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(NOTE:  Cross-posted over at the Rott – will show up later today.)
LC Marcus has alerted us to a Loony Leftist Libtard™ named Michael “Po’ Widdle Mikey” Cortese, who fancies himself some sort of Mostest Leftest Reverend of the Church of the SubGenius. (We note, for the record, that the term “SubGenius” technically means “a level underneath genius” – and, since “half-assed, pathetic, brain-dead fucking lunatic loser moron” is a level under “genius”, we supposed that the “Revvvv’rnnnnnd M’yker’uuuuuuu”, as he’s wont to be called, is technically correct.
Just sayin’, is all.)
Anyway, we were advised that this Lame-Assed Leftard Loser™, in the words of Marcus, “talks big about his M-1 carbine and dares “wingnuts” to take him on” – so were were obliged to go have a look and see if, indeed, we finally had a worthy adversary to issue a “CSITMF” challenge – or if we had just another limp-dicked weasel whose balls were papier-maché.
We were pointed to this toxic-wasteland website to get a gander at what we were up again.  The stench was overwhelming, to be sure, but it wasn’t too bad if one held one’s nose.
After a little wading through putrid sludge and snooping around, we came upon this bleat.  We’ll fisk it some other time, but I found one paragraph where Our Hero (*cough*) throws down and dares us to take him on – physically.
3. Bring it on. In the immortal words of Han Solo, I’d prefer a straight fight to all this sneaking around. This, unfortunately, isn’t as risk-free as anonymous harassment. In fact, it would require a minor modification in the physiology of the stereotypical keyboard warrior. Specifically, it would require a pair of balls to drop into their otherwise empty nut sacks.
Obviously I don’t expect anyone to actually do anything like that. That would break the creed of the cowardly scumbag. You’ll notice that the people most prone to advocating violence are the least prone to actually do it themselves. The only motivation anyone would have for posting someone’s personal information on the net, along with a slanderous aside or two, is out of expectation that some minion will do the work for them.
You could almost see my eyes grow to the size of saucepans. (grin)
So, I wrote this turdbucket and issued the standard challenge:
That can be arranged, you know.
5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr, #712
Dallas, TXYou wanna call me a “Christian Fascist”? A “wingnut”? A “cowardly scumbag”? Come call me those things to my face.
Ready when you are, chickenshit.
Even signed my real name to it, just to let him know I was serious.
Ever the Welshing Weasel™, Our Intrepid Coward answered thusly:
Can be, or will you be taking the lead and/or the bus from the Texas Reich?
I suspect not.
However, I will be more than happy to post your email on site with a java scripted clock to measure how long it takes you to get around to Arlington, VA. Most likely I will also be posting your hysterically amusing, cowardly scumbag Christian fascist weaseling with directions to your home. Which is fun too.
In a subsequent email, he says this:
Yes, and your emails will end up on my site complete with your “cowardly scumbag Christian fascist weaseling” as predicted. Should you ever work up the nerve to make a trip out to VA and make good on your talk, let me know. Until them, I tremble in fear at your awesome power behind the keyboard.
Pussy.
So, basically, he invites me to come up to Arlington, VA (note that he doesn’t say exactly where  in Arlington), while not bothering to mention that he doesn’t really want to come down here.
In other words – he’s just another needle-dicked little wanker who talks real big, but doesn’t have the cojones  to back it up.
Why are we not surprised?
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20 responses to “Yet another chickenshit who can’t back up his big words”
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People power will bring peace (and put the Bush regime on trial in the Hague)!
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haha
I do that all the time to a certain loony that comes around my blog.
People power is already bringing down socialism and liberalism, and terrorism is falling nicely as well …
Brad, when will you recognize that when you leftist whackjobs refer to the “people” you’re actually talking about the government? hmm??
RWR
OK. So I went to this freaks site and I can’t believe his liberal bullshit. you should totally go fight him! He’s such a pussy he wont go to Texas like a man…Ha! show him up for all his big talk.
See, Amber, that’s what I find curious.
This chickenshit makes a lot of noise about “bring it on”…then, when he’s provided an address to show that his pecker & balls are at the very least  as large as a ball bearing…he won’t come down here.
