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If you’ve been keeping up with the Rott at all, you know that I’ve recently found out that my stepdaughter soon-to-be-adopted daughter is pregnant.  A fact I first made mention of in this thread.

Naturally, Misha’s post was picked up by the knee-jerk (emphasis on the latter) website, “Sadly, No Brains (or Balls)”, and subsequently parroted around certain points of the Nutroot-o-Sphere.  (Amazing, isn’t it, how they call us  “mind-numbed robots”, yet are wholly incapable of any original thought themselves.)

KORRIOTH:  And this suprises you…how again, m’Liege?

LSIK&T:  Yeah, yeah, I know – “Don’t expect great things from the ShortBus-o-Sphere.”


Anyway, one of the sockpuppets “commenters” over at Sadly, No Brains (or Balls)  couldn’t resist opening his skanky piehole:

apparently Father-of-the-Year (730 B.C. winner) Lord Spatula has a 15-year-old pregnant stepdaughter who he’s forbidden from having an abortion (which she wants).

Well, not so fast there, Sparky.  Thankfully, she’s decided to take the advice of people a helluva lot smarter than you – granted, it only takes one functioning brain cell, but still – and decided against an abortion.

She’s decided, D. Aristo-assclown, that she doesn’t want to be like you – a pre-adolescent, tantrum-throwing, piss-drinking, jism-guzzling asscrust who screams & cries when he doesn’t get his way – but rather a responsible human being who’s ready to own up to her mistakes.

Unlike your parents.

But let me make one thing crystal clear to you, you colostomy-bag-gulping son of a crack-whore-bitch:

This is our  daughter – not yours and not anyone else’s.  Ours.  We will raise her as we  see fit, and just what the ever-lovin’ Hell do you think you’re gonna do about it?

Because you’re so fucking clue-challenged, D. Aristo-asswipe, I’ll tell you:  Not a motherfucking thing.  Her mother and I will instill the values in her that we  want, and we will train her up in the way we  think she should go, and you’re going to sit there with that butt-plug of yours firmly inserted and watch.  And you can save your pissing & moaning for someone who gives a shit about your half-assed, Mongoloid opinion – because we sure as Hell don’t.

We will raise her the way we  see fit, and if that doesn’t meet with your personal approval, shit-for-brains, you can go fuck yourself.  Preferably with a dirty needle.  Or seventeen.

Or you can show up on my doorstep and I’ll beat it into whatever passes for the fecal material between your ears.  Your choice.

Otherwise, you fucking bastard, you can eat shit and die.  You won’t be missed, and we can use the extra oxygen.

Stupid asshole. 



12 Comments to “Memo to “D. Aristofuckhead”:  FOAD.”


  1. SadNo Research Labs — June 27, 2007 @ 10:56 pm

    Ima fukwad.

    [Yeah, we know.  -LSI]

  2. David Hartung — June 27, 2007 @ 11:33 pm

    Spats,
    You and your family are in my prayers. The choices you and your daughter make in the next few months will hard, but with God’s help, I am certain you will do the right thing. One thing, if you can convince your daughter to lose the sperm donor, she will be much happier long term.

  3. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — June 27, 2007 @ 11:37 pm

    if you can convince your daughter to lose the sperm donor, she will be much happier long term.

    The sperm donor’s not long for my daughter’s world, whether she wants him there or not.

    He will be kindly encouraged to withdraw.  Should he decline, more…insistent  measures (read:  a copy of a criminal complaint shoved in his face) will be taken.

    He will  be gone – one way or the other.

  4. D. Aristophanes — June 27, 2007 @ 11:55 pm

    I don’t get it. All I said was you laid down the law with you pregnant 15-year-old stepdaughter on carrying her baby to term.

    Those are the facts, right? And for saying that, I’m a fuckwad?

  5. SadNo Research Labs — June 28, 2007 @ 12:36 am

    I am a big gay and I eat poop.

    [Amazingly, Denizens, he really did say this.  -LSI]

  6. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — June 28, 2007 @ 7:07 am

    don’t get it. All I said was you laid down the law with you pregnant 15-year-old stepdaughter on carrying her baby to term.

    Except we all know that’s not what you said, don’t we?  I mean, the comment and  the link are in my post, aren’t they?  And you were really implying that my parental techniques were taken from what you consider to be a backwards, unenlightened era, weren’t you?

    Really, chump – if you’re going to lie, at least put a little more effort into it, mkay?

    Those are the facts, right? And for saying that, I’m a fuckwad?

    Oh?  Are you claiming ownership of the first comment in this thread?  You’re admitting to being the Sadly, No Brains (or Balls)  sockpuppet?

    Inquiring minds want to know!

  7. jbeez — June 28, 2007 @ 8:58 pm

    BWAHAHAHA!! Great parenting skills, better than my parents…whoever they are, mommy still can’t tell me which of the last 24,581 johns is my daddy…

    and the worst part.. I’M THE FATHER OF A REAL MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS!! HE TURNED OUT LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!!1!

  8. LC Wil — June 30, 2007 @ 11:11 am

    Spats, my friend, if I may;

    Ignore the idiots. You and yours have more important things to worry about than random shit fer brains butinski’s with snarky comments.

    Y’all have some rough times ahead, but I’m gonna offer a prediction. A year from now, your neighbors are gonna see a proud, happy, Grampa with a shit eating grin welded to his face pushing a baby carriage down the sidewalk, telling everyone you see “Look at this little Angel!”

    Yes, I am one too, and we ALL do the same thing.

    My prayers for you and the rest of the Spatula Clan. but y’all will do just fine. Love will overcome damn near anything.

    Pictures when they are available, please?

  9. David Hartung — July 1, 2007 @ 5:49 am

    LC Wil said:
    “A year from now, your neighbors are gonna see a proud, happy, Grampa with a shit eating grin welded to his face pushing a baby carriage down the sidewalk, telling everyone you see “Look at this little Angel!”

    Spats,
    The man has a point. Right now you have more important things to worry about than some fools who have nothing better to do than to haunt the internet and attack other folks.

    Remember, children are a gift from God, no matter how they are conceived. They did not ask to be born. That child will need all the love that he, or she, can get. This is true whether or not your daughter chooses to keep the child, or to adopt it out to a loving family.

  10. douchebag jismgobbler at 70.238.176.221 — July 1, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

    nice, now you got another piece of white trash to raise so it can become mediocre white trash just like yourself.

    enjoy being poor, faggot.

  11. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — July 1, 2007 @ 4:44 pm

    How about you come say that to my face, chickenshit?

    18959 Lina St, #601
    Dallas, TX

    I’m just down the street from you, pussy.  Let’s see you come out from behind your daddy’s skirt and be a hero, assclown.

    C’mon, douchebag, let’s see whatcha got!

  12. LC Wil — July 1, 2007 @ 7:01 pm

    If it’s closer, dipshit, come and see me.

    7900 Westpark Drive,
    McLean, VA 22102.

    Motherfucker, trying to attack someone thorough his children is well beyond merely out of bounds. Come by sometime, and I’ll explain the concept slowly enough that even a shit for brains like you can understand. Until then, you are just a cock gobbling, cum snarfing bitch.

    Now, chickenshit, come and do something about it.


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