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Well, well, well.&#160 One of our favorite cowardly asshats has seen fit to rear his ugly head here and start hissing like the little garden snake he is.

Non-Moron, the anti-Semitic fuckstick, decided he was going to take me to task concerning Bill & Roger Clinton in the thread below, and – well, see for yourself; it ain’t pretty… (snicker)

Dubya has done more drinking and drugs than Roger Clinton

Prove it, asshole.&#160 Let’s see a credible source, independently confirmed.

Put up or shut up, fuckface.

and Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar while Curious George was snorting coke

Hmmmm.&#160 Didn’t know they were that easy to get nowadays.&#160 Maybe you should try for one, eh, shithead?

and getting arrested for several DWIs.

One ticket for one DUI, as I recall.&#160 Unless you have documented evidence of others…?

(crickets chirping)

Nah, didn’t think so.&#160 Typical little Moron – never have answered a challenge yet. (snicker)

Have you ever stopped to think about that?

Have you ever stopped to think,&#160 you anti-Semitic chickenshit fuck?&#160 I mean, you keep getting your skanky, Jew-hating ass handed to you every time you show up around here, yet you still keep coming back for more.

Won’t ever learn, will you?

I mean, here is the son of a high-ranking CIA operative, and a centimillionaire (at the time) to boot

Oh, so you have access to all his financial records during the 70s now?&#160 Don’t suppose you want to show them to us, do you, fuckhead?

(more crickets)

Uh-huh.&#160 Thought&#160 so…

and he gets arrested for DWI?

Y’know, it’s not as uncommon as you might think, dumbass.&#160 And it was a helluva lot more common during the 70s, long before you pansy-ass types started getting your panties in a wad over it.

And yes – in your&#160 case, I literally mean panties.

He must have gotten away with quite a few as well, and perhaps the cops got sick of letting this guy go again and again.

Prove any&#160 of this bullshit, fucknozzle.&#160 Or are you pulling this out of your swishy ass like most everything else you bleat?

Rich people and their kids usually get away with stuff like that!

Awwwwww, whassa matter, skank?&#160 Pissed off ’cause you still can’t move out from living with mommy in that trailer park in Lauderdale?&#160 Awwww… (snicker)

For the record, I put Clinton in the same category of globalist (meaning Unamerican, and treasonous) trash as I do your boy Bush.

Yep – standard liberal disclaimer.&#160 “Most of what I know about (insert name of favorite leftist despot here) I find repellent.”

Or do you hate him ’cause he didn’t declare war against the Jooooooooooooooooooooooos,&#160 either?

But to say that Roger & Bill “don’t have the brains between ’em to blow their noses” is a bit strong, especially when, by saying that, you are implicitly defending the intellect of the stupidest president ever.

So where are your&#160 Harvard & Yale degrees, assmunch? (snicker)

One more thing – if you want that ‘discussion’ with me, say the word on this site. Name a time and place and I will be there. Next time you’re in South Florida, or next time I’m in Texas. But I’ve only been to that wasteland once, and I have no plans to go back. TIME. PLACE. That’s it!

I gave&#160 you a chance to show up.&#160

Your yellow-assed response?&#160 You whined that I had to provide time & place, for which I’d been pressing you for weeks!!!

Then&#160 you said you’d never been to Sawgrass Mills Mall, after claiming you actually live in Fort Lauderdale.&#160 To wit:

I live in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Feel free to post the next time you will be in my neighborhood and we can meet to “discuss” your idle threats.

And,&#160 I might add, after having had over a month&#160 to go there and decide where you wanted to get the shit knocked out of you.

(Sucks when I can fact-check your skanky ass, doesn’t it, chickenshit?)

So, to summarize:

1. You said where you lived, and issued a challenge.
2. I named a time and place, which you accepted.
3. I pressed you for specifics, which you never offered.
4. I came down.
5. You went, hid and started whining & making excuses.

Conclusion:&#160 You, Non-Moron, are nothing but an anti-Semitic, Jew-hating, punk-assed, sniveling, yellow, son-of-a-bitch coward.

And just to drive home the point:

5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr,#712
Dallas, TX

Anytime you feel those papier-mach&#233s&#160 of yours grow past the size of pinheads will be fine.


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17 responses to “He’s baaaaaaaaack…”

  1. og says:

    Spats, you know better. Cowards never come out from behind the safety of the keyboard. I get ’em too, I just ban ’em. You’re so good at fisking them, though, it’s a joy to behold.

    Nice new digs, too. Congrats.

  2. Many thanks, Og.

    I love the digs, too.&#160 For the moment, they’re compelling me to post a lot more.

