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So much for the Jason Garrett era.

Dallas 26, at Arizona 27

The damnfools who’ve been insisting that Jon “10 wins, baby!” Kitna was ever&#160 a better quarterback than Tony Romo showed us how well they know what they had for dinner last week, as Kitty threw two quick pick-sixes in rapid succession.&#160 True, Miles Austin slipped on the first one, so it can’t really be blamed on widdle Jonny (though you just know&#160 I’ll try).&#160 But the second one?&#160 Only a moron who’s been a freakin’ loser everywhere he’s gone would even think&#160 about throwing a pass like that into double coverage.

Oh, hello, Jon Kitna.

Yet, even with all that, the ‘Girlz came back, and even took the lead on a Stephen McGee (in because Kitty had been injured earlier) TD pass to Miles Austin.

Enter David Buehler.&#160 The NFL-kicker-wannabe hooked the PAT attempt like it was his approach on the 1st tee – which, thanks in part to him, is where he’ll be spending his time after the season.

The point he left on the field left Dallas with only a two point lead…and true to form, the C’girl secondary allowed the Cardinals to march right down the field, convert a 4th-and-15 at midfield (thanks, in part to Paula Pasqualoni asking Keith “Molasses” Brooking to cover All-Everything receiver Larry Fitzgerald), which ultimately led to Jay Feely kicking a 48-yard FG for the win.

So the ‘Girlz have lost to one of the worst teams in the NFL.&#160 Which leaves them…where, again?

The report from Hidden Valley Ranch is that Jerry “Owner Jethro” Jones is, and I quote, “mad as hell”.&#160 Yeah, well – look in the mirror, fuckhead.&#160 You built this team.&#160 Own it.

Thanks, Owner Jethro.&#160 Way to condemn this franchise to several more years of just this type of shit football.&#160 You bastard.

This week:&#160 0-1.&#160 Overall:&#160 70-19.

The PFW returns Thursday for the Bowl Edition.&#160 See you then.

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