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For those of you who have been keeping up on the medal counts, maybe you should change what you’re keeping track of. Like the number of LIES and FALLACIES that the Chinese are pulling right in front of the TV cameras.

For starters, the opening ceremony had loads of fakes. From the fake fireworks to a lip-syncing singer. It’s bloody hilarious when govermental coverup is so blatantly obvious on such a large scale.

But wait, it’s gets better. Much better!!!!

If you were one of the dozens or so people that DVR’d the opening ceremony, check out this story, then check it out for yourself. If you didn’t DVR the ceremony, then you gotta read that story! Here’s a snippit:

Well, this is just perfect. At the exact moment Li Ning was rounding the lip of the Bird’s Nest during the amazing torch-lighting climax, someone snapped this photo of our good friend the BSOD nestled among the Nest’s steel twigs.

What’s more is….retired Microsoft big man himself, Billy-Boy Gates was in attendance there at the ceremony. No word on any comment from Gates-y boy that I’ve found so far. But as you’ll remember, Billy-boy has some history with that particular “malfunction“.

Here’s the video if’n you want to reminisce:

And now the latest fake appears to be with the Chinese “women’s” gymnastic team. Or should we say “little girl’s” and not women’s. Seems that the Chinese, given their supposed mastery of things like simple math, don’t know the difference between 16 and 13. Even worse, it looks like the IOC is gonna give a pass on this atrocity…..much like the lame-swine media has passed on digging up the dirt on Breck Boy.

Anyone wanna guess what’s gonna get faked next by the Chinese?

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2 responses to “China, the “Milli Vanilli” of Olympic host countries”

1. David Hartung says:

   August 15, 2008 at 5:46 pm

   Spats,

   I know that you are busy with the Shelliak, but is it possible to put a login option on the main page?

   About the Chicoms.

   The could care less about what the west of the world thinks, and for at least as long as the IOC is in Beijing, they will say nothing. China is known to be a bully, and the IOC folks are not known to be equipped with overly large male equipment.

   I suppose that it is possible that the IOC will take action after they Olympicds are over, but i won’t hold my breath.

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2. Supreme General Rayegun says:

   August 15, 2008 at 8:49 pm

   David,

   {incoming subspace communication from Southern Command HQ}

   Spats is currently out of comminucator range dealing with some “mop up” operations on the Shelliak homeworld, so I’m going to answer for him.

   There currently is a login link at the bottom of the left-hand sidebar. Look for the “Meta” heading.

   We’ll get that link moved up above the fold some time this weekend (hopefully). It’s on the illustrious “to-do” list.

   As for the IOC and the fakery that the host country is pulling….ain’t holdin’ my breath neither.

   We’ll just need to wait and see if Team USA and any other countries decide to request formal medal retractions for all Chinese rules violations. I certainly can see Team USA doing so, especially in the gymnastics area. Time will tell.

   and the IOC folks are not known to be equipped with overly large male equipment.

   THAT sir is an understatement of galactic proportions!!!

   {subspace communication link terminated}

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