    Spread the word!!! 😀

  3. Non-Moron says:

    What does that last sentence mean? Clinton wasn’t studying in Oxford “nowadays,” and you say you didn’t know “they were that easy to get.” What? 8-balls of coke? Or Rhodes Scholarships? Because I never said they were easy to get. Try making sense. Or at least writing decipherable English.

  4. Non-Moron says:

    And calling me Anti-Semitic is laughable, considering the fact that I am 1/4 Jewish, and also in light of the fact that YOU are an Evangelical Christian. Don’t you people believe in the Rapture, where all Jews will convert or die?

  5. What does that last sentence mean? Clinton wasn’t studying in Oxford “nowadays,” and you say you didn’t know “they were that easy to get.” What? 8-balls of coke? Or Rhodes Scholarships? Because I never said they were easy to get. Try making sense. Or at least writing decipherable English.

    Try developing your reading skills past beginning Romper Room, Short Bus.&#160 We have adult conversations here, and if you can’t keep up, that ain’t our problem.

    And calling me Anti-Semitic is laughable, considering the fact that I am 1/4 Jewish,

    You’ll pardon me if I think you’re lying out your ass about that.

    and also in light of the fact that YOU are an Evangelical Christian. Don’t you people believe in the Rapture, where all Jews will convert or die?

    And I suppose you have Scripture to back that “convert or die” bullshit up?&#160 Or at least something from the Torah? (snicker)

  6. Non-Moron says:

    Whether you believe me when I speak the truth is hardly my problem. I am 1/4 Jewish, on my mother’s father’s side. His ancestors came over in the late 1800s.

    As for “adult conversations,” those can often be riddled with poor grammar and pronouns with no noun with which to reference them. Especially in your neck of the woods, Tex! You said “I didn’t know they were that easy to get nowadays.” Yet the word “they” does not correlate to any other word in your blurb, nor mine! This gross error does not make ME stupid. Plus, you were referring to Clinton’s post-grad college years, hardly “nowadays.” Other than that, you’re a genius!

  7. Whether you believe me when I speak the truth is hardly my problem. I am 1/4 Jewish, on my mother’s father’s side. His ancestors came over in the late 1800s.

    Uh huh.&#160 You and John Qerry, meshuggeneh.

    As for “adult conversations,” those can often be riddled with poor grammar and pronouns with no noun with which to reference them. Especially in your neck of the woods, Tex! You said “I didn’t know they were that easy to get nowadays.” Yet the word “they” does not correlate to any other word in your blurb, nor mine!

    Someone with more than a second-grade reading-comprehension level would understand the reference.&#160 That you are holding out that you don’t speaks most ill of your intelligence level. (snicker)

    This gross error does not make ME stupid.

    Uh, yes it does.&#160 Sorry that sticks in your craw, but it’s not my problem.

    Plus, you were referring to Clinton’s post-grad college years, hardly “nowadays.”

    Dumbass, if I have to take time to explain the reference to you, you will not&#160 post here again.&#160 I’d suggest you catch up – and fast.

  8. LC Staci says:

    Spats, it is asshats like this that I have the displeasure of living around in So Florida.

    Hey moron, what is that reference to his neck of the woods? What, are you going to pull a Ward Churchill and refer to a fraction of some group to claim protection? Next time you are in the Miami area, LOOK me up you chickenshit. And I’m providing my email because I don’t make empty promises. I seriously doubt you have enough testosterone to actually meet Spats face to face anyway, but take an offer from this lady, needledick. I would love the opportunity on his behalf to treat you to a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up. And you don’t have to wait for him to make a special trip. Seriously, next time you are in Miami, I’ll debate your sorry ass to prove you are an Anti-Semitic and a fucking liar!! I’ve met fools like you and it is people like you that are ruining South Florida.

    I have read your BS on the Rott and have to say you are so full of shit. And a pussy to boot.

  9. Elephant Man says:

    When I’ma-Moron comes foward with his *snicker* “proof” about Dubya’s alleged drug use,I’ll provide evidence that Clinton and Kerry smoked copious amounts of opium while cooking ground up Laotian babies on a prototype George Forman “Lean Mean Fat Grilling Machine” in 1972

  10. Non-Moron says:

    You guys probably hate this guy too, but your shrieking reminds me of a quote I liked, from Mr. Ken Livingston:

    “Disagreeing with the policies and actions of Ariel Sharon, or his government, does not constitute anti-Semitism. This is an Orwellian way of conducting a debate. My criticism of the policies of Ariel Sharon’s government flows from the same universal human values that lead me to detest racism whether directed against Jews or anybody else.”

    Amen. To call me racist or Anti-Semitic or sexist or anything else, is way off. You don’t know me very well.

