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(Hat tip Lucianne.)

The Department of It’s About Time!!! has submitted for our review this piece about a police department that has zero problem actually doing&#160 its duty.

In this case, serving the people – by shutting “Shitcan” Shee-hag the hell up. (snicker)

First, we’ll start with the title of the piece:

NYPD Unplugs Cindy Sheehan
City’s Finest pulls move even Bush wouldn’t have tried

That’s right&#160 – and that’s one of the reasons why Bush’s poll ratings are in the toilet Right About Now&#153.&#160 The guess from here is that, were he to forcefully accost the Crawford Ditch Bitch&#153, and tell her to STFU, his numbers would jump a minimum 25 points.

Cindy Sheehan may be the Rosa Parks of the anti-war movement. But that didn’t stop members of the New York Police Department from marching into the crowd of about 150 people gathered in Union Square Monday to hear her speak and yanking away the microphone.

The NYPD pulled the plug just as Sheehan was calling on the audience not to lose heart in the fight to end the war in Iraq.

She was probably grating on their ears, too.&#160 The only difference is that they’re a lot less tolerant of bullshit than we are down here.

“We get up every morning, and every morning we see this enormous mountain in front of us,” said Sheehan, speaking on behalf of the other parents and family members of fallen soldiers who have taken up the crusade to bring the troops home.

“We can’t go through it, we can’t go under it, so we have to go over it,” she continued, just as the cops rushed the makeshift podium.

Somehow, I get the feeling that the author of this piece – a trollop whose name isn’t really even worth remembering – wanted to paint the picture of white-armored Imperial stormtroopers running at top speed towards Princess Leia, knocking her down, handcuffing her and frog-marching her down to HQ for “interrogation”.

Not that that would’ve been a bad thing in the case of St. Cindy of the Drainage Ditch – in fact, it would have amused us greatly.

Police dragged away Paul Zulkowitz, a.k.a. Zool, an organizer with “Camp Casey NYC,” the small encampment that he and other activists set up a month ago in Union Square in solidarity with Sheehan’s vigil outside President Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas. The New York branch existed much to the ire of the city’s Parks Department. Today, Zulkowitz was arrested for failing to obtain a sound permit—a charge that normally warrants no more than a summons.

They’d probably gotten tired of his act.&#160 And just because such an offense “normally warrants no more than a summons”, that doesn’t always&#160 mean it does.&#160 And to see an asshole like Tool Zool be thrown into the paddy wagon warms this correspondent’s heart but good.

Moments earlier, Zulkowitz had been chastising Parks officials for refusing to grant a permit to the encampment, and accusing the police of trying to harass the antiwar protest away. Contrasting the liberal Big Apple with the hostile environs Sheehan faced in Crawford, Zulkowitz told the crowd: “You would think that here in New York City, at Union Square—our Hyde Park—you would think that we would little difficulty having a 24-hour vigil to oppose the war. In fact, we’ve had two arrests and eight summonses and endless harassment from the police for doing what we do.”

The Constitution guarantees you the right to freedom of speech.&#160 The Constitution does not&#160 mandate that the government pay for the podium & microphone.&#160 “Shitcan” and her fellow Shee-hags might do well to get that through the fecal matter occupying the space between their ears.

As the activists hustled away Sheehan and the other family members on the Bring Them Home Now tour, an enraged crowd of about 50 people stormed after the police, chanting, “Shame! Shame!”

While wringing their hands in well-rehearsed angst and effecting major pouts on all their faces, I imagine. (snicker)

Meanwhile Iraq war veteran and now peace activist Jeff Key played “God Bless America” on his trumpet.

Excuse me?&#160 “God&#160 Bless America”???&#160 That’s a religious song!!!!!&#160 Where’s the Wrong Reverend Barry Lynn and the rest of the Demoscum when you need them?&#160 I mean, if word of this gets out, it might offend&#160 St. Shitcan’s “freedom fighters”!!!

“Since when can’t you talk out here in Union Square?” demanded an Upper West Side social worker who identified herself as Quha

…obviously afraid that someone in City Hall might take notice and wean her off the public teat, were she to give her real&#160 name…

who said she’d taken her lunch break to hear Sheehan because she has a 20-year-old son who is considering enlisting. “I’ve seen everyone and their mother come out and speak nonsense out here in this park, and for them to shut down Cindy Sheehan is just not right.”

Oh, we’d loooooove&#160 to see the Ditch Ditz continue to make an utter & total embarrassment out of herself and the rest of her fellow Donk shitheads.&#160 Really, we would.