OH, BUT HE’LL COME DOWN TO TENNESSEE, BAH GAWD!!! (Oops, sorry – a little WWE™ Jim Ross-ism, there)
So, he’ll come to Tennessee, but not to Texas?  Anyone else figure out now why I don’t think the pansy-ass is serious?
Perhaps someday, Amber, I’ll actually go see his skanky ass.  But I’ll go unannounced, just so the wet spot in his Underoos™ is that much bigger. (snicker)
Until then, ol’ Wussy Boy knows where he can find me.
Hey, Spats – I just checked the national phone directory, and the only Michael Cortese listed for all of Virginia is located in the next town over from Arlington.
Kinda like giving a Dallas address whan you live in Fort Worth; about 5 – 10 miles difference, as I recall.
Farkin’ Coward
You, sir, afforded full opportunity to back up your rhetoric with action, have decided that the cowards aproach was superior. You are a poor poor man.
Further, you ask us all to find sympathy for you when relinquishing all ties to your son, based on your fear of the ex-wife’s lawyers. You are a coward, sir, and I know that your deletion of this comment will prove that to be the case. Seriously, what kind of man gives up his child as a tactic to spite his ex-wife? Do you honestly think this boy will want anything to do with you in the future? You are deluded, sir. Your boy will see you for the pantywaist that much of the websphere sees you as now … you are despicable.
You had the chance to silence an evil Democrat, and you waffled. Where is your honor now?
Come say that to my face, chickenshit.
5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr, #712
Dallas, TX.
Any time you want, asshole.  I’ll be waiting.
Amen Dr. Pepper.
If someone were smart, the challenge laid out would make a great little documentary, and both sides could equally share any profits that may come from it (of course, something should go to Vockerman for being a top notch negotiator that reveals who truly is the coward in all this tomfoolery).
I’d buy it. 😉
Ignore those moonbat douchebags Lord Spatula. You’ve got this “Reverend” buttboy dead to rights. It’s not your fault if he’s too pussy to follow up on his bullshit by facing the people he’s talking shit about!
Keep up the great work. Someone needs to keep these chickenshits in their place!
You are a coward. No matter how you spin it, you’re a coward. The ONLY way you can prove otherwise is by meeting this lib in Tenn.
Seriously, what kind of man gives up his child as a tactic to spite his ex-wife? Do you honestly think this boy will want anything to do with you in the future?
I’m still waiting for an answer to the questions, tough guy. You failed to pay child support, cravenly blaming it on lawyers instead of your own stupid anger, and then ran like a little dog when you had to face the music of parenthood. Yup, a tough talkin’ pompous windbag like you is just the model of a perfect father. You know what, I’m betten’ dollars to donuts that your ex-wife (or a friend) is takin’ screenshots of your humiliating spew, and will show them to the kid when he’s old enough. And I’m sure that will more than inspire to find his poppa, who has major issues. Ya’ see, that’s how personal responsibility works, or don’t you believe in taking responsibility for your actions, and facing the consequences?
As to saying these things to your face, dude, you don’t have the first clue how the internet works. You see, I didn’t only say these things in front of you, I said them in front of the whole fricken world. Now what you gonna’ do about it? Demand that I spend my time and money so that you can attempt to save face? No, no, no, little big man. It’s time for personal responsibility again. You want to make this physical, you quit quivering behind your little security gate, you haul your fat ass up to Montana, where the real men live. Hell, in fine Montana tradition, after you wake up when I knock your ass out, I might just buy you a beer.
Or, you could accept the challenge already on your plate, and do the right thing. Go to Nashville. But I think it’s pretty obvious that you’ve already made your choice. You’re gonna stay behind your little safety gate, relying on the support of those who secretly admit to themselves that you really are a cowardly pain in the ass who talks a swell fight, but can’t do nuthin’. Enjoy your life, tough guy.
hahahaha
Lord Flatula finally gets called out on his “come to Texas” bullshit and he shrinks away like a little bitch.
Big surprise, you are a fake-ass tough guy who has his hands full battling your king-sized turds.
wimp.
To the Liberal Fart-Sniffers infesting this thread:
In your breathless rush to condemn a man I have met in person and know to be an incredibly good person, you have taken it upon yourself to “educate” this man by taking the lowest path and attacked him as a parent, using his child.
