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Great Honkin’ Cthulu, where has this&#160 team been all season?

at Arlington Heights 28, North Side 16
at Texas Christian 37, New Mexico 0
UBuffalo 28, at Miami (Ohio) 31 (Buffalo covers)
at #5 Oklahoma 42, Texas A&M 14
#3 LSU 41, at #17 Alabama 34
Dallas 38, at Phuckadelphia 17

Arlington Heights got the expected win against the Steers of Little Illegal Mejico North Side.

Now, I thought&#160 they were done for the year, but it turns out they have yet one more game in them.&#160 We’ll talk about it in the next edition.

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UBuffalo actually lead the Redhawks briefly before settling for a halftime tie.&#160 But quarterback Dan Raudabaugh (2 TD passes) and tailback Cory Jones (125 yards rushing) were too much for the Bulls.

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Seriously, did anyone really&#160 think Dennis “The Damn-Near Fired Mercenary” Franchione was going to be able to beat Bob Stoops up in Norman?

Sam Bradford threw five touchdown passes (four to tight end Jermaine Gresham, a school record) as the Sooners pounded the Aggies for three quarters, then took the fourth semi-off and let A&M score a couple.

DeMarco Murry had the other touchdown to go along with his 70 yards.

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Once again, call ’em the Cardiac Cats.

Down by seven with 7½ minutes to play off a 61-yard punt-return TD by Bama’s Javier Arenas and facing 4th & 4, the Tigers tied the game on a 32-yard pass from Matt Flynn to Early Doucet, then safety Chad Jones forced a Tide fumble deep in their own territory, and Jacob Hester scored with a minute and a half left to keep LSU’s national championship hopes alive.

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All during the Sunday night game, Michaels & Madden were making a big deal about Phuckadelphia being the city of Rocky.&#160 The Lincoln Financial Field PA folks even played Survivor’s Eye Of The Tiger&#160 prior to kickoff.

Rocky Balboa, meet Clubber Lang.

The Beagles won the toss, took the opening kickoff – and on the first offensive play from scrimmage, Demarcus Ware blindsided The World’s Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™, Marcus Spears caused Donna McCrabb to cough up the ball, Bradie James recovered, Julius Jones punched it in, and the ‘Boys were on their way.

Phucky did manage to tie it, but the Cowboys would dominate from there.&#160 Romo threw for 324 yards, three touchdowns (one to Widdle Terri Owens, who did his patented Eagle Flap TD dance afterward) and a pick, and Marion The Barbarian ran for one hard-earned touchdown.

The defense harassed Donna all night, sacking him three times, picking him off twice and forcing several more errant throws.

It was so bad for the City of Brotherly Shove that by the 2:00 warning, there were barely 4000 folks left in the Linc – not even enough left to boo Santa Claus.&#160

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Memo to Gary Patterson:&#160 Perhaps, instead of these weird-assed Thursday matchups, you should write 16 days off into your schedule every bloody game.

Denizens, I’m a little pressed for time the last couple of days, so I’ll let Wendell Barnhouse tell you about the Froggies’ unbelieveably dominant win over the Lobos of New Mexico.

For my part, this is the team I’ve been expecting to see all year long – not too cute on offense (the two or three trick plays notwithstanding), but not staid enough to put the TCU faithful to sleep – and a defense that flat-out kicked ass.

Tommy Blake returned for the Frogs, and while he only recorded one tackle (that I knew about), his presence was a boost to the Tadpoles, and they played like it.

Now to keep it up, because it doesn’t get any easier from here.

This week:&#160 6-0 (PFW achieved (4)).&#160 Overall:&#160 41-12.

The PFW will return Thursday, as Texas Christian once again attempts to commit Thursday night hara-kiri. Join me then.

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