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[SCENE:  Realm™ spacedock, where ISS Pegasus  floats quietly in a maintenance hangar.

Cut to interior view:  Engineering.  Lieutenant Cmdr. Ozymandias McCool and his engineering staff - which consist primarily of an overworked Jawa, three Ewoks and two pair of Bynars - are putting the finishing touches on installation of a new warp core.

The Engineering doors open and we see Admiral Darth Venomous and Captain Korrioth stride in, making a beeline for McCool.]

OZY MCCOOL (loudly):  ADMIRAL ON DECK!!!

VENOMOUS:  At ease.  McCool, report.

OZY MCCOOL:  Installation of warp core complete, m’lord; we’re performing the final quality checks now.  We will begin testing and calibration in three hours.

VENOMOUS:  Excellent, Commander, excellent.  Submit a timetable for testing the new transwarp drive to the captain upon completion.

OZY MCCOOL:  (nods) Aye, sir.

VENOMOUS:  Korrioth, you will render whatever assistance the commander needs with fine-tuning the intermix settings.  I went through enough wormholes the last time, understood?

KORRIOTH:  Understood clearly, Admiral.  (throwing a wolfish grin McCool’s way)

VENOMOUSWithout  the painstick, Captain.

[The look of extreme disappointment & angst is written all over Korrioth's face.]

KORRIOTH:  (grunt)

Denizens, I’ll be taking the Big Box™ down shortly to install a new SATA-type solid-state hard drive.  Not that you guys will notice anything, but I’ll be slightly more incommunicado than usual.

ThatIsAll™.




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