(Hat tip to News Busters – and I know it sounds like their post, but I’m going to plead a Great Minds Think Alike™ moment here, mkay?)
Denizens, remember a Long Time Ago™ when the Demoscum and the Lame Stream Media™ (but I repeat myself) ripped into GHW Bush’s supposed unfamiliarity with grocery scanners?  And the not-too-terribly-unexpected corollary that “He’s!  Out!  Of!  Touch!  He!  Doesn’t!  Even!  Know!  The!  Cost!  Of!  A!  Gallon!  Of!  Milk!!!!!”?
Fast foward twenty years:  The Ayatollah doesn’t even know how to work a fucking IPod.
“You’re coming of age in a 24/7 media environment that bombards us with all kinds of content and exposes us to all kinds of arguments, some of which don’t always rank all that high on the truth meter,” Obama said at Hampton University, Virginia.
You mean like all the bullshit you’re spewing at BarackObama.com?  Or, perhaps, at OrganizingForAmerica.com?  That  sort of stuff?
“With iPods and iPads and Xboxes and PlayStations, — none of which I know how to work — information becomes a distraction, a diversion, a form of entertainment, rather than a tool of empowerment, rather than the means of emancipation,” Obama said.
Five’ll get you five hundred that you never hear about Bambi’s IPod Impotence™ amongst the Leering Leftard Lapdogs™ of the media.  They’ll sooner be covering the story about how Simon Cowell still wuvs his mummy.
He bemoaned the fact that “some of the craziest claims can quickly claim traction,” in the clamor of certain blogs and talk radio outlets.
Translation:  Damn  those Right-o-sphere bloggers for catching me with my pants down on the BP oil spill!!1!!ONE!!1!1ELEVENTY!!!
Somebody call ol’ Jugears a waaaaaaaahmbulance, hmmmers?