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Denizens, we begin this episode of the Perfect Football Weekend™ by doing something I never thought I’d ever do.  Ever.

Defending Warshington Foreskin perennial douchebag Clinton Portis.

Let’s back up a little.  As you probably know if you’re not a perpetual member of the Uninitiated™, the NY J-E-T-S-JetsJetsJets!!!!! got a little rambunctious the other day when reporterette/eye-candy Ines Sainz – dubbed the “hottest sports reporter in Mexico”…

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >


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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

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