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This brief edition of the Perfect Football Weekend starts by noting that Donna McCrabbs, The World’s Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever&#153, got his ass benched in a loss to the Baltimore Ravens last Sunday.

Breaks our ever-lovin’ heart, it does.&#160

Now, it says here that Donna will start tonight against the Arizona Cardinals, but this humble scribe (*cough*) says that the writing’s on the wall for Fat-Assed Wilma’s Campbell Chunky Soup&#169-eating baby boy.

Memo to backup Kevin Kolb:&#160 Start warming up now.

On to the PFW.&#160 TCU’s done until the bowl, but I still have four teams in the hunt.

As you know, it’s the annual Thanksgiving Day game in Dallas today.&#160 This year, the Seahags of Seattle and their excuse-for-a- running back, Jewels Jones, come a-callin’ to Texas Stadium in that venue’s final-ever Turkey Day classic.&#160 Seattle’s 2-10, so normally I wouldn’t worry about this one – but they have Matt Hasselbeck, and Dallas…well…Dallas has that secondary.

Sigh.

My dessert tomorrow will be my fingernails.

Friday, Turner Gill’s UBuffalo Bulls have what I think is their&#160 last game until bowl season when they host Kent State.&#160 I don’t think we’d need the SpatulaLine&#153, even if we still had it – I think the Bulls win this with relative ease.

Also Friday, Bo Pelini’s Nebraska Cornhuskers are an 18-point favorite at home against the woeful Colorado Buffaloes.&#160 This’ll be closer than UBuff-Kent State, but as long as Joey Ganz can hit the broad side of a barn, NU shouldn’t have too much trouble.

Saturday is Bedlam Day&#153 in the state of Oklahoma, as the third-ranked Sooners pay a visit to Sweetwater to take on the 11th-ranked Oklahoma State Cowboys.

Now, in theory, since Texas Tech destroyed Okie State, then in turn got demolished by OU, this shouldn’t be close.&#160 But Vegas has the Sooners only as a seven-point road favorite, so let’s at least see the first half before making any predictions.&#160 I think OU will win, to be sure, but I’m not gonna bet the farm, if you know what I mean.

Assuming our heads aren’t still overdosing on L-tryptophan from all the turkey, we might have the recap for you Sunday.&#160 Then again, as you already know, this scribe’s on vacation, so I’ll get to it when I bloody well feel like it.&#160

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