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(Hat tip Doug Powers, writing for Michelle.)

Oh, how lovely.&#160 The Ayatollah is on yet another vacation.

BAR HARBOR — Julia Freifeld, of Raleigh, N.C., was absolutely certain she knew where the Obamas would make a stop during their weekend getaway on Mount Desert Island.

She staked out Ben & Bill’s Chocolate Emporium on Main Street in Bar Harbor [, Maine – Ed.].

“They are going to bring their daughters here,” she said Friday afternoon.

Ah, but Denizens – that’s not the worst of it.&#160 Oh hell&#160 no.

Arriving in a small jet before the Obamas was the first dog, Bo, a Portuguese water dog given as a present by the late U.S. Sen Ted Kennedy, D-Mass.; and the president’s personal aide Reggie Love, who chatted with Baldacci.

That’s right, sportz fanz.&#160 The First Mutt&#153 gets his own.&#160 Fucking.&#160 Plane.

While the rest of us are taking pay cuts in this economy – that is to say, those of us fortunate enough&#160 to even have&#160 jobs – Jugears McFuckinHopenchange screws the pooch that is the United States even further&#160 by making sure li’l Bo-Bo has his own bad-ass self his very own first-class seat.

Air traffic at the small Hancock County-Bar Harbor Airport in Trenton was shut down for the presidential arrival. A U.S. Coast Guard helicopter patrolled the air in anticipation of the first family’s touchdown, and a pair of local fire and rescue trucks stood ready on an otherwise empty tarmac at the private air hangar.

The Obamas then traveled onto Mount Desert Island in a motorcade of at least 16 vehicles. It was led by two Maine State Police cruisers and included five black Chevrolet Suburbans.

Meanwhile, the unemployment rate hovers at nine-and-a-half percent.&#160 And it’s that low only because of all the folks who’ve long-since given up looking for work.&#160 Include them, and unemployment stands somewhere around 18%.

All while Bambi goes, plays Yet Another Round Of Golf&#153, takes the First Brats for yet more ice cream, goes on another “date night” with the First Wookiee&#153 – and makes Big Production Numbers&#153 out of the whole thing.

You’re a son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch, Bambi.&#160 Fuck you, you effing schlemiel, that stupid-assed mutt and&#160 the horses you both rode in on.

Denizens, your assignment for this weekend is to read this treatise by Gary Bentley.

I’ve been saying it for a while now:&#160 Our current national dilemma does not end peacefully.&#160 I wish it would, but I’m not going to get my hopes up.

ITEM:&#160 Couple weeks back, the son of the new Dallas police chief got somewhat bent out of shape and wound up killing a cop.&#160 Over & above the angst about that was the absolute outrage sparked when one of the deputy chiefs in charge of the traffic division issued an order that, in effect, granted the perp a funeral procession.&#160 (And in answer to your unspoken next question, yes – the perp did die in the subsequent exchange.)

The Lame Stream Media&#153 reaction was probably what you would hope for – it ripped everyone involved in the making of that decision, and rightly approving of a subsequent probe into the matter.

ITEM:&#160 Couple days ago, the mayor of a Dallas suburb, Coppell, killed her 19-year-old daughter before taking her own life.

The media reaction to this is…ah…somewhat more restrained.

My question:&#160 Why?&#160 Two murderers, one properly condemned, the other…not?&#160 One black, the other…white.

Something smells damned fishy in Denmark, IYAM.

The attorney & Fox news babe is now my favorite blonde.

And, Kirsten Powers?&#160 You, bimboid, are officially a Cupid Stunt&#153.

I do not watch much in the way of TV news, but when I do, I try to watch Fox. Over the years, I have long had regard for Andrew Napolitano. That is why this interview has set me back on my heels and is causing me to give serious thought to the Government’s actions from 2001 to the present.

Denizen and fellow blogger Alan K. Henderson tells us of a group of primates that apparently have formed the 187th Fighting Banana Brigade&#153.

A band of males, up to 20 or so, will assemble in single file and move to the edge of their territory. They fall into unusual silence as they penetrate deep into the area controlled by the neighboring group. They tensely scan the treetops and startle at every noise. “It’s quite clear that they are looking for individuals of the other community,” Dr. [John (UMichigan)] Mitani says.