    As for proof of drug use, Bush has said that he hasn’t used drugs since 7 years before his father was in office, which he said in a very evasive way, but he said it. Basically he said he could have taken the FBI’s test, which asks if the applicant has done drugs of any kind in the past 7 years, at any time while he worked for his father. Source – Time Magazine, 1999.

    I know that doesn’t prove that he DID use drugs before that time, but I’m sure if he hadn’t, then he would have said he hadn’t, and he didn’t do that. Of course there was also that DUI in Maine in 1976, which as I mentioned earlier is to me an indication that his problems were so bad in 1976 that the cops had no choice but to haul him in. This is a guy whose dad was VERY powerful. Do you think he would have been convicted of a DUI if it was his first offense, or if it was an isolated incident, especially in light of his father’s status? NOT A F*^&ING CHANCE. I am from the North Shore of Long Island, home of plenty of rich kids, and I know several cases of those kids being slapped on the wrist 10 times before their pitiful addictions finally caught up with them. And their parents were mere millionaires, barely 2 houses and 4 cars deep! Use your head! I went to college with Kofi Annan’s nephew, and all he did was smoke hash all day long. But I’m sure he got his grades, and I’m sure any trouble he got in was quickly swept under the rug. Do you actually think your fearful leader is different? WAKE UP!!!

  11. You guys probably hate this guy too, but your shrieking reminds me of a quote I liked, from Mr. Ken Livingston:

    Frankly, chickenshit, few of us around here give a flying fuck what either you or&#160 your butt-buddy Livingston think.

    “Disagreeing with the policies and actions of Ariel Sharon, or his government, does not constitute anti-Semitism. This is an Orwellian way of conducting a debate. My criticism of the policies of Ariel Sharon’s government flows from the same universal human values that lead me to detest racism whether directed against Jews or anybody else.”

    Of course not.&#160 Then again, I’m sure he didn’t say this:

    Rape, murder, pillage, and apartheid towards Palestinians for 60+ years? The Nakba in 1948? The Naksa in 1967? No problem. Why don’t you put up pictures of dead Palestinian women and children, after they’ve been cut to pieces by Israeli bullets? Or Palestinian schoolgirls, after they’ve been gang raped by Israeli soldiers who view them as less than human? Because you view them that way too.

    …did he, now?

    Amen. To call me racist or Anti-Semitic or sexist or anything else, is way off. You don’t know me very well.

    We’ve seen enough of your bullshit to know what you are, asswipe:&#160 An anti-Semitic, racist chickenshit.

    As for proof of drug use, Bush has said that he hasn’t used drugs since 7 years before his father was in office, which he said in a very evasive way, but he said it.

    Not good enough, dumbass.&#160 You’re going to have to prove where Bush directly said he used illegal drugs.

    Last chance, fuckhead.

    Basically he said he could have taken the FBI’s test, which asks if the applicant has done drugs of any kind in the past 7 years, at any time while he worked for his father. Source – Time Magazine, 1999.

    I know that doesn’t prove that he DID use drugs before that time, but I’m sure if he hadn’t, then he would have said he hadn’t, and he didn’t do that. Of course there was also that DUI in Maine in 1976, which as I mentioned earlier is to me an indication that his problems were so bad in 1976 that the cops had no choice but to haul him in. This is a guy whose dad was VERY powerful. Do you think he would have been convicted of a DUI if it was his first offense, or if it was an isolated incident, especially in light of his father’s status? NOT A F*^&ING CHANCE. I am from the North Shore of Long Island, home of plenty of rich kids, and I know several cases of those kids being slapped on the wrist 10 times before their pitiful addictions finally caught up with them. And their parents were mere millionaires, barely 2 houses and 4 cars deep! Use your head! I went to college with Kofi Annan’s nephew, and all he did was smoke hash all day long. But I’m sure he got his grades, and I’m sure any trouble he got in was quickly swept under the rug. Do you actually think your fearful leader is different?

    I don’t think you could prove the sky was blue if you pointed directly at it, fucknozzle.

    And I think your remaining time here is growing very short.

  12. Elephant Man says:

    I think I’ma-Moron is confusing shrieking with laughing.

    Next thing you know, he’ll be gibbering about Flying Monkeys…..

  13. Non-Moron says:

    Thanks for resurrecting that old quote of mine, I hardly remember writing it. But I know I did, and I would write it again. All I did there was accuse you of being as racist as SOME IDF soldiers, and you can’t argue that plenty of butchering has been done by them in the name of fighting terrorism. Forgive me if I can’t see how shooting unarmed children, while they’re in school no less, is going to stop terrorism. The only way that would make any sense would be if it were assumed that all Muslim children will grow up to be terrorists, which is…

    RACIST! In fact, it’s the most virulent and vicious kind of racist.

