[SCENE:  Realm™ spacedock, where ISS Pegasus  floats quietly in a maintenance hangar.
Cut to interior view:  Engineering.  Lieutenant Cmdr. Ozymandias McCool and his engineering staff – which consist primarily of an overworked Jawa, three Ewoks and two pair of Bynars – are putting the finishing touches on installation of a new warp core.
The Engineering doors open and we see Admiral Darth Venomous and Captain Korrioth stride in, making a beeline for McCool.]
OZY MCCOOL (loudly):  ADMIRAL ON DECK!!!
VENOMOUS:  At ease.  McCool, report.
OZY MCCOOL:  Installation of warp core complete, m’lord; we’re performing the final quality checks now.  We will begin testing and calibration in three hours.
VENOMOUS:  Excellent, Commander, excellent.  Submit a timetable for testing the new transwarp drive to the captain upon completion.
OZY MCCOOL:  (nods) Aye, sir.
VENOMOUS:  Korrioth, you will render whatever assistance the commander needs with fine-tuning the intermix settings.  I went through enough wormholes the last time, understood?
KORRIOTH:  Understood clearly, Admiral.  (throwing a wolfish grin McCool’s way)
VENOMOUS:  Without  the painstick, Captain.
[The look of extreme disappointment & angst is written all over Korrioth’s face.]
KORRIOTH:  (grunt)
…
Denizens, I’ll be taking the Big Box™ down shortly to install a new SATA-type solid-state hard drive.  Not that you guys will notice anything, but I’ll be slightly more incommunicado than usual.
ThatIsAll™.
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