthafucker.&#160 Ex-Marine (in this case, yeah – ex-Marine), enemy of the war, enemy of all troops – champion of the unborn.

The Chinese curse holds firm:&#160 We live in interesting times.

With all due respect and admiration for my best friend, Misha – and for the way he has with the English language and the joy I have whenever I read his smackdown of a libtard…

…Denizens – this may be the absolute best blog post I have read in the seven-years-plus I’ve been doing this.

(An aside:&#160 And it’s been seven years, too, as of last week, since we launched Pegasus&#160 around Planet Bogsnot.&#160 Just realized that, too.)

Anyway, go read that post.

Then read it again.

Then again.

Then read it some more.

In fact, that’s your homework assignment for the rest of 2009, at the very least.

This post is that.&#160 Damned.&#160 Good.

Now.&#160 Go.&#160 Shoo.

Yes, I said it:&#160 Coleby Clawson is the dirtiest player in college football.&#160 And that’s my opinion, and it’s not getting rescinded.

at Arlington Heights 21, Azle 3

#3 Oklahoma 13, #20 Fucking Mormon Pussies 7, Blind, Half-Assed Officiating 7

at #22 Nebraska 49, Florida Atlantic 3

UBuffalo 23, at UT-El Paso 17

Dallas 35, at Minnesota 31 (preseason, does not count in the record)

Heights & Azle suffered through 2 separate rain/storm delays, finally ending sometime after 23:00.&#160 Probably should have called the game a lot earlier.

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Naaman Roosevelt set a UBuff record with his 20th career TD reception as the Bulls pulled the mild upset of the Miners.&#160 Zac Maynard had 159 yards on 12-19 in his debut.

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I must admit, kicking Howard Schnellenberger’s ass for that travesty he pulled with Miami against the Huskers back in the ’80s never gets old.

Zac Lee was 15-22-214 in taking over for the graduated Joey Ganz, and Roy Helu had 157 yards on 17 carries as the Huskers rolled, and the Blackshirts contributed with two interceptions.

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The Fucking Mormons came in with the perfect game plan:&#160 Knock Sam Bradford out of the game, and you win.

Well, they did, and they did.&#160 And I’ve already expressed my opinion on what I think of the fucking little Mormon bastard who did it.

Truth be told, though, it’s hard to figure out what’s more responsible for this debacle:&#160 the loss of Bradford, the shitty officiating, or Bob Stoopes’ brain fartage-ery in the second half.

The officals were fucking flag-happy, except when it counted, i.e. during the last Fucking Mormon drive, when their tight end literally backed into the Sooner defensive back in the end zone, drawing a bogus pass-interference call – the fat-ass might as well have had the beepers installed on his backside.&#160 The Fucking Mormons were holding all damned night long, but it was always the Sooners who got called for it, or something, on first- or second-down of most Sooner drives throughout the game, putting both Bradford and backup Landry Jones in deep holes far more often than not.

But OU could have (and should have, IYAM) won this game – or at the very least, we could possibly still be playing overtime right now, even with all of that, except Bob Stoopes and his staff suffered what has to be the Mother Of All Brain-Locks&#153 in the fourth quarter.

Scenario:&#160 OU has just intercepted Maxine Hall and gotten the ball deep in Fucking Mormon territory.&#160 DeMarco Murray & Chris Brown have just gashed the FM defense to the FM 5.&#160 After a pass-interference call in the end zone, the Sooners have the ball at the 2.&#160 Three plays later, the ball is on the 1-inch&#160 line, and it’s now fourth down.

And here is where I tear my hair out at teams I like who do this.

OU has this nasty habit of bringing the offense up to the line quickly, getting set…then having the QB back off and turn to the sideline for any possible audibles, based on how the defense lines up.&#160 In a situation like the aforementioned 4th-and-1-inch, you want to just line up and go.&#160 Maybe do a hard count to make the D-line jump and get off-balance before you ram it down their throat, but you just want your line to fire off and push people back.&#160 Besides, with 4th-and-1, everyone knows what’s coming anyway, so it’s not like anyone’s gonna be fooled, right?

