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Stephanie Dawn Stewart Crager – front & center.

(No, Your Cantankerous Doublewideness – this post is not  about you.  Contrary to your hyperinflated opinion about yourself, you’re just not that important anymore.)

Congratulations, Steffi.  You are, officially, no longer the Most Hated Redhead On The Planet™.

That title hereby passes to this lard-assed Cupid Stunt™:

Want you guys to meet Linda Kellen Biegel, aka “Celtic Diva”, aka “Celtic Tub O’ Lard”.  (Come to think of it, Cianderella Tierney might wanna get it on with this beeyotch.)  She posted this pic on her half-assed excuse-for-a-blog a couple weeks back while I was away:

(For the Uninitiated™, this is a photoshopped pic of Sarah holding her Down’s Syndrome son, Trig, with the picture of an Alaska radio talkshow host pasted in.  The pic is supposed  to symbolize how joined-at-the-hip Sarah and the radio host are, but is really just a cheap shot at Sarah and her little boy.)

Now, as I’m sure you guys know by now, Our Beloved Sarah™ resigned as governor of Alaska yesterday.  And I have not the slightest doubt that the constant cheap-shot attacks on her & her family are part of the reason she did so.

So, okay, libtards.  This is what you want?  Despite the bleatings of your MESSIAH™, B. HUSSEIN OBAMBI,  to the contrary, a politician’s family is not  off limits?

Fine.

Let’s start with the MESSIAH™′S  very own family, shall we?  Let’s see how you pussies like our portrayal of Dumb & Dumberer, the Obambi twins:

Suck on that,  assholes.

Venomous hath spoken.  I’m fuckin’ back.



4 Comments to “Okay, let’s see how they  like it”


  1. David Hartung — July 4, 2009 @ 6:54 pm

    One rule of thumb, Conservatives *always* outclass liberals. To lower yourself to their level accomplishes nothing but to make you look bad.

    Sorry old friend, but on this one, you have crossed the line. Those two young ladies can’t help who their folks are, any more than can Trig.

    Now, if you were to do a little photo shopping to illustrate the similarity between Obama, GWB and Bill Clinton, that would be awesome!

  2. David Hartung — July 4, 2009 @ 6:55 pm

    By the way, Welcome back!

  3. Darth Venomous — July 4, 2009 @ 10:32 pm

    Sorry old friend, but on this one, you have crossed the line. Those two young ladies can’t help who their folks are, any more than can Trig.

    David, this is not about Trig.  Nor is it really about the Ice Cream Princesses™.  This is about giving libtards a taste of their own fucking medicine.

    I know  we’re better than they are, sir – just as I know that we’re better than the jihadists.  We don’t need to prove anything to anyone.  We proved it long ago, in both cases – if the average person hasn’t been paying attention, that’s that person’s problem, not mine or ours.

    In my opinion, we – and by “we”, I mean the GOP – are where we are because ever since 1994, we’ve become the Casper Milquetoasts of politics.  We’ve turned the other cheek so many times that our collective ass is bruised, bloodied and ripped to the bone.  Yet, we continue to hold to this principle that if we’ll just be (to use a Bush 41 aphorism) “kinder” and “gentler”, that we’ll somehow win the hearts & minds of those whom we need to persuade in order to win.

    I call bullshit.  What we need is to return to the take-no-prisoners days of the late, great Lee Atwater (may he rest in peace) and commence to once again do some serious ball-bustin’.

    Football teams who hang back, play an “excuse-me” style of ball and let the game come to them…lose.

    Case in point:  The Cowboys have Mr. Stay-Puft as their head coach, and they play as soft as his coaching philosophy.  On the other hand, when Jimmy Johnson was here, you could see the balls-to-the-wall attitude of the Cowboy defense.  In like fashion, the GOP has become the Dallas Cowboys of politics – play soft, bend over and take it up the ass.

    The Cowboys failed to win last year.  So did the GOP.

    I rest my case.

  4. David Hartung — July 5, 2009 @ 6:53 am

    Darth exclaims:
    “In my opinion, we – and by “we”, I mean the GOP – are where we are because ever since 1994, we’ve become the Casper Milquetoasts of politics. We’ve turned the other cheek so many times that our collective ass is bruised, bloodied and ripped to the bone. Yet, we continue to hold to this principle that if we’ll just be (to use a Bush 41 aphorism) “kinder” and “gentler”, that we’ll somehow win the hearts & minds of those whom we need to persuade in order to win.”

    David responds:
    The last thing in the world I am suggesting is that we continue the spineless ways of the GOP. What I am saying is that conservatives can come down on the Marxist left like a ton of brick, without demeaning ourselves by ridiculing kids who have no control over the actions of their parents.

    The time to come down on the kids will be when they begin to engage in partisan political activity.



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