13
2010
Posted by @ 7:30
If I’m a Cowboys player, I don’t give a shit if it costs me my fucking career – I’m taking out the knees of that pussy DeShawna Jackoff.
at Dallas 27, Pussydelphia 30
Dallas made a game of it, though the defense collapsed late.
But it was the 91-yard failure of Mike Jenkins that cost this team.  Then DeShawna Jackoff, the little pussy-assed excuse-for-a-wideout that plays for that fatass Andy Reid, that pissed me off.
The cowardly little douchebag stops at the one, turns and falls on his swishy ass into the end zone.  Makes a fucking Big Production Number™ out of it.
And that’s why I go after the son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch.  (And I mean that about your skank mommy literally, DeShawna – and I’ll be happy to say it to your faggot face any time you want.)  And I don’t stop until I’ve wrecked his ACL.  You wanna showboat in my  house, Jackoff, you cowardly little needle-dick, you’ll fucking pay  for it.
And as if that  weren’t bad enough, they caught third-string running back (that means the Cowboys think he’s not as good as Marion Barber – let that  sink in for a bit) Tashard Choice going up to Widdle Mikey “Woof Woof” Vick – and asking for his fucking autograph.
Yeah.  A fucking autograph.
Choice, you assclown.  Be damned glad Jimmy is no longer coaching this team – he’d have fucking cut  your incompetent ass already.
Fact of the matter is, a lot of Cowgirlz shouldn’t have jobs next week, if you ask me.
This week:  0-1.  Overall:  69-18.
The PFW will return this weekend to handicap Dallas-Warshington.