Congratulations.
Congratulations for showing yourselves to be the classless, spineless fucksticks you accuse Spats of being. Congratulations on reducing yourselves to nothing more than the waste ejected from the lowest form of protozoan life in the foulest sewer of the world. No matter how fancy your words or how smart you think you are, you are nothing. You are pathetic. You are dog-worms on a pile of festering turds.
You do NOT know the full story concerning Spats and his ex-wife. You do NOT know the processes that went on in that dispute. Nor do you know the story behind the initial divorce. And you most certainly do NOT, I repeat, NOT know the story behind why he was forced to give up custody of his child.
It is a pain that burns him terribly every day. Something I’m sure you petty flint-hearted little bastards are probably amused by, I’m sure. But that’s no worry for either Spats or any of us who care for him, because we do not live or die by the opinions of a bunch of sniveling puddles of rat-vomit like yourselves. Needless to say, Spats has pulled himself up from the pavement, and lives in the hope that someday he WILL see his son again. He is a patient man.
And he is a hundred thousand times a better human being than any of you worthless sacks of skin could ever hope to be. Only gutless cowards hiding behind the comfortable anonymity of the Internet laugh at a person for losing their child.
I hope you’re proud of yourselves, losers.
–TwoDragons
Dragons, aren’t you just the fricken genious! After all, only a genious could make sense of pointing out that we don’t know the coward “Spats”, and yet you claim to know our lives oh so very well.
Here’s what we do know: We know everything that Mr. Crager posted online, including his wimpy attempts to burn his ex-wife with Google (how stupid is that?), his own admission that he wouldn’t pay child support (or is it not responsible to pay for your own kid?), we know that he keeps posturing as a tough guy when he can’t even face his own responsibilities. And now you want to tell us all how noble he is? Show some proof … any proof!
You see that’s the way the internet works. You post your bullshit online, and take the consequences from people you don’t know. You get that, right genious?
“It is a pain that burns him terribly every day.”
Good. It should. Were talking about a guy who threatens violence to any who disagree with him as if A) he actually could follow through, and B) As if he is above reproach or challenge. Get a grip, 2Dragons. I’ve read your comments here and at other sites, and I’ve never considered you truly stupid until now. He wants a fight? It’s on, baby. All this little dipstick can do now is ban me and delete my comments; but as you’ve obviously clarified, my words will stick with him for a long time. Your right that that makes me happy, because I win the fight. THat’s the violence that he claims to adore, but can’t even stomach. Get it yet?
And be fair. The only commenter here who brought up his cowardly actions concerning his kid was me. No one else should have to take your abuse. But I think it’s pretty obvious that not a one of you tough talking Texans could ever be fair. Don’t mess with Texas, they cheat.
I’m still waiting for you to come out from behind that moose you’re humping and say it to my face, fuckhead.
You’re reeeeeeeeeeeeal brave all the way up there in Billings, Montana, hiding behind a computer screen, wussy-boy.  Just like your little honey Cortese – too cowardly to do anything but spew your verbal diarrhea and show the world what a lame-assed fairy you are.
(click, click) G’bye, chump.  Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.  I paid a lot for that door.
Oh, look who’s talking.  Hell, wuss, you’re closer to here than all the rest of ’em!  C’mon up and be a hero!!!
Ooooooops – almost forgot.  You’ve already been invited once and chickened out.  Just like your honeyboy Cortese, eh, chump?
geez, so much nonsense. As a mental healtrh coynselor I recommend you just stop, just cease this juvenile back and forth nonsense. You two ****s are performing the 100,567th dance of this old rehashed “come say that to my face” routine. Ah the internet, you already have your own forum to voice your own unedited opinions about whatever you wish for all that agree with you to see. Can that not be enough?
This is not a healthy adult mindset, by all this interaction I would assume you both are about 12 and pretend you are older.
Liberal or conservative you are all immature and really need something else to devote your time and energy towards.
I recommend volunteering-
As someone who is laughing at your ignorance, I recommend learning how to use a spellchecker.
(Yes, I know it’s a dead thread but I couldn’t resist. *grin*)
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