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As you guys probably know by now, I’m rather…dubious…about the intelligence of the average environmental wacko.

MERLIN:&#160 Dubious????

KORRIOTH:&#160 Great Honkin’ Cthulu&#153, you’re positively apopletic&#160 about it!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 “Hell, even McCool’s got more sense than some of these assclowns!!!”

KORRIOTH:&#160 And we wonder about that&#160 sometimes.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 You pothole-headed son of a…

LSIK&T:&#160 Awright, boys.&#160 Did I really say that about you, McCool?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Stardate 64091.5, during the last mission to the Badl…

LSIK&T:&#160 (wincing) Okay, okay, I take it back.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Thank you, m’Lord.

LSIK&T:&#160 From now on, I mean it about McManx.

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 HEY!!!!!!!!

However, it’s been a long time since any of them were this&#160 stupid.

Hundreds of naked people formed a “living sculpture” on Switzerland’s Aletsch glacier Saturday, hoping to raise awareness about climate change.

MERLIN:&#160 I think the only thing they’re doing is raising awareness of how abjectly stupid the environmentalists are.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Did any of them try licking the glacier?

KORRIOTH:&#160 Those would be the ones with their asses high in the air.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 You mean those weren’t Mooselimbs?

The photo shoot by Spencer Tunick, the New York artist famous for his pictures of nude gatherings in public settings worldwide, was designed to draw attention to the effects of global warming on Switzerland’s shrinking glaciers.

“The melting of the glaciers is an indisputable sign of global climate change,” said the environmental group Greenpeace, which co-organized the event.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Why can’t they ever do something like this someplace where it means something?

KORRIOTH:&#160 Where did you have in mind, whelp?

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 How about Antarctica?

LSIK&T:&#160 (raises eyebrows) Merlin, I do believe this boy’s beginning to get the picture.

MERLIN:&#160 (blushing) Thanky, m’Liege.

It said most Swiss glaciers will disappear by 2080 if global warming continues at its current pace.

KORRIOTH:&#160 There goes the tourist trade.

LSIK&T:&#160 They might have to start hosting Summer&#160 Olympics.

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Only if they invite the Swedish Bikini Team.

LSIK&T:&#160 You are&#160 bucking for that promotion, ain’tcha, McCool?

The event, which followed Tunick’s previous shoots in London, Mexico City and Amsterdam, was designed to minimize any impact on the environment, Greenpeace said.

Temperatures during the shoot hovered around 50 degrees.

MERLIN:&#160 Heat wave!!!&#160 Tropical HEAT WAVE!!!!!!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Hot time, summer in the city…

ALL:&#160 …backa my neck gettin’ dirk ‘n pretty…

(Don’t laugh – that’s how it sounds over the radio.&#160

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