But I suspect that the NY cops have better things to do than put up with yet another group of Asinine Anti-Bush Assclowns&#153 polluting their fair city, y’know?

“They came in like gangbusters. It was really ridiculous,” said Margaret Rapp, a retired teacher from Inwood who added that she planned to file a complaint after an officer forcibly shoved her in the chest.

That bimboid should probably count her blessings.&#160 If she had violated that officer’s personal space to the point where he could reach out and do that, she’s probably fortunate she only got a hand to the chest.

Instead of, say, a nightstick upside the head.

A mother of a 19-year-old, she said she’d come to hear Sheehan because she lost her fiancee during the Vietnam War.

Ah, here we go.&#160 It’s the Kent Staters and the Flower Children all over again.&#160 Starved for attention these last thirty years while we right-thinkers came to the fore and gave the military their due respect, they’re desperate to become relavant again.&#160 WOODSTOCK LIVES!!! (chuckle)

“This is very close to home. There is a chord that Cindy hits among people that have lost people in this war and other wars, or who have draft age children like me. We’re scared to death.”

“Oooooooh, Bush is gonna reinstate the draft!!!“&#160 Run!!!&#160 Hide!!!&#160 Flee to Canada!!!&#160 Hurry!!!”

Inspector Michael McEnroy, commander of the 13th Precinct, insisted the shutdown order had nothing to do with the content of Sheehan’s speech, but was instead about the “provocation” caused by Zulkowitz. “This has been going on for much longer than today,” McEnroy said, adding of Sheehan, “I don’t even know the woman.” That last part prompted one pissed-off onlooker to shoot back: “Haven’t you watched the news or read a paper in the last three months?”

Well, dumbass, did they handcuff Ol’ “Shitcan” and drag her skanky ass away? (crickets)&#160 No? (more crickets)&#160 Then what are you kvetching for, fuckhead?

Not that we’d have minded – some time in a stockade would probably do that trollop a world of good.

F.E.T.E., as the Imperial Torturer&#153 might say…


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15 responses to “NYPD 1, Crawford Ditch Bitches 0”

  1. David Hartung says:

    Couldn’t happen to a nicer lady, ah, er, ah, individual.

    I’m sorry, to call Cindy Sheehan a lady is an insult to true ladies, like my wife and daughters. To use the slang term which also refers to female dogs is an insult to all dogs.

  2. Fitz says:

    “The guess from here is that, were he to forcefully accost the Crawford Ditch Bitch™, and tell her to STFU, his numbers would jump a minimum 25 points.”

    Yeah. Bungling the Iraq war and Katrina has dropped his approval ratings to the lowest they’ve been, but all he would need to do is tell the mother of a dead soldier to shut the fuck up, and his numbers would skyrocket. That’s some prescient analysis there.

  3. I guess someone wants her to end her occupation of New York.

  4. DJ says:

    “Bush’s poll ratings are in the toilet Right About Now”

    uh.. well really… wow, finally americans are just now starting to realize what the rest of the world has know for years..BUSH IS A DIPSHIT

    “The Constitution guarantees you the right to freedom of speech. The Constitution does not mandate that the government pay for the podium & microphone”

    uh huh.. you said it “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” .. oh but that depends on what side of the political fence you sit on, isnt it.. hypocrite…..!!!

    “Oh, we’d loooooove to see the Ditch Ditz continue to make an utter & total embarrassment out of herself and the rest of her fellow Donk shitheads.”

    nah shithead.. she’s just embarrassing the likes of you.. forcing a reality check… like what’s really happening in the world.. not what you see on FOX

    ” Bush is gonna reinstate the draft!!!”

    hopefully.. you’ll be draft pick #1, but i’d bet a lardarse like you has enough trouble walking to the kitchen to grab another packet of burger rings.

    “while we right-thinkers came to the fore and gave the military their due respect, they’re desperate to become relevant again.”

    you dipshit, you really dont get it do you, the military have always had respect and have been relevant, just not from your right wing, neocon wingnut government, sending them halfway round the world for a bullshit war, based on bullshit reasons, and lied to the rest of the world to justify use of military force.. reality check 101 for fucktards.. USE OF MILITARY FORCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROJECTION OF POLITICAL WILL.

    Karma will come a calling one day.

