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Denizens, it’s been a One-Legged Man&#153 day, so here’s something from the ol’ Grab-bag&#153.

I think you’ll like this one.&#160 Spew warnings and all that, mkay?


Subject: A wedding story

For anyone who feels they’ve been invited to too many weddings lately, have a laugh. This is actually true. It was in a local newspaper in South Carolina and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride’s and groom’s families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming, bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone’s chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said that this was his gift and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each envelope was an 8X10 photo of his best man having sex with the bride. He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.

After he stood there and watched the people’s reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, “F**K you!”. He turned to his bride and said, “F**K you too!” Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, “I’m out of here!”

He had the marriage annulled the first thing that Monday morning.

While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway, as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge:

1. Making the bride’s parents pay over $32,000 for 300 guests for a wedding and reception.

2. Letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and best of all, trashing the bride’s and best man’s reputation in front of all of their friends and their entire families.

This Guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might see one of those MasterCard “Priceless” commercials out of this?

Elegant wedding for 300 family and guests – – $32,000
Photographers for the wedding – – $3,000
Deluxe Honeymoon accommodations in Maui for 2 weeks – – $8,500
The look on everyone’s faces after seeing a photo of the Bride and Best Man having sex – – PRICELESS!

ROFL.&#160

UPDATE:&#160 According to Snopes, this is yet another urban legend.

What The Hell&#153.&#160 It’s funny anyway. (grin)


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