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Denizens, today is the one-year annivesary of donning the Last Ball & Chain&#153.

Yep, that’s right – Mrs. Venomous is not&#160 a fictional character.

It was one year ago today that I officially went off the market again.&#160 Unofficially, of course…

MRS. VENOMOUS (with a well-dented cast-iron skillet):&#160 KA-BONNNNG!!1!!!ONE!1!!11!!ELEVENTEENTY!1!

…uhhhh, ow.

MRS. VENOMOUS:&#160 Keep it up, smartass.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Yes, dear.

Anyway, I’m taking the day off.&#160 Vicar, General – you guys have the conn.


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(KORRIOTH:  Oh, great.  More wormholes.)

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