  5. Yeah. Bungling the Iraq war

    Can’t argue with that.&#160 But I think my solution of actually winning the war by killing people and breaking things would probably be better than your solution of turning tail and running.

    and Katrina

    Oh, yeah, here we go.&#160 Ray Nagin would rather bitch at the feds than mobilize the school buses to evacuate people; Kathy Blanco wouldn’t let the Red Cross in, despite the fact they were there and ready to help – but it’s all Bush’s fault.&#160 I guess you blame Bush & Rove for even sending the storm in the first place, eh, fuckhead?

    has dropped his approval ratings to the lowest they’ve been, but all he would need to do is tell the mother of a dead soldier to shut the fuck up, and his numbers would skyrocket. That’s some prescient analysis there.

    Helluva lot better than you’re&#160 able to come up with, dumbass.

  6. Yeah. Bungling the Iraq war

    Can’t argue with that.&#160 But I think my solution of actually winning the war by killing people and breaking things would probably be better than your solution of turning tail and running.

    and Katrina

    Oh, yeah, here we go.&#160 Ray Nagin would rather bitch at the feds than mobilize the school buses to evacuate people; Kathy Blanco wouldn’t let the Red Cross in, despite the fact they were there and ready to help – but it’s all Bush’s fault.&#160 I guess you blame Bush & Rove for even sending the storm in the first place, eh, fuckhead?

    has dropped his approval ratings to the lowest they’ve been, but all he would need to do is tell the mother of a dead soldier to shut the fuck up, and his numbers would skyrocket. That’s some prescient analysis there.

    Helluva lot better than you’re&#160 able to come up with, dumbass.

  7. Yeah. Bungling the Iraq war

    Can’t argue with that.&#160 But I think my solution of actually winning the war by killing people and breaking things would probably be better than your solution of turning tail and running.

    and Katrina

    Oh, yeah, here we go.&#160 Ray Nagin would rather bitch at the feds than mobilize the school buses to evacuate people; Kathy Blanco wouldn’t let the Red Cross in, despite the fact they were there and ready to help – but it’s all Bush’s fault.&#160 I guess you blame Bush & Rove for even sending the storm in the first place, eh, fuckhead?

    has dropped his approval ratings to the lowest they’ve been, but all he would need to do is tell the mother of a dead soldier to shut the fuck up, and his numbers would skyrocket. That’s some prescient analysis there.

    Helluva lot better than you’re&#160 able to come up with, dumbass.

  8. uh.. well really… wow, finally americans are just now starting to realize what the rest of the world has know for years..BUSH IS A DIPSHIT

    Your Fellow Ferret Fellaters and Mikey Moore-on dick suckers on eiher coast think that.&#160 The rest of us right-thinkers have long since figured out that they – and you – are lame-assed losers who are full of shit.

    uh huh.. you said it “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” .. oh but that depends on what side of the political fence you sit on, isnt it.. hypocrite…..!!!

    And once again we find that you have your head firmly ensconced up your ass.&#160 I haven’t seen any reports of Ol’ Shitcan thrown in the hokey, have you?

    (crickets)

    Uh-huh.&#160 Thought&#160 so…

    nah shithead.. she’s just embarrassing the likes of you.. forcing a reality check… like what’s really happening in the world.. not what you see on FOX

    Oh, yeah.&#160 A “reality check”“Occupied” New Orleans.&#160 Yeah, that’s some “reality check” all right.

    Tell me another one, Short Bus. (snicker)

    hopefully.. you’ll be draft pick #1, but i’d bet a lardarse like you has enough trouble walking to the kitchen to grab another packet of burger rings.

    Why don’t you come say that to my face, chickenshit?&#160 Ohhhh, that’s right – you’re stuck there in Austrailia, humping your koala and giving your kangaroo a rim job.

    Gee, sucks to be you, doesn’t it, fuckface?

    you dipshit, you really dont get it do you, the military have always had respect and have been relevant, just not from your right wing, neocon wingnut government, sending them halfway round the world for a bullshit war, based on bullshit reasons, and lied to the rest of the world to justify use of military force..reality check 101 for fucktards..

    Prove it, asshole.&#160 Prove Bush lied.

    Of course, to do that, you’ll have to have concrete evidence (from someplace other&#160 than CNN or the New York Slimes&#160 that Bush had definitive information that there never were&#160 WMDs in Iraq, ever,&#160 and deliberately told Congress, the American people and the UN something completely different.

    You can’t, of course – because we already know Hussein used those weapons on his own people, and failed to account for said weapons’ destruction.&#160 And not only did the Bush Administration know it – so did that half-assed excuse-for-a-Presidency which preceded it.&#160 Yeah, the one whose dick you’re so hot to suck, faggot – Bill Clinton’s.

    Amazing how those “reality checks” always come back to slap you liberal fucktards upside the head, isn’t it?

