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The general consensus was that Vice President Cheney, what with his ongoing health problems and all, would retire from public office after the second Bush term.

But now I tend to think we need to get a few “Draft Cheney” parties organized.

In a page from the Alec Baldwin book, “Tantrums Featuring Promises I Have No Intentin Of Keeping”, Perennial Petrified Puckish Pest™ Helen Thomas vowed to off herself were the Veep to run for the top spot.

Veteran reporter Helen Thomas, the “dean of the White House press corps,” says she would not be able to live if Vice President Cheney were to run for the highest office.

“The day I say Dick Cheney is going to run for president, I’ll kill myself,” she told The Hill newspaper. “All we need is one more liar.”

Oh, Helen, ya big tease.  Say you’re not kidding – say you mean it.  Please???

Run, Dick, run!!!

3 Comments to “Run, Dick, Run!!!”

  1. Alan K. Henderson — July 29, 2005 @ 1:54 am

    So who should be the running mate?

    - Condi Rice
    - Donald Rumsfeld
    - Karl Rove
    - Bill Frist
    - Victor Davis Hanson
    - An obscure housewife who lost her home to eminent domain

  2. republicanuk — July 29, 2005 @ 10:28 am

    This is the only means this withered old bat has available to her to TEASE the public.

  3. LC Wil — July 29, 2005 @ 12:03 pm

    If I can find her e-mail addy, will you publish it so we can ALL send fake announcements from the RNC to her?

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