When the enemy is encountered, the patrol’s reaction depends on its assessment of the opposing force. If they seem to be outnumbered, members of the patrol will break file and bolt back to home territory. But if a single chimp has wandered into their path, they will attack. Enemy males will be held down, then bitten and battered to death. Females are usually let go, but their babies will be eaten.

Hmmm.&#160 Wonder if that explains this?

Afghanistan’s Taliban insurgents are training monkeys to use weapons to attack American troops, according to a recent report by a British-based media agency.

Reporters from the media agency spotted and took photos of a few “monkey soldiers” holding AK-47 rifles and Bren light machine guns in the Waziristan tribal region near the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. The report and photos have been widely spread by media agencies and Web sites across the world.

Quick, someone had better resurrect Chuck Heston.

Mheh.&#160

(ED. NOTE:&#160 Was gonna put this in last night, but because the General bailed my ass out again… (grin)&#160 Thank you, sir.)

Denizens, because it’s an oldie-but-goodie and funny as hell, and because I don’t have squat about which I wanna write tonight, LC Rurik has provided us with some entertainment for the evening.

Dial-up Denizens, it’ll take a while.

Oh, and it’s Not Safe For Work&#153.&#160 Just sayin’.

…doing exactly what they’ve been doing since November 2008. Nothing. Zip. Zilcho. Not. A. Damn. Thing.

Because IF they were doing their job, more outlets outside of some blogs and Fox would be reporting on this. But, since it doesn’t fit in the progressive agenda it’s not news as far as places like the LA Grimes, the New Jerk Slimes, or the Chicannery “We’ll Never Do” Times. But as the facts start making the light of day in the DoJ case dumping, people are starting to notice.

So why did the DoJ drop the case against the New Black Panthers? Would it REALLY surprise any of you to know that the case was dropped because the NAACP pulled a Capone and said “Youse gonna drop that case, see?” Read all about it and more here.

So let’s play a round of Convicts Court.  You’re the judge.  The case before you is one where ordinary citizens are attempting to exercise their CONSTITUTIONAL right to vote but Defendant #1 is coersively preventing said same citizens from exercising that rights with racial slurs and has on record said the following:

I hate white people — all of them. Every last iota of a cracker — I hate him. Because we’re still in this condition.

We didn’t come out here to play today. There’s too much serious business going on in the black community to be out here sliding through South Street with white, dirty, cracker whore (expletive) on our arms.

You want freedom? You’re going to have to kill some crackers. You’re going to have to kill some of their babies. Let us get our act together.

Now, would you in good conscience just flat out DROP the case?  Well it seems the DoJ would.  Because the marching orders were delivered by the NAACP to do so in order to ensure a certain highly essential voting block would still vote the correct way in the upcoming mid-term elections.

As far as the DoJ is concerned, it’s not about that word that is what their whole EXISTENCE is about….nope, it’s about ensuring the popular vote goes the proper way thereby ensuring that they and the rest of the progressives in DC remain in power.  So they can continue to expand government to the point of the utter corruption of America.

Are you to the point of endlessly puking your guts out?  I am.  The mid-term elections need to be more than just an anthem to a one-hit Twisted Sister tune.  No, rather it’s about telling DC that WE THE PEOPLE can and will take OUR country back. 

Are you prepared?

Last week, I did my first funeral. The funeral was for the daughter of a friend and was a very emotional affair. After putting a prayer request on Facebook, I received a response from one of the young women(about 15 years old) who simply said that she didn’t want to pray for the mother of the lady who had passed.

Another young person responded, criticizing the first and I took down both responses, and sent both women a note telling them what I had done, and why.

This morning I recieved a reply from the first young woman which was very vulgar, and in which she called some other adults some very bad names.

Am I being an old fuddy duddy, in thinking that even on line, children should treat adults with some sort of respect? Especially when they know the adults in question!

The news-type folks at WFAA/Channel 8 tipped me off to this right at the tail end of their broadcast.

The Bachelor Jake Pavelka and his ex-fiancee Vienna Girardi, who split up amid great fanfare last week, stole 30 minutes of The Bachelorette tonight to dissect the bitter end.

And it was ugly.

There was crying, shouting, finger-pointing, allegations of infidelity, and nothing that really was unexpected for The Bachelor fans who were shocked when Jake picked Vienna in the first place. But even show host Chris Harrison seemed to be at a loss to the petty bickering between the once-betrothed Jake and Vienna.