    USE OF MILITARY FORCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROJECTION OF POLITICAL WILL.

    Gee, did you figure that one out all by yourself?&#160 Or did you get that from Sesame Street?

    Karma will come a calling one day.

    Yeah, I’m really shaking in my boots, dickhead.&#160 Can’t you tell?

  9. uh.. well really… wow, finally americans are just now starting to realize what the rest of the world has know for years..BUSH IS A DIPSHIT

    Your Fellow Ferret Fellaters and Mikey Moore-on dick suckers on eiher coast think that.&#160 The rest of us right-thinkers have long since figured out that they – and you – are lame-assed losers who are full of shit.

    uh huh.. you said it “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” .. oh but that depends on what side of the political fence you sit on, isnt it.. hypocrite…..!!!

    And once again we find that you have your head firmly ensconced up your ass.&#160 I haven’t seen any reports of Ol’ Shitcan thrown in the hokey, have you?

    (crickets)

    Uh-huh.&#160 Thought&#160 so…

    nah shithead.. she’s just embarrassing the likes of you.. forcing a reality check… like what’s really happening in the world.. not what you see on FOX

    Oh, yeah.&#160 A “reality check”“Occupied” New Orleans.&#160 Yeah, that’s some “reality check” all right.

    Tell me another one, Short Bus. (snicker)

    hopefully.. you’ll be draft pick #1, but i’d bet a lardarse like you has enough trouble walking to the kitchen to grab another packet of burger rings.

    Why don’t you come say that to my face, chickenshit?&#160 Ohhhh, that’s right – you’re stuck there in Austrailia, humping your koala and giving your kangaroo a rim job.

    Gee, sucks to be you, doesn’t it, fuckface?

    you dipshit, you really dont get it do you, the military have always had respect and have been relevant, just not from your right wing, neocon wingnut government, sending them halfway round the world for a bullshit war, based on bullshit reasons, and lied to the rest of the world to justify use of military force..reality check 101 for fucktards..

    Prove it, asshole.&#160 Prove Bush lied.

    Of course, to do that, you’ll have to have concrete evidence (from someplace other&#160 than CNN or the New York Slimes&#160 that Bush had definitive information that there never were&#160 WMDs in Iraq, ever,&#160 and deliberately told Congress, the American people and the UN something completely different.

    You can’t, of course – because we already know Hussein used those weapons on his own people, and failed to account for said weapons’ destruction.&#160 And not only did the Bush Administration know it – so did that half-assed excuse-for-a-Presidency which preceded it.&#160 Yeah, the one whose dick you’re so hot to suck, faggot – Bill Clinton’s.

    Amazing how those “reality checks” always come back to slap you liberal fucktards upside the head, isn’t it?

    USE OF MILITARY FORCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROJECTION OF POLITICAL WILL.

    Gee, did you figure that one out all by yourself?&#160 Or did you get that from Sesame Street?

    Karma will come a calling one day.

    Yeah, I’m really shaking in my boots, dickhead.&#160 Can’t you tell?

  10. uh.. well really… wow, finally americans are just now starting to realize what the rest of the world has know for years..BUSH IS A DIPSHIT

    Your Fellow Ferret Fellaters and Mikey Moore-on dick suckers on eiher coast think that.&#160 The rest of us right-thinkers have long since figured out that they – and you – are lame-assed losers who are full of shit.

    uh huh.. you said it “FREEDOM OF SPEECH” .. oh but that depends on what side of the political fence you sit on, isnt it.. hypocrite…..!!!

    And once again we find that you have your head firmly ensconced up your ass.&#160 I haven’t seen any reports of Ol’ Shitcan thrown in the hokey, have you?

    (crickets)

    Uh-huh.&#160 Thought&#160 so…

    nah shithead.. she’s just embarrassing the likes of you.. forcing a reality check… like what’s really happening in the world.. not what you see on FOX

    Oh, yeah.&#160 A “reality check”“Occupied” New Orleans.&#160 Yeah, that’s some “reality check” all right.

    Tell me another one, Short Bus. (snicker)

    hopefully.. you’ll be draft pick #1, but i’d bet a lardarse like you has enough trouble walking to the kitchen to grab another packet of burger rings.

    Why don’t you come say that to my face, chickenshit?&#160 Ohhhh, that’s right – you’re stuck there in Austrailia, humping your koala and giving your kangaroo a rim job.

