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[SCENE:&#160 Realm&#153 spacedock.&#160 ISS Pegasus&#160 has just returned from a shakedown voyage to test its new warp core.

In the bay, 750 kellicams off the port bow sits the Realm’s&#153 newest vessel and soon-to-be flagship, Titanic.]

Yeah, I’ve got a certain flair for the foreboding.&#160 Sue me.&#160

[On the bridge of Pegasus, Admiral Darth Venomous is admiring the Kahless-class Dreadnaught as it fills the forward viewscreen]

VENOMOUS:&#160 As Kirk once said, “My friends, the great experiment”.

MERLIN:&#160 One hopes this vessel fares better than her namesake.

VENOMOUS:&#160 It should, Wizard.&#160 There are no icebergs where we’re taking her.

KORRIOTH:&#160 So you’re saying we’re not going hunting for Algore?

ALL:&#160

[Suddenly, the ship rocks violently as the lights wink out.&#160 The red-alert klaxon can be heard going off in the background.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 What the f…?!?!

VENOMOUS (towards intercom:&#160 Engineering!&#160 Ozy, what’s going on down there…?!&#160 [No answer.]&#160 OZY!!!!&#160 Korrioth, get down there and–

OZY MCCOOL (over intercom):&#160 Engineering to Bridge!&#160 We’ve got containment field failure down here!&#160 All the power couplings have blown and I have coolant leak everywhere!!!&#160 I estimate three-and-a-half minutes until a warp core breach!!!

VENOMOUS:&#160 Shit!&#160 RED ALERT!!!&#160 All hands to escape pods!!&#160 ABANDON SHIP!!!

(To be continued…)


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