Well, we know at least one present won’t make it to my son’s waiting arms this year.
The bear I sent him – one of those little Teddy Snowflake© numbers that his mom’s so damned fond of – got rejected at the door by a “P. Stewart”.
(For the uninitiated, that’s Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Supreme’s fat-assed son-of-a-bitch daddy, Paul Stewart.  Same motherfucker who committed criminal tresspass back in 2003 when he barged into my house, uninvited – the Forney DA convinced me to subsequently drop the charges, something which I shortly thereafter wished I hadn’t done.)
Merry Christmas anyway, Skip.  One day soon, I’ll get to tell you my side of the story – they won’t be able to keep me away from you for your entire life, try though they might.
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