Right?

Well, Bobby Stoopes has Landry Jones turn back to the sideline to get the call – except they don’t have time this time to do that, and they lose track of the play clock.

Boom – flag.&#160 Delay-of-game, five yards, still fourth down.&#160 Jimmy Stevens kicks the field goal, and OU has 13 when they should have had 17.&#160 Ball game.

Bobby Big Game, I’m severely disappointed in you and your staff’s collective ass.

Lookit.&#160 You just lost to a vastly&#160 inferior team.&#160 TCU’s gonna take these pussies and beat the shit out of them in Provo in October – and you let them hang around.&#160 And after the BCS championship game, you had all spring & summer to game-plan for this one, and you fucking blew&#160 it and lost to a half-assed excuse-for-a-team whose best shot was to cheap-shot your quarterback.

You people need to pull your heads out of your asses now, before you have to play the Miami Hurricanes in a couple of weeks.

If I were you, I’d game-plan right now to bomb Idaho State out of Owen Field next week.&#160 Every effin’ play a drop-back pass, just to get Jones used to a rush.&#160 Else, it’s going to be blitz, pressure, sack, rinse, lather, repeat&#160 until Bradford comes back, and maybe even after that.

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Remember I mentioned the two-out-of-three game facets thingie a couple weeks back?

I s’pose you could say Dallas did okay on offense – it was hard to tell with four turnovers, three of which led to ViQueen touchdowns.

But Patrick Watkins had a helluva game – he saved a touchdown with an arm tackle in the second quarter, blocked a field-goal attempt at the end of the first half, then got a pick-six early in the third quarter, one of two on successive plays (rookie Steve Octavien got the other) to bring the C’boys back.&#160 Rudy Carpenter then led Dallas on a 14-play TD drive, and Jesse Holley (Michael Irvin’s Fourth and Long&#160 winner) returned a punt 82 yards for the game-winner.

It’s not often you see your special teams & defense outscore your offense.&#160 Weird way to win a ballgame.

Here are the notes:

Ogletree secures his spot on the roster.

Caught three balls on the first C’boy drive, the last for the touchdown.&#160 Kid is catching everything that’s thrown to him.&#160 Fully expect this kid to crack the starting lineup by the eighth game.

Penalties are still a problem.

The most-penalized team in the NFL last year is the second-most penalized team in this preseason.&#160 One penalty in the 2Q cost Dallas a first down.&#160 So much for Coach Stay-Puf doing things differently.

A backup QB who can take care of the ball would have been nice to get this year, Jerry.

Kitna mishandled yet another snap this preseason, losing this one.&#160 And, thanks to shitty backups in the secondary, it cost Dallas the ViQueens’ first touchdown.&#160 Kitna later pulled a Romo, letting himself get stripped on a sack and losing the resulting fumble – which (surprise, surprise!) Minne-haha converted into yet another touchdown.

Stanback justifies the coming decision to cut his ass yet again.

Muffed the ensuing kickoff and was fortunate that it bounced through the endzone.&#160 Another team can take a chance on him, AFAIC.

What’s this?&#160 A Cowboy QB (Kitna, 2Q) runs for a first down?

Tony Romo, take note.

Thank God Keon Lattimore isn’t going to be one of our running backs.

Committed yet another Dallas turnover in the 2Q.&#160 So did Julius Crosslin, who got assigned to the practice squad.

This week:&#160 Four 3-1.&#160 Overall:&#160 Four 3-2.

The PFW will return Friday for our first full week, at which time we’ll revive a sacred tradition, and also ask the burning question:&#160 “Can the C’boys’ defense shut down a team without an offensive coordinator?”

(And credit for the post title goes to Riehl commenter Ran.)

Self-avowed Communist, exposed 9/11 Twoofer and producer of something remotely resembling records Van Jones has resigned as the Ayatollah’s “green jobs czar”.

Reports that Jugears McHopenchange was quoted as saying, “This is not the Van Jones I thought I knew” were unsubstantiated at press time.&#160

UPDATE:&#160 According to Ed Driscoll, CommieBoy is blaming (via Twitter)…

“…lies and ‘vicious smear campaign’ against him.”

