Denizens, you guys are pretty much aware that I’m not exactly  the most loyal fan that Jerry “Owner Jethro” Jones has ever had.
But as we begin this episode of the Perfect Football Weekend™, I can’t help but think that – at some point – piling on is piling on.
I mean, he already caught enough crap for the seating brouhaha at Super Bowl XLV – never mind it was the NFL’s fault, he was the one that got royally bashed for it.  And that was after his miserable-assed attempt to see to it that his team was the first to ever host one.
But now the idiots are beginning to come out of the woodwork.  Call it Hot Coffee In The Lap, Part the Deuxth:
Jennelle Carrillo is suing Jones and the team after attending the Blue & Silver scrimmage at Cowboys Stadium way back in August 2010. Carrillo claims she parked herself on a bench outside the facility and endured third-degree burns on her buttocks.
“Prior to entering the seated area of Cowboys stadium, plaintiff sat down on a black, marble bench outside of and near entrance ‘E’ to the stadium,” the lawsuit reads, via CBSSports.com. “The bench was uncovered and openly exposed to the extremely hot August sun. The combination of the nature of the black, marble bench and hot sunlight caused the bench to become extremely hot and unreasonably dangerous. … As a result of sitting on the bench, plaintiff suffered third degree burns to her buttocks.”
Okay, you got all this, Denizens?  Marble  bench.  Exposed to the sun all day.  In August.
And now for your money quote:
Carillo’s lawsuit hinges on her claim that the “defendants knew or reasonably should have known that the material used to construct the bench would become unreasonably hot when exposed to the August sun.”
You.  Can’t.  Be.  Fucking.  Serious.
She’s claiming that Jerruh & the Dallas C’boys should have known that her delicate, tender hiney  couldn’t withstand a surface on which you could probably slow-cook an egg?
Well, if Jerry “should have known” it…would someone please  tell me why the ever-loving hell  it is that she  didn’t?  Hmmmmmmmmmm?????
Fuck the euphemisms. That’s one stupid cunt, right there.
Speaking of Jerry’s team, they’re in action tonight as they travel to San Diego’s Jack Murphy Qualcomm Snapdragon Whatever-the-hell-it’s-named-today Stadium to take on the Chargers.  Witten’s got a lacerated spleen, Ware’s got a tweaked hammy, Romo and the rest of the bunch will only play a couple series, so I’m not expecting much.
It is  live football, though, so what the hell.
We’re back Monday or so with the recap.  In the meantime…the search for HDD continues…