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We interrupt our vacation from posting to inform the Realm&#153 of a WITY.

Seems that I managed to piss off a Young Skull Full Of Mush&#153 with my post on those who thought that the words “seniors who did not pass all portions of the TAKS cannot graduate” didn’t apply to them. (I think it was the Kendra Rainey mentioned in the original story, but she didn’t leave her last name, so…)

Denizens, I must say – here, more than anything, is a picture-perfect People’s Exhibit Number One&#153 of precisely that to which I was referring.&#160 If these comments don’t tell you everything you need to know about the abject stupidity of the products of our current education system…then nothing will.

(UPDATE:&#160 We’ll also ignore, for the moment, that Kendra was too stupid to post her comment in the correct thread, but anyway…)

Okay, you little twat.&#160 Ready for your English lesson?

Hey let me tell you something you little ignorant- ass bastard

First, it’s “Hey, let me…”, not “Hey let me…”

Second, it’s “ignorant-assed”, not “ignorant- ass”

Third:&#160 5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr, #712, Dallas.&#160 Anytime you wanna come get in my face with your bullshit, bring it on.&#160 Let’s see what it gets you, bitch.

i challenge you to take

The personal pronoun “I” is always capitalized.&#160 It also qualifies as the first letter in a sentence, which is also always capitalized.

the TAKS since you are so freakin

Even if you’re (oh, and do note the correct&#160 usage of the contraction “you are”, if you please) using colloquial English…

…uh, “colloquial” isn’t too big of a word for you, is it…?

…the word “freakin” should have an apostrophe on the end thereof, to denote the intentional dropping of the letter g.

smart and know everything.

Everything?&#160 No.&#160 But more than you, apparently.

And for your info hip hop music has nothing to do with a test dumb ass

A “test dumb ass”?&#160 What’s a “test dumb ass”?&#160 Do you mean, as opposed to a real&#160 dumb ass?

(re-reads) Ohhhhhhhhh…I get it.&#160 You forgot to place a comma between the words “test” and “dumb”.&#160 Yet another red mark for you, Kendra, sweetie.

As for the correlation between hip-hop music (as opposed to “hip hop music”) having nothing to do with a test…ever heard the saying “garbage in, garbage out”?&#160 Look it up sometime.

and thank you so much for being so ignorant

In the first place…at this point, you’re guilty of a major run-on sentence – yet another English error.&#160 You have quite the collection now, do you not?

Secondly – “ignorant”?&#160 You’re the one making all the English miscues – miscues that would get you laughed out of any university-level English class – and you call me&#160 “ignorant”?&#160 ROFL!!!!

because if you actually read our GOOD ASS DALLAS MORNING NEWSPAPER

First off – “good-assed”, not “good ass”.&#160 Or has the Dallas Morning News&#160 (the actual name of the “GOOD ASS DALLAS MORNING NEWSPAPER”) suddenly gone the way of the Sun&#160 and started posting Page Three girls?

you would of noticed

“Would of”???&#160 “Would of???”&#160&#160 Which DISD teacher taught you that&#160 bullshit?&#160 Please&#160 tell me so I can bring it to Superintendent Hinojosa’s attention and have that moron fired!

that we haven’t flunked and are still going to college.

So much for academic standards.

Ha! Laugh on that BITCH!!!!!!!!!

Come say it to my face, ho’. (snicker)

Denizens?&#160 WITY?


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3 responses to “Comments, we get comments…!”

  1. Sounds like Kendra The Pouty Prentice Princess needs to go back to school…First Grade, to be exact. 12 years have been obviously wasted on her.

    –TwoDragons

  2. tweell says:

    My seven year old granddaughter does better than this high school ‘graduate’.

  3. Old grouchy says:

    Well! Congratulations, Kendra, on outsmarting the system, and graduating in spite of the TAKS. Oh, wait! The TAKS was designed to ensure that you got an education, the first step toward a better life and proving wrong all those bigots who think a young black person can’t make it on his/her own. I hope you’re proud of yourself. I hope your parent(s) is/are proud of you too. Good luck in life, with your bad attitude to match your poor “edjumicashun.” Maybe you can find someone to sue for your shortcomings, and never have to actually work or achieve anything. Way to outsmart us all!

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