    But you can’t show where I’ve been racist or Anti-Semitic, yet you continue to refer to me with those two adjectives any time you refer to me at all.

    Why is that? Is it because you can’t come up with anything better? Is it because you know I’m right, but to admit that would be to turn your whole WWE-Nascar world upside down?

    One more thing – if you’re going to ban me again, just know that I need a week’s notice for the next trip you make to Florida, and I’d be happy to give you the fight you wanted. At 6’0″, 200 lbs, and on the good side of 30, I would kick two of you’s asses.

  14. Thanks for resurrecting that old quote of mine, I hardly remember writing it. But I know I did, and I would write it again. All I did there was accuse you of being as racist as SOME IDF soldiers, and you can’t argue that plenty of butchering has been done by them in the name of fighting terrorism.

    Oh, you’re damned right I can, asswipe.&#160 If it comes down to either me or you that has to die, lemme tell you something, punk – it’s gonna be you.&#160 Don’t like it?&#160 Don’t go vowing to exterminate me and my people, then.&#160 The day the Arabs vowed to “push Israel into the sea” was the day Israel became perfectly justified to kick the Arabs’ asses.

    Forgive me if I can’t see how shooting unarmed children, while they’re in school no less, is going to stop terrorism.

    I don’t expect you to be able to figure it out for yourself, fucktard.&#160 We know you’d sooner see Israel cease to exist than defend herself from a horde of suicide bombers.

    The only way that would make any sense would be if it were assumed that all Muslim children will grow up to be terrorists, which is…RACIST! In fact, it’s the most virulent and vicious kind of racist.

    Tell that to your fellow punkassed anti-Semites, the Paliswinians who were dancing in the streets on 9/11/01.&#160 Fact is, if they’re fed the kind of bullshit that faggots like you are spewing against Israel, it’s a pretty good bet that they’ll develop the same kind of hatred for Israel, too, doesn’t it, dumbass?

    But you can’t show where I’ve been racist or Anti-Semitic, yet you continue to refer to me with those two adjectives any time you refer to me at all.

    And I’ll continue to, because I’ve proven it.&#160 That you don’t like the proof doesn’t make it any less legitimate.

    Don’t like it?&#160 Come do something about it.

    Why is that? Is it because you can’t come up with anything better? Is it because you know I’m right, but to admit that would be to turn your whole WWE-Nascar world upside down?

    Oh, yeah, here we go with the redneck/NASCAR/WWE meme.&#160 This is what you have remaining after you’ve had your skanky ass buried with overwhelming evidence that demonstrates to anyone with half a brain what an anti-Semitic, racist shitstain you are.

    Gawd&#153, it really sucks to be you. (snicker)

    One more thing – if you’re going to ban me again, just know that I need a week’s notice for the next trip you make to Florida, and I’d be happy to give you the fight you wanted.

    Funny you should say that.&#160 As it happens, last time I gave you six weeks, and you still&#160 chickened out.

    So fuck off, coward.&#160 This time, you get to come up here.

    5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr, #712
    Dallas, TX

    Anytime your papier-mach&#233s&#160 become larger than pinheads and you can come out from behind that rim-job you’re still giving your mommy.

    At 6’0″, 200 lbs, and on the good side of 30, I would kick two of you’s asses.

    You could be 6’10” and 350, and I’d still have your swishy, limp-wristed ass on the ground inside of five seconds, fairy-boy.

    But don’t take my word for it.&#160 C’mon up and taste the concrete for yourself, pussy.

  15. Non-Moron says:

    Quite a specious argument. So, by your logic, all Palestinians should be exterminated because a few of them were REPORTED as having been dancing in the streets on 9/11. By your mainstream “liberal” media, no less. Ever notice how that “liberal” media always likes to foment conflict, especially racial conflict? Case in point. Or maybe the reason you say it’s fine to exterminate all Arabs is that because SOME of them have vowed to “push Israel into the sea.” (No source given, but I will take your word for it that some Arab somewhere has said that)

    But if we are going to exterminate all Muslims for the actions of a few of them, then what should we do about the 5 Israeli spies who were seen dancing on the roof of their van on 9/11 in Meadowlands, NJ, happy as hell at what they saw.

    http://ww1.sundayherald.com/37707

    By your logic, we should just nuke the entire Middle East. But perhaps violence isn’t the answer, or is that too much for your low-volume cranium to absorb?

  16. Elephant Man says:

    Well, at least I’ma-Moron didn’t cry and snivel in his last post……

  17. Elephant Man says:

    By the way I’ma-Moron, I’m still waiting for your irrefutable proof that Bush was a heavy drug user.

    For that matter, I’m still waiting for proof that you aren’t a sniveling, whimpering blowhard……

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