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Well, except for two things, Trudeau, you dumbassed pissweasel:

1) Neither Anita Hill nor her so-called “collaborators”, as you call them, have EVER&#160 been anything even remotely&#160 resembling “credible”, and

2) Clarence Thomas never committed anything even remotely&#160 resembling perjury.

Epic Fail&#153 on both&#160 counts, Trudeau, you bedwetting little shit-for-brains.

Four.

Kirk Herbstreit wouldn’t know pass interference if it bit him on his swishy ass.

UPDATE:&#160 2nd idle thought:&#160 A&M can mug Nebraska with fucking impunity, yet Nebraska can’t so much as breathe&#160 on the Aggie-ettes without drawing a flag.&#160 Eleven-on-eighteen is still&#160 not a fair fight.

3rd idle thought:&#160 TCU would kick A&M’s ass up the field and back down.&#160 These pussies in maroon ain’t quite the hot shits that they think.

Six.

UPDATE:&#160 Okay, make it “five”.

Denizens, remember when Desperate Nymphoid&#153 Eva Longoria – she who dumped her husband so she could go shack up with French-born San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker – said this about him?

“He’s very sweet,” she says of her French-born boyfriend. “I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love. He’s always telling me he’s never met anyone who loves the way I do – wholly and freely and unconditionally.”

Well, it looks like ol’ Frenchie took to his lessons very&#160 well, hawhawhawhaw!!!

Brent Barry’s father, NBA Hall of Famer Rick Barry is worried his son will be devastated by the news that his wife Erin was having an affair with Tony Parker. Barry played with Parker from 2004 to 2008, and he is currently in the middle of his own divorce from Erin.

Live by the extra-marital affair, die by the extra-marital affair.

Though I (curiously) didn’t blog on it at the time, I was telling whoever would listen to me that this marriage would last three years, tops.

And the news came down just a couple days ago – the marriage is done, over, toes up, fini.

Karma’s kind of a bitch, isn’t it Eva?

WITY&#153?

Eight.

UPDATE:&#160 Seven.

Drudge has captioned this picture: The terrorists have won.

I agree with Drudge.

…that I’ve placed Yet Another Countdown&#153 on the sidebar over there.

You who are the Uninitiated&#153 won’t have a clue.&#160 The Denizens – knowing me and knowing what time of year this is – have already figured it out.

Ten, nine…

Over the years I have learned to take such things as this with a very large grain of salt. These days, when one flies, one should expect to have to deal with the TSA, and one should not expect them to meet our definition of reasonable. This situation, however gets my attention with the following quote.

“By buying your ticket you gave up a lot of rights,”

That any government official would make such a comment is absolutely appalling. What makes it even worse, is that not only is it true, but the very government charged with protecting our rights, is the one which has cavalierly taken them away!

Seeing that some sort of tribble has crawled waaaaayyyyyy too far up Darth’s arse butt backside, and I really don’t have much else to put up then here goes….

Don’t know how many of you out there have AT&T u-Verse for your television viewing service (or any of their bundles), but they recently pulled one on all of their TV subscribers that pissed off the Generalette so much that I had to put in the calls the very next day to make other arrangements.

Here’s the jist of the story.  Seems last week that the broadcast rights contract between AT&T and Scripps Networks LLC reached its conclusion and negotiations that had been ongoing had reached an impasse (gee, where have we heard THAT shtick before???).  The usual mud-slinging commenced.  AT&T claimed that Scripps was demanding too much in royalties and fees.  Scripps countered that AT&T was demanding that they basically be given all-out total ownership rights to the Scripps footage.

At this point I’m betting you’re going, “So who the heck is Scripps Networks LLC”?  Well, they are the media service that owns the channels like HGTV, DIY channel, The Food Network, The Cooking Channel, and GAC.  Well four of the five networks consist of about 70% of the viewing time here in the General’s household.  So that can sort of clearly explain why the Generalette was boiling.  We’ve also been dealing with a 3 month long episode of flaky system freeze ups that affected all of the services we were getting through AT&T.  Needless to say, we both felt this latest annoyance was the last straw. 

