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So Santorum won Tennessee, Oklahoma and North Dakota; Gingrich won Georgia; the Rommorhoid took everything else, including Ohio.&#160 (Fuck you, Ohio.)

Expect Newt to drop out AnyDayNow&#153.&#160 Mr. Conspiracy-Ass, Widdle Ronnie Paul(tard) should probably drop out, too – but, like the doddering old fool he is, he probably won’t.

On the plus side, Dennis “Lame-Assed Bad Comb-over” Kucinich finally got handed his walking papers.&#160 On the minus side, it was Marcy “Mousy Little Bitch” Kaptur that beat him.

She’ll face Joe “The Plumber” Wurzelbacher, who won the GOP nomination, for Ohio’s 9th district seat.

And I’m still&#160 not voting for the Rommerhoid.&#160 I don’t give a shit if every fucking delegate in the GOP goes to him – I’m not voting for him for dogcatcher, let alone President.

Do you hear me, GOP?!?!?!

This past week, Rush Limbaugh took 23-year-old-coed-cum-30-year-old-libtard-activist Sandra Fluke to task for daring to come before a group of Congresscritters and having the chutzpah&#160 to demand that we, the American taxpayers, give her and her fellow bimboids money to support their $1000-a-year sex habit.

Limbaugh called her – quite properly, I might add – a “slut” and a “prostitute”.&#160 And I say “quite properly” because that’s exactly what she is, by definition.

Today, Rush Limbaugh let down the conservative movement.

For over 20 years, I have illustrated the absurd with absurdity, three hours a day, five days a week. In this instance, I chose the wrong words in my analogy of the situation. I did not mean a personal attack on Ms. Fluke.

I think it is absolutely absurd that during these very serious political times, we are discussing personal sexual recreational activities before members of Congress. I personally do not agree that American citizens should pay for these social activities. What happened to personal responsibility and accountability? Where do we draw the line? If this is accepted as the norm, what will follow? Will we be debating if taxpayers should pay for new sneakers for all students that are interested in running to keep fit?In my monologue, I posited that it is not our business whatsoever to know what is going on in anyone’s bedroom nor do I think it is a topic that should reach a Presidential level.

My choice of words was not the best, and in the attempt to be humorous, I created a national stir. I sincerely apologize to Ms. Fluke for the insulting word choices.

And in issuing this apology, Rush Limbaugh has ruined everything he’d worked over 20 years to build. Limbaugh’s credibility, if you ask me – and you didn’t, not that I give a shit – is damaged beyond repair.&#160 The one thing you don’t ever&#160 do in this business is apologize to an enemy you may (or may not) have offended.&#160 Say what you mean, and mean what you say, and stand by it, and let the chips fall where they may.

Otherwise, why should anyone believe what you have to say going forward?

Limbaugh has committed what I consider to be a cardinal sin: He backed down.&#160 That makes him worthless to the conservative movement – and to me, as well.

And the more I think about it, the more I realize that it’s going to have ramifications for the Realm&#153, as well.

Stay tuned.&#160 Barring a major&#160 change of mind, changes are coming to this blog.

“I wonder how she does it…?”

Well, buttercup, I tend to think the LACK OF ADULT SUPERVISION – YOU KNOW, LIKE HER PARENTS??? – has a little bit to do with it.

I mean, if you go to the original spot in the series (which you can find here, and I’ll be ripping that one in a future installment), this all starts when Susie’s dad gives her his cellphone – HIS&#160 CELLPHONE, FOR CTHULU’S PATHETIC SAKE – because “it’s got a calculator”.

And then returns to find his snot-nosed daughter has apparently, in just the span of eight to ten hours, built an entire company from the ground up (complete with permits, state tax IDs, the whole nine yards, even an administrative assistant for little Susie), all through the auspices of Verizon’s supposedly-smarter-than-Einstein phone.

And that’s the last we see of anything resembling parentage in the entire ad campaign.

Nice of Verizon Wireless to come right out & tell us exactly what they think of the involvement of Mummy & Daddy in their snot-nose’s life.&#160 To whom exactly are you trying to sell&#160 your phone anyway, Verizon?&#160 Couldn’t&#160 be adults like me who just happen&#160 to have kids, could it?

If you’re wanting me to buy your phones, Verizon, you’re not making a very good case.

As you guys have probably already guessed, I have this penchant for being…different.

(There will be no misting here; this is a memorial.&#160 Enjoy your incredulity in the privacy of your own thoughts.)

When my high-school contemporaries were rocking out to Boston & Skynrd, I was firmly ensconced in Top 40.&#160 When the Sibling Unit&#153 was imbibing Coca-Cola, I had to go with Dr Pepper.

And when my brother was in the midst of his own personal Beatlemania…it was the Monkees for me.

We lost one of my favorite lead singers yesterday.&#160 Davy Jones was 66.

Jones was a former racehorse jockey-turned-actor who soared to fame in 1965 when he joined The Monkees and they embarked on an adventure that included a wildly popular U.S. television show. Jones sang lead vocals on songs like “I Wanna Be Free” and “Daydream Believer.”

Feel free to go read the rest.

Davy Jones was one of the good guys.&#160 (All the Monkees are, but Davy especially.)&#160 He left us too soon, and we grieve with his family.

Godspeed, Davy.&#160 You’re missed already.

The SpatulaGoddess has reported (and Drudge has confirmed through the Big Hollywood site) that Andrew Breitbart has passed away at the age of 43.

Andrew passed away unexpectedly from natural causes shortly after midnight this morning in Los Angeles.

We have lost a husband, a father, a son, a brother, a dear friend, a patriot and a happy warrior.

Andrew lived boldly, so that we more timid souls would dare to live freely and fully, and fight for the fragile liberty he showed us how to love.

Hope to have more later.&#160 For now, the conservative movement has lost an icon, and this is not a good day for us.

If I hadn’t seen this for myself, I don’t think I would have believed it.

Ron Paul.&#160 Blame-9/11-on-America Ron Paul.&#160 Inflation-conspiracy-theorist Ron Paul.

And he’s accusing Widdle Ricky Santorum of conspiracy theories.

Words fail.&#160 Words.&#160 Just.&#160 Fail.

And yet the Ronulans, the Paultards, the Paul cult-of-personality fools, continue to support this son-of-a-bitch.

Amazing.

UPDATE:&#160 Don’t ask me how, but it looks like I posted the wrong video.&#160 Should be fixed now.