    Gee, sucks to be you, doesn’t it, fuckface?

    you dipshit, you really dont get it do you, the military have always had respect and have been relevant, just not from your right wing, neocon wingnut government, sending them halfway round the world for a bullshit war, based on bullshit reasons, and lied to the rest of the world to justify use of military force..reality check 101 for fucktards..

    Prove it, asshole.&#160 Prove Bush lied.

    Of course, to do that, you’ll have to have concrete evidence (from someplace other&#160 than CNN or the New York Slimes&#160 that Bush had definitive information that there never were&#160 WMDs in Iraq, ever,&#160 and deliberately told Congress, the American people and the UN something completely different.

    You can’t, of course – because we already know Hussein used those weapons on his own people, and failed to account for said weapons’ destruction.&#160 And not only did the Bush Administration know it – so did that half-assed excuse-for-a-Presidency which preceded it.&#160 Yeah, the one whose dick you’re so hot to suck, faggot – Bill Clinton’s.

    Amazing how those “reality checks” always come back to slap you liberal fucktards upside the head, isn’t it?

    USE OF MILITARY FORCE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A PROJECTION OF POLITICAL WILL.

    Gee, did you figure that one out all by yourself?&#160 Or did you get that from Sesame Street?

    Karma will come a calling one day.

    Yeah, I’m really shaking in my boots, dickhead.&#160 Can’t you tell?

  11. Angel Elf says:

    Anti-War Protesters Call Police ‘Stalinists’

    http://www.nysun.com/article/20283

    The arrest of an organizer of an anti-war gathering yesterday at Union Square that featured Cindy Sheehan provoked a furious reaction from protesters, who pressed up against police officers and called them “pigs,” “fascists,” and “Stalinists.”

    Mamma Moonbat should move her war protest over to Ground Zero.

  12. Doctor Pepper says:

    Spatula wrote:

    “Why don’t you come say that to my face, chickenshit? Ohhhh, that’s right – you’re stuck there in Austrailia, humping your koala and giving your kangaroo a rim job.”

    Hey, DJ. Do what I do and keep hiding behind your mommy’s fat-assed hoop skirt. See, it’s been conclusively proven that we – you, me and my boyfriend Mykki – are just

    BIG COWARDLY PANSY-ASSED PUSSIES

    Now, Mykki and I will vociferously deny this but that’s only because we’re real brave behind our keyboards but would wet our pants just like we do our beds if we ever had to put up or shut up. Read the link and make your own mind up.

    P.S. – Crager. I’m taking a screen capture of this page so I can prove that I’d really suck Mykki’s dick if it were big enough for me to find. And so I’ll have proof that not only are Mykki and I too cowardly to put our money where our mouths are and actually fight you, but that we’re too cowardly and thin skinned to take the resultant mockery like the men we wish we were. Needless to say, all that this will achieve is the invitation of an endless rain of mockery on our pointy little heads.

    [You said it.&#160 I didn’t. (guffaw)

    You can take as many “screen captures” as you like, pussy.&#160 The fact remains – you’re a coward, your homo honeyboy Mykki’s a coward, and all either of you have ever needed to do is show up on my doorstep.

    You don’t do this because you know what would happen – you’d get every last ounce of shit kicked out of you like the pansy-assed wussy boys you are.&#160 You don’t have the balls to face me, punk, and that’s a fact.

    Deal with it, chickenshit. (chortle)&#160 -LSI]

  13. Fitz says:

    [Buh-bye, fuckface.&#160 -LSI]

  14. Elephant Man says:

    I see that mykki’s monkeys are still seething…

    This isn’t going to help their mood.

    Momma Moonbat staged her grand march down Pennsylvania Ave to deliver her asshatted screed er, letter to President Bush and her parade drew a whopping total of thirty people.

    That’s right, moonbats. Thirty.

    Face it. Anybody who still gives Cindy Sheehan any credibility might as well tattoo “I’M A FUCKING MORON” on their forehead.

    Then again, sniveling bleats like the (D)ownunder (J)ackoff posts serve the same purpose.

    By the way, threats of “screen capturing” by nose picking fat kids like Dr. Pimple always bring a good laugh.

    Ooooooohhhhh! I’m gonna screen capture this page! That’ll show you!

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

    And Dr. Pimple releases his “inner dork”.

    He’ll never get promoted to urinal puck replacer at this rate…..

    *guffaw*

  15. DJ says:

    [Tell you what, fuckface:&#160 When you can refute anything I’ve said – you know, with concrete evidence, links, etc? – you can come back.

    Until then…(click, click)…buh-bye, little cowardly chumpette. (guffaw)&#160 -LSI]

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