Local time where you're at. ("Where you're at"?)

I wouldn’t give two shits for how Stephen McGee looks as an NFL quarterback.

But he does&#160 get the job done.

at Dallas 24, Denver 23

at Chicago 10, Buffalo 3

at Detroit 34, Cincinnati 3

Tampa Bay 25, at Kansas City 0

at Cleveland 27, Green Bay 17

S’long, Todd Haley.&#160 Been nice knowing ya.

If that’s what the Chief offense is gonna look like this year, forget it.

—

According to the Bears’ broadcast, Roy “Clank” Williams was brought in (once Dallas finally saw the light & cut his ass) to be…and I swear I’m not making this up…the “Bears’ No. 1 receiver”.

Prediction:&#160 There will be at least one offense that’s actually worse than the Cowgirlz this year.

On the other hand, Marion Barber looked pretty good, getting 45 yards on seven carries in limited action.&#160 Almost as if the offensive line really was&#160 the problem in Dallas.&#160

—

The Buffalo Bills have finally done away with The NFL’s Butt-Ugliest Uniforms&#153.&#160 The Uniform Czar&#153 is well-pleased.

Maybe now they’ll start playing&#160 like an NFL team.

—

Andy Dalton’s TCU debut resulted in a 27-0 shutout of Baylor four years ago.

But then, they&#160 didn’t have Nick Fairley or Ndomakong Suh in their line.

Dalton was 11-15-69 in his Cincinnati debut, plus 1 pick.&#160 Backup Bruce Gradkowski wasn’t much better, going 6-11-53.

It’ll be a loooooooong&#160 year for the Bengals.

—

Line fails to block for Romo?&#160 Check.

Porous defense?&#160 Check.

Stephen McGee throwing the game-winning touchdown in the last minute?&#160 Check.

Yep, just another day at the office for Your Dallas Cowboys&#153.

The O-line will be better this year&#160 We just don’t know when.&#160 Until then, Romo gets to keep running in fear for his life.&#160 He went 3-5-33, and didn’t really look all that good in doing so.

Rob Ryan’s first play as defensive coordinator…was to run the Flex defense.&#160 Seriously.&#160 Right down to a number 54 (linebacker Kenwin Cummings, who looked pretty damn good last night otherwise) dropping into a four-point stance about two yards off the line of scrimmage, a la&#160 Randy White.

McGee played the final two-plus quarters, running the offense efficiently enough (and accounting for all three Dallas touchdowns, plus the winning two-point conversion).&#160 And rookie Dwayne Harris (East Carolina) not only stated his case for a roster spot, but also to be the third receiver on the team.

Kevin Ogletree, watch out.&#160 Harris was you three years ago, and just as you beat out a veteran for a roster spot, the same thing’s about to happen to you.&#160 (Shame, too – you had a ton of potential.)

The PFW will return on Thursday (assuming there’s a game on that night), when we’ll extoll the virtues of not&#160 wearing the wrong shirt in enemy territory.