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Well, Denizens, it’s been two years now, and the pussy still hasn’t shown up.

That’s right, sportz fanz.  The Right Douchebag Reverend of the Church of the SubTarded, Michael “Mykki Chickenshit” Cortese, late of Alexandria, VA (or was it Arlington, VA?  We still  don’t know), was called out for his ripping of those of the Christian faith, calling them “cowards”, invited to spew his bullshit to my face – and he’s never showed.

He bitched long & loud about my living in a gated community, whereupon I moved to a complex that has no such gate – and he never showed.

He posted videos of himself playing with his inflatable dolls – dolls that couldn’t fight back – but he never grew large enough balls to show up on my doorstep.

He posted on Slashdick and everywhere else that liberal pussies congregate – but neither he nor any of his needledick-sucking sycophants ever showed up.

He, through his sockpuppet “Von Vockerman”, offered a meager $66 to “reimburse” me for a trip to Tennessee for a supposed “showdown” (we’ll forget for the moment that it costs a helluva lot more than $66 to go to Tennessee, never mind coming home) – then never sent the money (the guess from here is that he never planned on showing up, either).

Two years after bleating to the world what a hot shit you think you are, Cortese, you’re still a fucking douchebag content to hide behind the skirt of that skank to which you’re married (or are you just shacking up like the rest of the ’60s hippies rejects?).  You’re nothing but a son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch who doesn’t have the balls to back up his big talk.  Nothing but a huge pussy.

But then again, I suppose you have your reasons for not coming down.  It would,  after all, be a terrible shock to the regulars of the Alexandria (Arlington?) bathhouses if you were rendered ball-less and could no longer “service” them.

ESAD, Cortese, you fucking limp-wristed coward.  Do the world a favor, shove that M-1 of yours up your piehole and pull the trigger.

Assuming you haven’t somehow managed to break it, maybe there won’t be too  much of a mess.



7 Comments to “Two years and he’s still hiding”


  1. jbeez — July 13, 2007 @ 11:13 am

    HA! As if a piece of trailer trash like whichever john knocked up my mommy with my sissy could ever live in a gated community (besides the prison where she got knocked up, that is). Who am I trying to kid, gated communities are made to keep douchebags like me out.

  2. Phaedrus — July 17, 2007 @ 10:52 am

    Look. Below is a writeup of this incident composed by Mykeru. It contains all your correspondence to him and all his correspondence back to you. It is presented without comment. Will you let your readers check out the link and make up their own minds about who came off better?

    [Lame-assed attempt at defeating my spam filter deleted.  -LSI]

    (Note: Because, for some reason, this blog doesn’t allow posts which contain URL’s, I’ve broken down the URL into separate parts.)

    [And let's get one thing straight, Phaedrus:  If you try that tactic again, you'll be treated the same way I treat the rest of my spammers - IOW, placed on the blacklist.  Capíce?

    And incidentally - yes, this blog does, in fact, allow links.  Read the post-comment form again if you want to know why your posts don't show up immediately.  -LSI]

  3. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — July 17, 2007 @ 5:24 pm

    Look. Below is a writeup of this incident composed by Mykeru. It contains all your correspondence to him and all his correspondence back to you. It is presented without comment. Will you let your readers check out the link and make up their own minds about who came off better?

    Why?  My readers already know your honeyboy Cortese is a limp-wristed pussy who has needle-points for cojones.  Who did you think tipped me off in the first place to the chickenshit, hm?

    Y’know, I’m really surprised, given the so-called huge  following this douchebag of yours has, that he hasn’t taken a collection up from the Church of the SubTarded and bought a round-trip ticket down here.

    Do I heve to spell it out for you morons?  All he has to do to shut me up is show up on my doorstep.  That’s all he’s ever  had to do if he wants to call my bluff.

    Hell, that’s all any  of you cowardly little pussies have ever had to do.  But you don’t,  because you know what’ll happen – Mykki Chickenshit most of all.

    So the little needle-dicked douchebag can continue playing with his inflatable dolls, for all I give a shit.  Those of us whose opinions matter already know he’s a ball-less little dickweed with delusions of adequacy.

  4. Phaedrus — July 18, 2007 @ 11:13 am

    Why? My readers already know your honeyboy Cortese is a limp-wristed pussy who has needle-points for cojones. Who did you think tipped me off in the first place to the chickenshit, hm?

    Why don’t you just post the link

    [Already asked, already answered.

    But I'll make you a deal, Phaedrus:  Convince enough of Mykki Chickenshit's so-called "church" to take up a collection to send your honeyboy down here, hm?  Do that, and I might post your precious little link.

    After I get through knocking the Right Swishy Reverend shitless (snicker).  -LSI]

  5. Phaedrus — July 21, 2007 @ 10:08 am

    Why are you so afraid of your readers making up their own minds about what happened?

  6. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — July 21, 2007 @ 5:58 pm

    Why’s your boy so afraid of coming and saying it to my face?

    Two can play this game, Phaedrus.

    And it’s starting to bore me, y’know?

  7. Phaedrus — July 23, 2007 @ 7:53 pm

    [Again - already asked, already answered.

    Phaedrus, go pester the coward himself and ask him why he won't show up.  Go ask his fellow SubTard pussies why they won't give him money for a trip down here.  Hell, see if you can go find "Von Vockerman" - you'll likely find him in Mykki's sock drawer

    As for me, I'm bored with this and I'm bored with you.  End of discussion.  -LSI]


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