As we begin this Perfect Football Weekend™, we note that Bowl Season™ officially began today, as BYU left the Mountain West Conference on a winning note, destroying Texas-El Paso 52-24.
A few minutes ago, they were showing highlights, and one of the Mouseke-sports’ (that’s ESPN for you in the Church of the SubTarded) talking heads was praising the Cougars’ quarterback/wide receiver combo, Jake Heaps & Cody Hoffman, almost as if the talking head was trying to get in good with the LDS folks.  “They’re getting better & better & better, and just remember, folks – these are only college freshmen…”
Yeah?
Well, Mr. Talking Head, do try to remember – these guys were playing UTEP.  ‘Nuff said, I think.
Tomorrow at noon, the Warshington Foreskins make the return visit to the Death Star to take on Our Heroes (*cough*)™, aka the Dallas C’girlz.  Sadly, we’ve already seen the last of The World’s Greatest Ever Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™, Donna McCrabbs, as Widdle Mikey Sha-na-na-nahan has replaced him in the starting lineup with Rex “I’m Even Worse Than Jake Plummer” Grossman.
As for Grossman, I’ll only say this:  He was the greatest gift the Chicago Bears could have given Peyton Manning and the Colts in Super Bowl XLI.
One presumes that Jason Garrett will not  call a pass at the end of the first half this time, so I look for the ‘Girlz to close out their home schedule with a win.
We’re back Monday with the recap.  In the meantime, it’s another bowl blowout as I type this, as Troy is destroying Ohio U in the New Orleans Bowl.  Who schedules these damn things, anyway?