(With a Tip O’ The Hat™ to Rottie commenter MaxMomFl.)
This came from the Made In USA site.
John Smith started the day early, having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG), and put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO), to see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA), he got in his car (MADE IN JAPAN), filled it with GAS (from SAUDIA ARABIA) he continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (made in MALAYSIA), John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL), poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can’t find a good paying job in AMERICA.
And now he is hoping he can get help from the president (MADE IN KENYA).
Problem is that this is true.  And it’s true because it’s cheaper to make all those things overseas now.
And it’s cheaper, thanks to ambulance-chasing (hack, spit) lawyers  (hack, spit), unions, government agencies like OSHA  who fucking insist on handicap access in fire stations because “well, you never know, you might have a fireman in a wheelchair someday” and pussy-assed faggots who’ll sue at the drop of a hangnail.
Any  hangnail.
The roundabout point to all this?  Most, if not all, of these outrages were brought about by liberal Demoscum.  Libtarded statists who want you to put them  back in office.
And if you do, we’ll just keep getting more of this.
So I’m going to tell you like I tell you every first Tuesday in November:  Vote for whomever you wish – just don’t vote for the Demoscum.