Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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So help me Cthulu, I don’t know whether to laugh my ass off or issue a CSITMF™.
KORRIOTH:  That depends.  Do you want a horde of Secret Service agents at your door?
VENOMOUS:  Guess it’s time to roll on the floor, huh?
MERLIN:  We’d say so, m’liege.
Here, Denizens, come have a look at this:
Ex-fuckin’-scuse me?  “Whose ass to kick”?!?!?!?!?!?!
OZY MCCOOL:  Does seem a little out of place, doesn’t it, Admiral?
VENOMOUS:  “Whose ass  to kick”?????
KORRIOTH:  I perceive you’re having some difficulty getting past that part of the interview.
VENOMOUS:  “Whose ass  to kick”?!?!!!1!!ONE!1!ELEVENTEENTY!?!
K’HADIBAK’H:  He’s having trouble with it.
Let’s be clear about one thing, sports fans.  Bambi is, without any doubt or question whatsoever, the biggest pussy  ever to occupy the White House – and yes, I’m including Jimmuh “Peanuthead” Carter in that group.  This wussbag wouldn’t last five minutes against my dear, sainted grandmother (God rest her soul).  This pansy-ass would not only hit  like a girl, he’d slap-fight  like a girl, too.
And he’s going to (snx)…to…(snnnnick)…to…(mmmmmf)…“kick some ass”
(Sorry, Denizens.  I’m gonna be out of pocket for a few hours.  Anyone got some oxygen?)
BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…!!!!!!11!1!ELEVENDOZENTY!1!1!!!!!
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- This blog is best viewed with your eyes.
- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.