Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 9:06
Okay, Denizens, Part Deux of “Rip A New One For The Jackass Who Posted A Comment In An Old Thread” commences here with a post in the same thread as before, this time from someone going under the handle of “GWB”..
MERLIN: Oh, isn’t he just sooooooo clever…???
KORRIOTH: Too clever by half is more like it.
OZY MCCOOL: Really, m’Liege, can we not attract a better class of troll than this?
LSIK&T: (shrug) Eh. Maybe if I were a little more tolerant…
KORRIOTH: SNXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!! Damn, Admrial, how about a spew warning next time?!
MERLIN: You? Tolerant? That’ll be the day…
LSIK&T: Awright, already! You guys can have your 10% raise!
ALL: (raucous cheering)
…who goes on to write
i agree with u sayin u’ve been throwin your vote out for lies u were given…
OZY MCCOOL: What, did e.e. cummings get reincarnated or sum’pin’?
MERLIN: Not unless I was drunk or Lancelot somehow got hold of my eye of newt.
OZY MCCOOL: What does Speaker Gingrich have to do with this…?
KORRIOTH: (thwocks McCool upside the head)
OZY MCCOOL: Ow!
My last hope is Ron Paul cuz if america does not vote for him or if he gets elected and he turns out to be a lier like others also…
KORRIOTH: Oh, Cthulu, not one of them…
MERLIN: Isn’t he the guy that blamed the US for 9/11…?
LSIK&T: Yep, that’s the one. Quite the asshat, isn’t he?
OZY MCCOOL: Can I have what he’s smokin’?
KORRIOTH: Paul or GWB?
OZY MCCOOL: Yes.
LSIK&T: I think I’d rather let you have unfettered access to the Romulan ale…
then base of this country is going to be in a great danger imposed by its own actions… consequences are going to show themselves for EVERYONE in this world not just americans… there will be hard times ahead of us if another lier gets elected to the office this time…!
KORRIOTH: Awright, in the first place – who’s this “lier” to whom this moron’s referring…?
MERLIN: Five’ll get you ten it’s President Bush.
OZY MCCOOL: I suppose he has proof that Bush lied…?
LSIK&T: (shakes head) Ozy, Ozy, Ozy…
KORRIOTH: He’s a fookin’ libtard, fer Gawd’s sake. Have they ever worried about proof???
OZY MCCOOL: (hangs head) Sorry. Shoulda known better.
LSIK&T: Look on the bright side, Oz. Years from now, you’ll be beating your own trainee upside the head…
Kinda like I’d like to do with the fuckwit “GWB”.
Tune in next time for another rousing rendition of “Rip A New One For The Jackass Who Posted A Comment In An Old Thread”!!! Coming soon, I’m sure!