[SCENE:  ISS Titanic, Main Security.
Inside the Agony Booth Interrogation Chamber, we see former Chief Engineer Merlin, writhing in most painful contortions.  (And, we might add, quite gymnastic ones at that – we’ve already seen a couple of good 540s, and one quite stylish 720.)  Over in the corner, there is a pile of bodies, consisting of Captain Korrioth, Tactical Officer K’hadibak’h, Commumications Officer T-Bone McManx, and the rest of the Engineering staff made up of Bynars, Klingons, Ferengi and jawas.
Inside the Control Room, Lord Darth Venomous twists & turns knobs & switches with an extremely  sadistic grin on his visage.  New/previous Chief Engineer Ozymandias McCool looks on passively.]
VENOMOUS:  And you will  make sure you have a working license  for that operating system next time, won’t  you, Wizard?!
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Some tech where I work is not going to be a happy camper when I get through with him.
(And he voted for Bambi, too, so I’m not kidding about the sadistic grin here.)
Going back to XP, Denizens.  (It’s not all bad – it’s been over the requisite six months since the last wipe, so the Big Box™ was due, anyway.)
Back soon.
UPDATE:  And before any of you libtard pussies start accusing me of running pirated shit – this was a Dell reinstalltion disk.  Ergo, it has  a license – it’s just not embedded into the CD like it is with XP SP3.
So you can kiss my ass if you don’t like it.