Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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Thank you, Algore.
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[SCENE:  Deep space.  His Rudeness, Lord Darth Venomous is on his way back from a (ahem) personal errand…]
VENOMOUS:  I don’t think I like the tone of your “voice”, Narrator.
[And just what were you doing out of pocket for so long, (sarc) my liege????? (/sarc) (As if we didn’t…gakkkkk…akkkkk)]
VENOMOUS:  Comprehension & cognizant thinking aren’t your strong suits, are they, dickweed?  (looks offstage, as the Narrator drops to the floor with a very  hollow sound)  Awright, Understudy, your turn.
[…from a personal errand, and is traveling in his personal courier, the Scorpion-class Excelsior.
A blinking console light catches the Admiral’s attention.  He opens a channel.]
VENOMOUS:  Excelsior, Venomous.
KORRIOTH (over speaker):  Korriorh, Admiral.  Stellar cartography update for you, sir.
VENOMOUS:  Very good, Kor, shoot it through.
[He touches a few more switches and opens a separate channel to receive the download.  After five minutes, the download completes and the software channel closes.
At that very moment, everything goes dark as Excelsior  loses power & drops out of warp.
Lord Venomous sits there, non-plussed.]
VENOMOUS:  No, Narrator, just wondering what to do when I get back.
[Get back, m’lord?]
VENOMOUS:  Whether to Force-choke the p’tahk, or use my lightsaber to cut out one of his hearts.
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Ever had an Ubuntu kernel update hose your system, Denizens?
That’s three days I’ll never get back.
Sigh.
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- This blog is best viewed with your eyes.
- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.