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Halftime score, NFC Championship Game:&#160 at Green Bay 10, NY Football Douchebags 6

Hey, Douchebags!&#160 Not quite&#160 as easy when the other team contests the two-minute drive, is it?&#160

UPDATE:&#160 (Final:&#160 GB 20, Douchebags 13, Fleabag Pissant Zebras 10) Who the fuck carted the New England Pussies’ officiating crew to Green Bay so damned fast?&#160 Where was the illegal contact on the interception on the Pack’s overtime drive?

Now I’m gonna have to do what I’d been dreading – pull for the New England Pussies in the Super Bowl.

Fuck you, NY Douchebags.&#160 Fuck you and the zebras you paid off.

And fuck&#160 Archie Manning.&#160 Someone shoulda cut his dick off after Peyton.

UPDATE the 2nd:&#160 Let’s not mince words here, okay?

The NY Football Douchebags haven’t won shit.&#160 They were handed this game on a fucking silver platter by a half-assed excuse-for-a-zebra crew that had its collective head up its collective ass.

How else are you gonna explain no flag for Cori Webster riding Donald Driver out of the play well past the five-yard contact zone with no flag, but Al Harris draws a pass-interference flag for so much as daring to breathe&#160 on Plaxico the Pansy-Ass?

Roger Goodell, if you don’t push for full-time trained&#160 officiating after the last two weeks of this shit, you are nothing but a little fuckheaded son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch.

And you can fucking quote&#160 me.

F.E.J.F.E.&#160


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9 responses to “Memo to Coach Hairball and the Douchebags”

  1. David Hartung says:

    Spats,

    I would have rather Green Bay won, but I am afraid that I didn’t see the officiating issues you saw. What I did see, was two teams who fought hard and in the end, the Washington kicker finally got one right.

  2. What I did see, was two teams who fought hard and in the end, the Washington kicker finally got one right.

    Are you sure you were even watching the same game? (chuckle)

  3. Robert Huntingdon says:

    Well he was about as effective as the Washington kicker… 😉

    I know you hate the Nu Yuk Tinies… and I’m not exactly a fan of theirs… but I’m still not quite as worked up over the final as you are. I do agree that the officiating could definitely been better, and that towards the end at least things did seem to go a fair bit too much in NY’s favor… but it wasn’t the worst officiating I’d ever seen either. But I definitely agree that they either need to improve GREATLY the training level of the crews or they must MASSIVELY improve the way replay is used (and the amount of it as well).

    I’m not, however, holding my breath for either to happen.

    RH

  4. David Hartung says:

    “What I did see, was two teams who fought hard and in the end, the Washington kicker finally got one right.”

    As I have always said, I am not much of a football fan. 🙂

    At least I understand geopolitical issues. For example, I am well aware the Texas is a small county in western Mississippi! (evil grin)

  5. “small country in western MIssissippi”???

    David David David. You’re forgetting about that State of Corruption and Home of the “gimme my FEMA chek biatch” called Louisiana that happens to be located in western Mississippi BEFORE you get to “God Blessed Texas”.

    And do I need to remind you that we can legally toss out our own “Declaration of Independence” up the street to DC….not to mention we have the industrial infrastructure in place to pull off becoming our own “small county”?????

    Maybe you should have said Mississippi is a small eastern province of the Great Country of Texas!!!!!

  6. Spats,

    GB got ganked, ney “raped”, by the officiating especially in the second half. Better start investigating whether Jimmy Hoffa has been sending payments again to the NFL Officials Union to have the game rigged.

    Here’s a thought…maybe the Mitchell Commission needs to investigate NFL officials using steroids. Heck, them investigating baseball wasn’t enough. They’ve started in on the Left Coast wackos in WhollyWeird, so why not add NFL officials to the list? Cause we all know that steroids can affect judgement and vision.

    Just “somethin’ ta make ya go hmmmmmmmmmmmm”.

  7. David Hartung says:

    “David David David. You’re forgetting about that State of Corruption and Home of the “gimme my FEMA chek biatch” called Louisiana that happens to be located in western Mississippi BEFORE you get to “God Blessed Texas”.”

    Nope, haven’t forgotten them, that’s going to be the new state wide landfill site.

    “And do I need to remind you that we can legally toss out our own “Declaration of Independence” up the street to DC….not to mention we have the industrial infrastructure in place to pull off becoming our own “small county”?????”

    I thought the Yankees made that little point moot?

    General, you are a softy, when I made the above statement to one Janada Oakley, she offered to come to Mississippi and “educate” me! 🙂

  8. David,

    Well Janada can certainly do that if she wishes. She prefers to make use of large quantities of small arms weapons (and that is quite noticeable from her website if I remember correctly), whereas I wil just send a squadron of black, unmarked helicopters to take care of the Mississippi “issue”.

    That’s just the advantage of having air assets like I do…….

  9. David Hartung says:

    “I will just send a squadron of black, unmarked helicopters to take care of the Mississippi “issue”.

    Yeah, I guess that could be messy, so instead of launching your “assets”, just send them to Jackson, and we can all gather at the Time Out(http://www.timeoutcafe.com/), which is owned by my brother, and we can drink beer and tell tall tales?

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