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Phillip Tanner, who do you think you are?&#160 Jason Witten?

at Dallas 7 San Diego 20

at NY Jets 27, Cincinnati 7

Washington 16, at Indianapolis 3

at NY Football Douchebags 41, Chicago 13

Memo to Brandi Jackoff and the rest of the NY Football Douchebags:&#160 You.&#160 Ain’t.&#160 That.&#160 Good.

‘Nuff said.

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To:&#160 Peyton Manning
From:&#160 Indy fans

Hurry back?

Soon?

Please?

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They say – well, there was a NextGen episode that said, anyway – that every moment of pleasure must be paid for with an equal moment of pain.

Poor Andy Dalton.

Going 8-19-86 with 2 picks isn’t gonna make anyone forget Carson Palmer.&#160 In fact, expect the “Miss Me Yet” billboards to be going up after Week Two.

Sure you didn’t lie about your age, Andy?&#160 And that you’re one year younger than you’re actually saying?&#160 Apparently Pachall isn’t making anyone forget you down here.

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Seems like you can’t have a Romo start without a Romo pick.&#160 And you can’t have a Romo pick without it leading to an opponent’s score.

We got both – the pick one of three Cowgirl turnovers for the night – as the Chargers basically showed Dallas they’re nowhere even near&#160 even being average.

Not to worry, it’ll get there – Rob Ryan’s defense shows flashes; the secondary doesn’t stink too&#160 much without Newman & Jenkins, and the line’s even blocking better sans&#160 Davis & Colombo.

In fact, the veteran purge may not yet be over.&#160 Take a look at this:

(Incidentally, that’s a stupid-assed rule.&#160 You don’t have the Jason Witten catch-and-run vs. Philthy if you have that rule.&#160 Fucking NFL front-office pussies.

And would someone like to tell me why there was no facemask penalty called?&#160 It’s the same damned thing, just about.)

That back is a rookie by the name of Phillip Tanner out of Middle Tennesee (yep, that&#160 Middle Tennessee – formerly MidTenn State, the school that produced Ed “Too Tall” Jones) by way of Dallas Skyline.

The kid’s been impressive all preseason; he ripped off several good runs in the Denver game, as well.

Now, combine that with the fact that Dallas drafted DeMarco Murray.&#160 And they also still have Lonyae Miller, whom they like a lot.

Tashard “I can haz autograf, Mizter Vick?” Choice – your days here are so&#160 numbered.

The PFW will return in a couple days with thoughts on another stupid new NFL rule.

Sure, we all know that a 5.8 quake hit Mineral, VA CAUSE ALL THE DAMN MEDIA IS FLAGGELATING ON IT!!!

But were you aware of the fact that the “Largest Colorado quake since 1973 shakes homes” occurred yesterday?  And that quake was a 5.3 (some reports stated 5.5).

Minor aftershocks continued Tuesday in the relatively sparsely populated area that the USGS says is not known for major quakes or active faults…

Hell, all the flaggelation has dumped the Libya debacle to below the fold status on most of the sites I was perusing… And it completely eliminated the Maxine Waters’ “the TEA Party can go to hell!”

{You first BEEZATCH}

antics from the radar screen. Anyone wanna take bets on how long it takes the Goreacle to say this was all due to Glow-bull Wormening&#153???

Sooooo glad to see that the media still can’t figure out how to get their collective heads outta their collective gigantic arse. {that’s sarcasm for you folks in Rio Linda that didn’t see it}

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