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Not that I like Herbie Cain all that much – and until he apologizes to Rick Perry, he can kiss my ass – but I don’t give two flying fucks at rolling donuts what Cain did twenty years ago.

However, a Patterico commenter named Gazzer said it best:

Lessee, John Edwards can knock a bitch up. Ted Kennedy and Dodd can go all “Night at the Roxbury” on a waitress. Billy Jeff can rape with impunity and abuse Castro’s finest export on an intern (amongst other things), but if that Cain so much as looks sideways at a woman…

Nail.&#160 Head.

Find something else, Lame-Assed Media.

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(Hat tip:&#160 Drudge, plus a number of tabloids seen whilst shopping for groceries.)

ABC News is reporting this morning (via TMZ) that Kim “Sex Tape Queen” Kardashian, is filing for divorce from former Dallas Maverick Kris Humphries.

According to TMZ, Kardashian’s filing will cite “irreconcilable differences.” TMZ also said that Kardashian has retained the services of Hollywood attorney Laura Wasser, who brokered the divorces of Britney Spears, Mariah Carey and Angelina Jolie.

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Ryan Seacrest, the executive producer of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians,” confirmed the news on Twitter, writing “Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.”

Kardashian, 31, and Humphries, 26, married on August 20. Their wedding cost a reported $20 million and garnered a multi-episode television special on E!

After only 72 days.&#160 In other words, all the hype leading up to the wedding lasted longer than the marriage itself.

And I thought my last two marriages combined&#160 were short.&#160

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