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The Department of How Low Can You Go?&#153 sends us this story about a robbery.&#160 But not just your garden-variety, run-of-the-mill robbery – NoSirreeBob&#153.&#160 This&#160 one has a twist.

Now, the original headline wasn’t terribly informative – something like “gunman robs Pizza Patr&#243n”, I’m thinking, “Dumbass – where’re you gonna spend all those pesos&#160 you make off with…?”

Then I read who the perp was.

A Denton pizza worker said she was surprised when a fellow employee overpowered a would-be robber — and even more surprised by who the bad guy turned out to be.

As Stephanie Martinez was getting money out of a cash drawer, a co-worker, Rudy Sandoval, fought back against the intruder, knocking off his wig and sunglasses.

“He was out on the floor for a good two to three minutes,” Mr. Sandoval told NBC-TV’s “Today” show this morning.

Whe she saw the face behind the wig and dark glasses, “I dropped the money,” Ms. Martinez said. “I said, ‘Don’t hit him again! That’s my dad!’ And he said, ‘What’s he doing here?’ and I said, ‘I don’t know!’ “

Well, I&#160 know, little Stephanie.&#160 Your father is a low-life son-of-a-bitch who didn’t think twice about robbing from his little girl.&#160 He’s one of the piss-poorest excuses for a father that I’ve ever seen – and I know a redheaded girl in East Texas.

Oh, and here’s a picture of the motherfucker, too:

You tell me, Denizens – doesn’t that just scream “illegal alien” to you?

Yeah, go ahead and accuse me of “racial profiling”.&#160 Like I give a shit.&#160 Besides, it says right here:

Witnesses followed the pickup and helped lead police to it, where Mr. Ramirez, Sonia Palacios, 38, and Jose Miguel Martinez, 26, were arrested.

All three have been charged with aggravated robbery. Mr. Ramirez and Ms. Palacios were being held on immigration violations. Mr. Martinez was free on $50,000 bail.

(Emphasis most certainly added.)

Robbing the daughters Americans won’t rob, as it were.

This bastard needs to be given a fair trial, found guilty, had his ugly alien ass sent back across the border – and shot in the back halfway across the bridge.

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