Doesn’t feel like one, but I’ll take it.
Arlington Heights 62, North Side 0
#9 Texas Christian 20, at Air Force 17
at Buffalo 40, Gardner-Webb 3
at #19 Oklahoma 33, Baylor 7
#21 Nebraska 27, at #24 Missouri 12
Dallas 26, at Kansas City 20 (OT)
Call them Heights’ version of the Triplets.
The FW Startlegram write-up notes that QB Omar Valadez, running back Michael Jacobs and WR/all-everything back Marquis Jackson…
are making a committed effort to hang out together off the football field.
It certainly appeared as if the trio shares a tight bond as the Yellow Jackets wielded a sharp offensive trident Thursday night, which proved an unstoppable weapon.
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“We’ve decided to stay in it as a team,” Jacobs said. “If we keep together, we can be as strong as we can be.”
Against a perennially outmatched Steer squad, that was pretty strong.  Jacobs caught one touchdown, ran for another and accounted for nearly 130 total yards.  Jackson caught five balls for 58 yards and a touch and Valadez hit all seven passes he threw.
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UBuffalo took the ball, drove the length of the field and scored on a 1-yard plunge by Ike Nduka – who (and let’s admit it, it’s official now) has stepped into James Starks’ shoes as the Bull running game (24 carries, 131 yards, 2 TDs).
Gardner-Webb promptly blocked the PAT attempt, drove down and hit a 44-yard field goal.  At that point, the Running Bulldogs probably thought they had half a chance against UBuff.
Whereupon UBeefalo scored the next 34 points.
Zach Maynard was 16-20-232 and three touchdowns.  Brandon Thermilus resumed his role as change-of-pace back to add 82 yards on 10 carries.
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Bradford came back for the Sooners and did a good job, throwing the ball well.  He needed to – OU’s running game has all but disappeared.  A by-product, no doubt, of what’s left of the Sooner receivers not striking fear into the hearts of the Baylor secondary.
The Bears loaded up the box and dared Bradford to beat them – and for four straight possessions in the second half, Bradford couldn’t.  He’d get them into the red zone with his arm, but then Bob Stoopes would insist on running the ball in, which wasn’t such a hot idea.  He did pop a 3-yarder to Adron Tennell for the final margin.  It was part of a 27-49-389 day for the senior quarterback.
Baylor might have made a game of it had they not been down to third-string quarterback Nick Florence, who started his second straight game in place of Robert Griffin III and Blake Szymanski.
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This one didn’t look good early.  Didn’t look good late, either.  The rain and  Mizzou were kicking Nebraska’s ass up & down the field, and it was 12-0 at the end of three.
Then, the rain let up a bit, and balls that had  been traveling through Husker hands began to stick.  Niles Paul caught a 56-yard Zac Lee throw for a touchdown to start the comeback.
On the ensuing Tiger possession, Nebraska lineman Ndamukong Suh – who had come )( this close to intercepting a couple of Blaine Gabbert passes – finally did get one deep in Tiger territory.  Two plays later, the Lee-Paul connection hit again to put the Huskers in front for good.
Rinse, lather, repeat – Gabbert got picked off again three plays later, and three plays after that Lee hit Mike McNeill for an 8-yard strike.  Roy Helu would pound the final nail in Mizzou’s coffin six minutes later after the Tigers turned it over on downs.  Helu would finish with 88 yards on 18 carries., while Lee wound up 14-33-158.
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AP was equally as unimpressed with TCU’s performance Saturday as I was, knocking the Frogs down two spots to 12th (USA Today has them at number 8, which is what we’ll use for next week).  And it was earned, too – the Tadpoles flat-out tried to give this game to the Falcons.
Granted, the Frogs had to deal with even worse weather than usual – this time the preciptation was freezing drizzle & mist, which didn’t facilitate good control of the ball.
Still, the Falcons didn’t seem to have a problem with it, while the Frogs committed two turnovers inside the Air Force 10, and another while trying to ice the game away which Air Force turned into a touchdown, bringing them to within three.  Had AF recovered the ensuing onside kick, they may very well have won the game.
Dalton was 16-28-198 (albeit with one pick), and he & Jimmy Young never seemed to have that much problem connecting, as Young caught six balls for 113 yards.  Joseph Turner was a workhorse, gaining 72 yards on 18 carries, though he committed one of the turnovers.
And the kid I excoriated last year, Ross Evans?  Turns out his field goal at the beginning of the fourth quarter wound up being the winning margin.
Mr. Evans seems to have had the light go on in his head (not to mention his foot).  If that’s the case, we’ve got 2½ years left of a pretty damned decent kicker – one about which the Frog faithful no longer need worry.
And that’s a Good Thing™.
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Just as the Cowgirls had no business losing to Denver, they had no business winning this game.
They went into this game with the apparent attitude that they could just show up, collect their win and go home.  Whereupon the Chiefs proceeded to shred the Cowgirl secondary – just like nearly every other team has done.
After Romo had hit Miles Austin with a 59-yard crossing route (Austin broke a couple tackles and outran everyone else to the endzone), the Chiefs were left with a touch over two minutes to drive about 75 yards.
Now, KC hadn’t really moved the ball all day long, except when the C’girls gave it to them deep in their own territory.  Naturally, the ‘Girls defense went into prevent with their base defense (translation:  they let Matt Cassel play pitch-and-catch with his receivers all the way down the field).  1:52 later, the game was tied.  Only a 60-yard pass to Austin on a back-shoulder fade in overtime saved this pathetic team.
The Cowgirls once again took strides to defend their title as the most penalized team in the NFL by committing 13 Sunday for 90 yards.  Four of those were offsides penalties – on just one drive.  The World’s Most Penalized Player™, Flozell Adams, was himself responsible for 3 penalties and 20 yards of the total – though he doesn’t appear to have done anything to get himself fined, at least this  week.  And, admittedly, one of those penalties – a 15-yard personal foul against Alan Ball for helmet-to-helmet contact on a Chief receiver – was completely bogus.  Still.
First-round bust Anthony Spencer had a bit more decent game than recently, finding himself in KC’s backfield a couple of times and warranting enough attention to where Demarcus Ware got himself a couple of sacks today.
Romo ended up 20-34-351, and the two Austin catches were part of a 10-reception, 250-yard day, which sets the single-game record for a Cowboys receiver.  Tashard Choice had 98 yards rushing on eight carries.
So we wind up with our first bona fide  Perfect Football Weekend™ of the year.  And while I’m grateful for it, it still  doesn’t feel like one – but I’ll take it, nonetheless.
This week:  6-0.  Perfect Football Weekend achieved (1).  Overall:  23-11.
When the PFW reconvenes on Friday, we’ll take yet another crack at the politically correct in football, plus I’ll explain why the Cowgirls will absolutely, positively not  lose next week.  Be here.