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As we launch the first this-one-counts Perfect Football Weekend&#153 of the year, the Department of Ew, Just Ew&#153 alerts us to a charter member of the next generation of the Washington Redskins most well-known group of fans, the Hog-ettes.

A student at Sunset High School arrived for a second time Wednesday morning trying to register for class.

But it’s what 17-year-old Luis Valderamma wears that has created issues with administrators.

He’s a cross dresser, attired Wednesday in capri pants and heels.

“This is how I feel comfortable. This is me,” Valderamma said.

The student was sent home on Monday, but on Wednesday, school officials did allow him to register and attend class.

The DISD would not elaborate on any further agreements about his wardrobe.

“I’m not a distraction. There’s nothing in the rules that says I can’t wear girl clothes,” he said. “I see girls up here with saggy jeans. They come dressed up like boys. That’s going to be a distraction, too.”

Valderamma says he’s willing to compromise somewhat and wear capris instead of skirts.

But he says his choices are limited, as he has already bought his entire girl wardrobe for the school year.

I would pay Honest-To-Cthulu Real Money&#153 if this wussbag would go out for the Sunset football team.&#160

Awright, let’s get to it.&#160 Tonight, the Dallas Cowboys play their last preseason game up in NoBridgeVille Minnesota as they visit the Vikings.&#160 Widdle Terri Owens has already said that the stars are scheduled for “zero snaps” (his words).&#160 Look for a ViQueens win, as the Cowboys get a heavy dose of former OU back Adrian Peterson.&#160 (And, as this game is&#160 preseason, it won’t count in the final PFW tally.)

Also tonight, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls play the role of sacrificial opening-night lamb vs. the 16th-ranked Rutgers Scarlet Knights.&#160 A Vegas gaming site, to which I will hereinafter refer as “Vegas”, has the Scarlet Knights at -32&#189, so as long as the Bulls can keep from getting beat by 47, it’s a win.

In addition, the Bo Pelini-run defense of the #2-ranked LSU Tigers pays a visit to Starkville, MS to feast on Sylvester Croom’s Mississippi State Bulldogs.&#160 ESPN thinks Croom could be fighting to save his job, and LSU’s going to be of no help whatsoever.&#160 The line is LSU -18&#189, and I don’t think it’s going to be that&#160 close.

Friday night, the “hah skrewlers” (a takeoff of a little Rush lingo, there) get back in action – and if it’s the first game of the season, it must be Azle for my (Fort Worth, for you LCs) Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets.&#160 Heights got in the playoffs last year with a losing record (a fact which I chronicled here), and they’re not much better this year, so the playoffs are a remote shot – as will be successful PFWs.&#160

Speaking of sacrificial lambs, the University of North Texas Eagles, under the direction of former Texas high-school coaching phenom Todd Dodge, goes to Norman Saturday evening at 7:00 to get their heads ripped off by #8 Oklahoma.

The line is OU by 40&#189.&#160 Welcome to the NCAA, Todd.&#160

Finally, the 22nd-ranked Texas Christian University Horned Frogs will host the Baylor Bears and former TCU lineman (now Bear coach) Guy Morriss at 5 pm Saturday (this is where His Rudeness&#153 will be screaming his head off for the three hours following).&#160 The story is that all spring & summer, Morriss has talked about nothing else but this game, been preparing for nothing else but&#160 this game.

Trouble is, he did that last year too – and TCU pulled the upset in Waco.

TCU’s starting a freshman at quarterback, however, so this game (as they all will) scares me, even though TCU’s favored by 21.&#160 I will have no&#160 nails by game’s end.&#160 Bank on that.

We’re back Monday or so for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, now&#160 it counts, so let’s hear the trash talk!&#160


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