Denizens, it’s been a long couple of days, and I don’t feel like writing tonight, so we go to the Grab-Bag™ and get this gem from the Mothergoose in Denton.  You can find it below the fold.
Enjoy. 
A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear, very angry now, says, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.”
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings.”
The bear goes to the end of the bar and, as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.
The bartender states, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”
The bear says, “I’m NOT on drugs.”
…wait for it…
The bartender says, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”
Ba-dum-chee. 
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Groan. That was plumb horrible Spats.
RH
Glad you approve, sir. 😀
Glad you approve, sir. 😀
Good gawd Almighty….
Which Grab-Bag did you pull that one out of??? The archives from year 1 of the BBS????? Cause that is an embarassment to the graveyard you ressurrected it from.
Someone get me another grog of green beer, I’m needing it after this!!!
Haven’t I always said that that’s what the Grab-Bag™ was?  Stuff from everything I’ve ever been sent – yea, verily, even from Year 1? (snicker)
I will be here all week, though.  Try the veal.  🙂
Haven’t I always said that that’s what the Grab-Bag™ was?  Stuff from everything I’ve ever been sent – yea, verily, even from Year 1? (snicker)
I will be here all week, though.  Try the veal.  🙂