If you have the stomach for it, you might wanna go read the rest.

“Perfect” guy.&#160 “Perfect” girl.

Yeah, those are sneer quotes.&#160 Why d’ya ask?

And I’m laughing my ass clean off at ’em.&#160 What a couple of damnfools.&#160

Kinda makes me glad I have Mrs. Venomous.&#160 Y’know?

Denizens, I wrote this four years ago (updated to reflect the year, of course), and it’s truer than ever today.

Denizens, today is our day to celebrate.&#160 The country to which we (as well as our forefathers before us) have pledged “our lives, our fortunes, our sacred honor” turns 234 years old today.

And I would be remiss in not pointing out that today is also the libtards’ least favorite day.&#160 For they are reminded yet again that they are a sniveling minority that gets a hard-on at the prospect of this country going to her destruction in favor of their socialistic Utopia.

Let us once again vow that we’ll bury their skanky asses – or die trying – before we allow that to happen.&#160 I will not&#160 stand by and watch my country become a socialist hellhole – not while I still possess life & breath.&#160 And I know that you, my loyal Denizens, join with me in that sentiment.

Wanna remind you of something that Neal Jeffery reminded us of a few years ago – a point that we all too oft forget:&#160 Freedom isn’t free – it’s been purchased by blood.&#160 No American has enjoyed a freedom that hasn’t been paid for by someone’s ultimate sacrifice somewhere.

We would do well to remember that today.&#160 We would do well to remember that every day.

Happy Birthday, America.&#160 May the God of our fathers continue to bless & keep you.

And now…fireworks!

(Hat tip Michelle (buzzworthy), as usual.)

And libtards, I suppose this is either Bush’s or the Tea Partiers’ fault, as well, huh?

Paul Krugman of the NY Slimes&#160 says:

I’m Gonna Haul Out The Next Guy Who Calls Me “Crude” And Punch Him In The Kisser

Okay, Captain Crude, you pansy-assed douchebag pussy.&#160 Come to Arlington, Texas – that is, assuming you can pull yourself out of that 4×6 cubicle where you cower every day – and come take your shot.

Just a warning, though, chickenshit:&#160 Not only do I defend myself – sometimes I do it pre-emptively.

Just sayin’.

The current foul weather patterns here in the area of the Southern Command HQ aren’t even close the disgustingly ill-tempered, and exceedingly…….let’s just say I could spit nails faster than a A-10 Warthog can sling lead from the front nose canon.  As a means of trying to calm down I went out searching for some words of wisdom from our third president, Thomas Jefferson.  Weird, yes, I know. But I needed to do something while I was waiting on the good home-cooked dinner from the Generalette to cool off a wee bit!!!

As we celebrate our independence as a nation this weekend, when you hear “Land of the free” and “Home of the brave”, please remember that our nation IS the “land of the free” BECAUSE of the brave.  Men like Jefferson, Washington, Franklin, Adams, and the rest of the Founding Fathers started this nation down a path that now has unfortunately been side-tracked, kicked to the curb, thrown under the bus, and just plain run roughshod for wayyyyyyyy too long.  Spend a few minutes to read and CONTEMPLATE what Jefferson wrote and see how well he has foreshadowed what is now happening.

“When the government fears the people there is liberty;
when the people fear the government there is tyranny.”

“I, however, place economy among the first and most important republican virtues, and public debt as the greatest of the dangers to be feared.”

“The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.”

“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”

“When the representative body have lost the confidence of their constituents, when they have notoriously made sale of their most valuable rights, when they have assumed to themselves powers which the people never put into their hands, then indeed their continuing in office becomes dangerous to the State, and calls for an exercise of the power of dissolution.”

ThatIsAll™

George over at Babalu Blog is reporting that the National Rifle Association is planning to endorse Dingy Harry Reid in the Nevada US Senate race over Republican nominee/Tea Party activist Sharon Angle.&#160 (For their part, the NRA is currently denying the rumor.)

Verily, verily, I say unto thee, NRA:&#160 Do that, and you pussies are done.&#160 Endorse Dingy Harry, and you will be declaring Chapter 11 within a year.

Mark my words, NRA.&#160 Don’t even think&#160 about it if you know what’s good for you.