Der SpatulaGoddess (long may she continue to exude humongously massive quantities of hawtness  ) alerts us to the winner of the Demoscummic primary for the TX-22 seat in the Imperial Socialist Congress™.
And the winner is a certified…well, let’s just say she’s certifiable, shall we?
The victory in the 22nd Congressional District yesterday by LaRouche Democrat Kesha Rogers sent an unmistakable message to the White House, and its British imperial controllers: Your days are numbered. Kesha’s campaign hit relentlessly at a single theme, that President Obama must go, that his attacks on this nation – with his dismantling of the manned space program, his efforts to ram through a fascist, killer “health care” policy, his endless bailouts for Wall Street swindlers, while demanding budget cuts which will increase the death rates among the poor, the sick, the elderly and the unemployed – are not acceptable, and will not be tolerated.
Skeptics said that LaRouche’s approach is impractical, it won’t work, that Democrats will never support someone who is calling for the President’s impeachment. Obviously, the voters of the 22nd district disagreed with those skeptics, as Kesha received 53% of the vote against two opponents. As Kesha told the Galveston Daily News last night, when a reporter asked if she expected support from the Democratic Party in the fall election, “I am leading a war against the British Empire. I’m not worried about what Democratic Party hacks say or do.”
Oh, wowzers.  A bona fide  LaRouchie.
MERLIN:  I thought they’d gone extinct once Sir Lyndon there retired.
KORRIOTH:  Dinosaur eggs, snail darters and tr’krzk  teeth.
VENOMOUS:  There’s no such thing as a tr’krzk.
KORRIOTH:  Not anymore, there isn’t.
VENOMOUS: 
K’HADIBAK’H:  Well, she’s not all bad – she does  want to impeach Bambi.
OZY MCCOOL:  Perhaps, but you’d have a hard time convincing anyone that he’s on a leash held by “British imperial controllers”.  They’re having enough trouble trying to hold off Sharia law over there while not going bankrupt.
VENOMOUS:  No one ever said the LaRouchies had brains, Commander.
OZY MCCOOL:  Point.
Anyway, the Congresscritter down in the 22nd is a GOPer by the name of Pete Olson.  And I rather doubt he’s really got anything to worry about this cycle.
OZY MCCOOL:  Shall I put the General on alert, just in case?  That is  close to the Southern Command.
KORRIOTH:  He doesn’t need target practice that  badly, does he?
VENOMOUS:  Not as bad as some blind, bumpy-headed Tiberian bat I know…
KORRIOTH:  HEY!!!!!
ALL (except Korrioth):