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…a divorce case that ends the right&#160 way

Y’know, Denizens, I’ve made a partial blog-career out of not only throwing Stephanie Dawn Stewart Crager – that is to say, Her Royal Doublewide Bitchiness – under the bus, but then having that bus stomp a mudhole and proceed to walk it dry (a little Jim Ross lingo, there).&#160 The Six Or Seven Of You Who Still Read Me&#153 know that there’s no love lost there.

Be that as it may, I still have to give Steffi credit for one thing:&#160 She ain’t Tricia Walsh-Smith.

For the Uninitiated&#153, this is the blonde-assed bimbo who attempted to try her divorce case in the Court Of Public Opinion&#153, aka YouTube.&#160 (Go look ‘er up yourselves if you want.&#160 This skank makes Angelina Jolie & Amy Winehouse look chaste, and I’m not gonna give her the honor of the linkage.)&#160 The trollop attempted to employ a campaign of character assassination against her husband, Phillip Smith of the Shubert Organization (a theatrical group) by airing her numerous & shrill, screeching grievances on a series of YouTube videos.

But yesterday, a judge gave her act the hook:

Yesterday a Manhattan judge granted Philip Smith, head of the Shubert Organization, a divorce from his wife Tricia Walsh-Smith, who became an internet sensation after making a YouTube video that excoriated her prominent husband for his stash of “Viagra, porn movies, and condoms.”

And poor Steffi thought that me finding out about her backbiting me was scandalous.&#160

The video got over 3 million hits, but the judge was not a fan; yesterday he called it “a calculated and callous campaign to embarrass and humiliate her husband. She has attempted to turn the life of her husband into a soap opera by directing, writing, acting in and producing a melodrama.”

I never thought I’d say this, but there’s actually a blackrobe in the liberal capital of the East Coast – the same city that hosts houses harbors the New York Slimes&#160 – a blackrobe that actually gets it.

Can my heart stand the strain?

The ruling declares the pre-nuptial agreement to be valid and gives Walsh-Smith thirty days to vacate the Park Avenue apartment owned by her husband, who will pay her $750,000. Smith told reporters he’s “happy with the outcome.” His ex-wife, not so much: “I think it’s disgusting,” she said outside the court. “I’m really, really disappointed with the decision. I think it totally sucks. It’s a horrible pre-nup. I’d be better off in Baghdad. Bush is bringing democracy to Iraq. He should bring it to New York.”

Oh, that’s right, you dumb-assed Cupid Stunt&#153:&#160 Blame it on Bush.&#160 Hell, it works for everything else, from high gas prices to my granny’s bunions – why not this?&#160

Walsh-Smith has vowed to live in a tent in Central Park while her lawyers appeal, but the improved Wi-Fi in Bryant Park might make that park the better choice for uploading her next video.

As long as she’s someplace where the pigeons can shit nonstop on her, I don’t think I’d mind a bit.

F.H.J.F.H

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