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The business of professional wrestling lost one of its absolute best today.&#160 Chris Benoit, along with his wife Nancy and their son Daniel, were found today at their home in Fayetteville, GA.&#160 Chris Benoit was 40.

Cause of death is unknown at this time.

The Realm&#153 extends its deepest condolences.&#160 Chris was one of this scribe’s favorite entertainers in the genre, and he will be very much missed.

UPDATE:&#160 AP is reporting that this is being handled as a double murder/suicide.

Holy shit.

UPDATE the 2nd:&#160 It’s been reported now that Benoit strangled his wife Nancy last Saturday, then smothered his 7-year-old, suffering-from-Fragile-X-Syndrome son Daniel on Sunday, before hanging himself in his weight room on Monday.

I have no idea what could make Benoit snap like that, although there are reports that he & Nancy were arguing about caring for Daniel prior to the killings, and Nancy had previously filed for divorce from Chris back in 2003 before reconciling.

I do not&#160 believe, however, that steroids were a part of this.&#160 Although they were found in the Benoit household during the subsequent investigation, Benoit did not have a ‘roid freak’s physique, per se.&#160 Plus, the WWE claims that he tested negative for ‘roids back in April.

Right now, all we can do is wait and watch.&#160 This story isn’t going away that soon.


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7 responses to “Chris Benoit:&#160 1967 – 2007 (Updated again)”

  1. jason says:

    Interesting that there wasn’t a gun involved. I wonder what the murder weapon was?

  2. My guess would be his bare hands.&#160 Ever seen those arms of his?

  3. jason says:

    Kinda fucked up what came up out of this. Dude strangled his wife, smothered his kid, then sat around the house for 12-24 hours before hanging himself. Yeah, I seen his arms. They were big…more than big enough to do this crime.

  4. Marco says:

    Awwww man! I miss him Chris Benoit. I’m so sad.

  5. Does this mean that we need to have Federal controls on body building? After all, if no one is big enough to overpower another person, they can’t murder them in this way, right?

  6. jbeez says:

    [Well, if it isn’t my favorite bitchboy, JButtcrack.&#160 Whatsa matter, pusboy?&#160 Not getting enough abuse at home in auntie’s basement?&#160 Daddy not diddling you enough nowadays?&#160 Christian Science Monitor cancel your subscription again after you got caught humping their paperboy?

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww.&#160 Po’ widdle babeeeeeeeee.

    Never fear, JButtface.&#160 I’m always ready to make you look like the douchebag you are – you need only ask, fuckhead.&#160 -LSI]

    I love sucking Mexican cock in flop houses in Tijuana. The dirtier the penga, the better. My mother was impregnated during a clandestine border crossing with 37 undocumented workers and I’m still not sure which one of the three dozen plus who fucked her that night is my dad. Anyhow, the welfare checks that my anchor baby status brought offset the lost income when her syphilis became too apparent for her to continue working on her back.

  7. I see that the naquadria-powered (sorry, I miss SG-1 already) modern version of the LENS Spaminator is still in prime working condition.

    So Spats, I see you’ve been feeding the Spaminator properly. Guess that steady diet of Demonscum piehole spewing has kept it on a hair-trigger, huh?

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