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Denizens, we here at the Southern Command would like to know if you and yours went out today and supported your local Chick-fil-A.

So, did you???

Don’t make me have to issue a rapid response order to the alert squadron of black helicopters!!!

I for one supported them at breakfast and the Generalette and myself supported them AGAIN for lunch today.

If you haven’t yet, get thee to one poste haste! That’s an order!!!!!!

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Damn.&#160 Did we say “10-point lead”?

Soooooo very sorry.

How about a 12-point thumping???&#160

Tea Party favorite Ted Cruz was headed toward victory Tuesday night, pulling off a stunning coup and besting veteran Lt. Gov. David Dewhurst in a fierce, hard-fought, multi-million dollar Republican quest for Texas’ first open Senate seat in a decade.

In the GOP battle that became “establishment” versus Tea Party, Cruz held 56 percent of the vote to Dewhurst’s 44 percent, with 6.780 of 7,957 precincts reporting.

Now that probably won’t hold up, especially if the Southern Command down there goes ahead and takes their foot off Houston’s throat (grin), but this is damned encouraging to behold.

Memo to Davey Pants Pee-yew-hurst:&#160 This is what you get for running like a Demoscum, boy.&#160 Don’t come to us calling yourself a conservative when your entire campaign against Cruz came from the leftards’ Short-Bus playbook – right down to that fuckheaded Sandy Fonzo “Ted Cruz should be ashamed of himself, I don’t know how he can sleep at night” bullshit.

Demoscum&#160 use those tactics, chump.&#160 And you gave a textbook demonstration on why you’re well-known in Texas as a “moderate” (read:&#160 libtard).&#160 The only good thing about your excuse-for-a-campaign is that, because he endorsed you, I can now go back to calling him “Big Dickhead Perry”.

Now.&#160 On to November, and yet another kicking of Donktard ass.&#160

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