Translation:&#160 We exposed him for the asshole he is.

Update the Twoth:&#160 Line of the Day&#153 goes to Redstate commenter “discerningconservative” who, referencing Jonesie’s ridiculous claim that he wasn’t, in fact, a Twoofer and didn’t know how&#160 his signature got on that nasty little twoofer petition*, notes thusly:

Did he READ his resignation letter, or did he THINK it was a “truther” petition and just sign it?

Oh, SNAP.&#160

* Available at http://www.911truth.org/article.php?story=20041026093059633 – sorry, I’m not giving these moonbats linkage; you’ll have to cut ‘n paste if you wanna see it.

To hell with LeGarrette Blount.&#160 At least he&#160 was provoked.

When you go and not just tackle a quarterback after he’s let go of the ball, but drive him into the ground and cause him to injure his shoulder, you’re a fucking dirty-assed player.

And you fucking Mormons can kiss my ass.&#160 That’s my First Amendment-protected opinion, so come say it to my face if you don’t fucking like it, pussies.

You guys have heard, no doubt, about the Moron.org pussy that bit off the finger of the 65-year-old man at the Bambicare protest.

I doubt he’d have gotten that far with me.&#160 Pussy like that gets in my&#160 face, he ain’t gonna have teeth with which to do any biting.

I get the feeling that this is going to be a pattern throughout the season:&#160 My Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets playing when I least expect it.

MERLIN:&#160 Well, you’re not expecting them to go to the playoffs, either, so is that a good sign?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Point.

Anyway, it’s the second week of the hah skrewl&#160 (a little Rush lingo, there) season tonight, so this must be…(checks)…aha, I thought so – Azle’s Hornets.&#160 Heights won last year’s game, 20-7, so I’ll look for a repeat.

Now it’s time for the colleges to get into the act.&#160 Brigham Young’s Cougars loved it so much in the Metroplex last year (), that they’re back for a return engagement on Saturday at Cowboys Stadium – this time against Bob Stoops and the Oklahoma Sooners (OU’s the home team in this case).

Vegas has the line at OU minus 22&#189, which means they’ll win by 7.

Not to be outdone, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls are also coming to Texas – all the way Out In The West Texas Town Of El Paso…uh, sorry, started channeling a little Marty Robbins there…to play the UTEP Miners.&#160 UTEP’s actually favored by 8&#189 in this one, which sounds pretty reasonable to me.

Also on Saturday, Bo Pelini’s Nebraska Cornhuskers start with a feast called Florida Atlantic up in Lincoln.&#160 Vegas has the Huskers as a 23-point favorite – and I’ll be sorely disappointed if it isn’t at least half again that.

So, I think, will Bo Pelini.

The Dallas C’boys are still in preseason, so Friday they’ll be up in Minne-haha taking on the ViQueens Favres in the last game thereof.&#160 The starters may&#160 get a couple plays in on the first series.

UPDATE:&#160 Oh, yeah, right – Texas Christian University is off this week.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, we note – with some amusement – that Bucky is only a 17-point favorite at home to Northern Illinois.&#160 Perhaps HDD will be so kind as to tell us why…?&#160

As opposed to CA Wildfile 2008, 2007, 2006, ad infinitum, ad nauseam…

The environmental whack-jobs Out West&#153 are always seething about the quality of the air.&#160 Witness their constant haranguing (sp?) about auto emissions, cows & methane, etc.

The state of Californicate (PoetAndDon’tKnowIt&#153 Alert!) averages about 1 or 2 major wildfires per annum – at least, that’s the way it seems&#160 That can’t be helping things any.

And it’s these same Gaia-humping, tree-hugging loons that Scream Bloody Murder&#153 when you so much as mention&#160 clear-cutting.&#160 Then they lose the trees in these fires anyway.&#160 So then no one&#160 gets the benefit of any&#160 of these trees, do they?

You’d think these leftist assclowns would put two and two together OneOfTheseDays&#153, wouldn’t ya?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, who’m I kidding?