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Okay, boyz & girlz, it’s time once again to play His Rudeness’ 17th-favorite game, “Rip A New One For The Jackass Who Posted A Comment In An Old Thread”!!!&#160 (And no, I still haven’t found the list of the first 16.)

Today’s first contestant is a lame-assed loser from Corvallis, Oregon named “Ralphus”, who…

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Sounds like vomiting to me.

MERLIN:&#160 Hell, if you spent your whole life in all that patchouli, you’d vomit too.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Can he help it if all he’s got up there are the Portland TrailBlazers?

LSIK&T:&#160 Point.

…who commented in this entry thusly:

They call it CFPA, but it’s quite obviously NAISM, you stupid fuck.

MERLIN:&#160 CFPA?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 NAISM?

LSIK&T:&#160 I think he might be referring to the Christian Falangist Party of America or somesuch.&#160 I don’t know what&#160 the doucherifle means by NAISM.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Hmmm.&#160 A Christian Right political party…pro-life, anti-gun control, anti-heterophobe PDA…

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Hey, let’s annex ’em!

MERLIN:&#160 I thought this guy was trying to insult you…?

LSIK&T:&#160 (shrugs) Have you ever known a liberal to do anything&#160 right?

MERLIN:&#160 Point.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Didn’t you just rip the Empire’s tech wizard for using Wikipedia?

LSIK&T:&#160 Yeah, but at least I used Yahoo! first.&#160 They didn’t have much.

Not that being a Repugnantcan is that far from it at it’s core, but at least most ‘Pug are smart enough to hide it better. Just look at the barely hidden swastika, dipshit.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 I smell a violation of Godwin’s Law here.

LSIK&T:&#160 Trust me, McCool – that’s not a violation of any law you’re smelling.

MERLIN:&#160 Great Honkin’ Cthulu&#153, what did he have for lunch that day?&#160 A garlic-onion-patchouli casserole?

KORRIOTH:&#160 I think it smells rather nice, myself.

LSIK&T:&#160 You would.

I stumbled onto this site as well, and after your comment and link, as an American, I see that I am in enemy territory.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 So now Oregon’s “enemy territory”?

MERLIN:&#160 Given the half-assed excuse-for-government they’ve got up there, that’s the first thing he’s gotten right all day.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Government of the pansy-assed, by the pansy-assed, for the pansy-assed?

LSIK&T:&#160 Give the Klingon a prize.

Do the world and off youself. Take some of you ilk with you. Hope you like it warm, because you’ll be spending quite a bit of time in hell.

Hey, vomit-boy, s’pose you come out from behind your daddy’s hoop skirt, head on down here and give it a try, hm?&#160 Let’s see what a bad-ass you really are, pussy.

KORRIOTH:&#160 You don’t really expect him to come down and get his ass-whipping, do you?

LSIK&T:&#160 Nah.&#160 Hell, I can’t even get’m to come over from the next fuckin’ county – why would I expect a colostomy-bag from Oregon to make it down?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Point.

NEXT:&#160 Part II of this little game.


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One response to “(Old) Comments, we get (old) comments…!”

  1. jbeez says:

    [Radical Redneck, if I really want to deal with a troll right now, I have plenty from Mykki Chickenshit’s Church of the SubTarded from which to choose.

    Thanks for thinking of me, though (grin).&#160 -LSI]

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