AT&T doesn’t know it yet, but they are being purged from the Southern Command.  Completely.  As in 100% hasta la vista, baby.  As of 1700 hours today, the ISP and telephone services have been replaced with other providers.  The ISP service was replaced with one that for just pennies more a day we have now increased our download speeds by 150%.  The telephone service cost was reduced by 20%.  The television service will be replaced tomorrow with a new provider who will have a package that has 5% more channels than the u-Verse package, while reducing our costs by nearly 50%. 

Ain’t the free market just grand!!!!!

And not to trivialize the day with small things, lest we forget how we as Americans are afforded the ability to have such a free market society.   With all proper pomp and circumstance, with strict concordence to protocol and etiquette all of us here at the Southern Command salute each and every man and woman who have served, or are currently serving in the Army, Army National Guard, Army Reserves, Navy, Naval Reserves, Marines, Air Force, Air National Guard, Air Force Reserves, or Coast Guard.  Without the sacrifice and blood, sweat, and tears that each of you have given to this great country of ours — we the citizens of this land would not enjoy the freedoms we our offered each and every day of our lives, not over the past 230+ years, not today, nor into tomorrow.

The Southern Command also offers up a special salute to our brothers and sisters of the United States Marine Corps as they continue to celebrate their 235th year of protecting these United States of America.  All of us here are certainly proud of their service and vigilance to this country and the Constitution.

God Bless America!

Denizens, the Great Apartment Unpacking&#153 is roughly at about 52.3%.&#160 Sleeping quarters and the kitchen are more or less in place, and the Big Box&#153 is now up & running, so regular posting should begin to crank up again shortly.

RAYEGUN:&#160 Not that anyone is even bothering to read this anymore, y’know?

VENOMOUS:&#160 They might if you’d PUT SOMETHING UP EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE…!!1!ONE!1!~

RAYEGUN:&#160 Touchy, touchy.&#160 Besides, the Generalette demands my daily attention…and she outranks you.

VENOMOUS:&#160 So does Mrs. Venomous, but you’ll notice she answers to me&#160 and not the other way around…

MRS. VENOMOUS (with cast iron skillet):&#160 KA-BONNNNNNNNK!!!!!

VENOMOUS:&#160 Ow.

RAYEGUN:&#160

See what I gotta put up with around here?

Anyway, won’t be long now.

(Via BaD Radio over at the ticket)

Babe Laufenberg & Bill Jones over at KTVT Channel 11 in Dallas are reporting (via Twitter) that Coach Stay-Puf, Wade Phillips, has been shown the door after yet another miserable loss, this time to the Packers at Green Bay, 7-45.

More later in the PFW mega-recap, plus a link when it becomes available.

For now…

UPDATE:&#160 And as promised…the link.

Jason “Red-Headed Jesus Genius” Garrett takes over on an interim basis, i.e. the rest of the season.&#160 Whereupon Owner Jethro will immdiately hire someone else on whom the other 31 teams passed, who will in turn spare all of us to death.

The more things change…

Denizens, I’m still buried under a massive pile of my belongings, chief amongst which is the Big Box&#153 – from which, of course, I dispense most of My Eternal Wisdom&#153 (*cough*)&#160

Soon as I get this place uncluttered, the ranting & raving will begin anew.&#160 With just a touch of gloating about Election Day thrown in for good measure.&#160

Stay tuned.

After yesterday, all but one of Mississippi’s national elected offices are held by the Republicans. This is about as good as it is going to get for a while. Bennie Thompson easily won re-election, but given the demographics of the Mississippi Delta, if he were to lose to a white Republican, I would be among those calling foul.

Now that the Republicans control the House, they will have to show us that they can do the proper job, and if they don’t, in 2012 we need to throw them out and put in someone who will.