Yes, Denizens - I know it's Cafe Press. Yes, I know that they're a liberal-owned company. Yes, I'm aware that the quality of their garments may not be quite as good as ThoseShirts.com.
But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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On this thread on the Rott, I opined that any woman who showed me  a doghouse like that would get this in response:
“You and what army?”
But the Comment Of The Day™ in that thread goes to LC gahayz, who submitted this:
Q: “Honey do these slacks make my ass look big?”
A: “No dear, it’s your ass makes them look too small. Why don’t you try buying clothes that fit?
Q: “Honey do these shoes make my feet look big?”
A: “No, your feet are big. Or is there some
other reason you’ve been wearing my sno-boots?”
Q: “Did you forget our Anniversary?”
A: “Damn right. Why would I want to remember the day that ruined my life?”
Q: “Why didn’t you get me anything for Mother’s Day.?”
A “You ain’t my mother.”
Q: “Why did’t you get me anything for my birthday?”
A “Because you’ve been 32 for the last five years.”
Q: “Why don’t you work more overtime?”
A: “I want the time with you.”
AA: “But we need the money.”
6 months later:
Q: “Why are you always at work?”
A: “You said we needed the money.”
AA: “But you’re never here *sob*”.
Q: “Why do you spend so much time at the “Wayside”?
A: “Because you’re here.”
Q: “Why don’t you ever take me fishing?”
A: “Because I go fishing for peace and quiet.”
Q: “Why don’t you love me anymore?”
A: “Because you’ve ruined my life, and I can’t stand the sight of you.”
Q: “Do you want a divorce?”
A: “Yes.”
a few days later
“I’m leaving you”
“Good.”
“I found someone else.”
“Poor bastard. Give him my regards, for saving my life.”
clump!clump!clump! *slam* *tinkle* *clatter*
“Jaysus, bitch, ya could’ve left the glass in the door.”
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- It helps, though, if you have Microsoft Internet Explorer
set about 1024x7681280x1024 with your Favorites windowactivated on the leftdeactivated. (At least until I can get a better handle on how WordPress works.)
(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
Mozilla Firefox doesn't do too badly, either; in fact, it's His Rudeness' browser of choice. -
You can use
Nutscrape,
if you so desire - but why in blazes would you want to use a browser from a company that had to hide behind Janet El Reño's skirt to be successful?
And don't even get me started on Opera or Chrome. I'm not about to trust any browser that won't let me change its color scheme.
Solution.
Uh, where were you last week?  I blogged this already. 